Thread 713559482

give me your critiuqe on this design. give me an objective reason why this wouldnt work. i made this design for the last thread but it got archived before i could post it.

I play with it every day, at least 2 times, sometimes 3
It feels good in hand

>>713559482 (OP)
Its a dick joke but not a very good one

>>713559482 (OP)
I can play Guitar Hero with this

>>713560752
rocking that guitar, huh? hard rock, huh?

Cool thread but what do you think of my keyboard?

>>713559482 (OP)
I can't even grasp (heh) how my right hand should hold and press those upper buttons. Poorly designed, 6/9

>>713560805
I bet you are skilled with it
wanna do a few private lesson for me?

my idea is a extra input function. because everyone has control of their sphincter muscle to some degree my idea is to have an insert-able pressure sensitive controller that would serve as a extra input for button commands. Think of call of duty or halo and you need to jump in. instead of using bumpers or buttons you would "compress" your sphincter muscle with the insert-able bluetooth controller which would send an input command to your game. this would offer players new ways to interact with their video game and allow for more freedom in the traditional control scheme layout

while waiting fro your responses i updated it i dont know if this is better or not but this is ver 2.0 the sole aim is to be as ergonomic as possible

>>713561254
it is eronomic alright

>>713560752
in ver 2.0 i considered adding 2 additional button for ring and pinky finger but was unsure if the average gamer had the dexterity to utilize them

>>713561148
i think youre making a lot of sense i think i woill add this in. that eliminates the need for bumper jumper controller mapping.

>>713562345
For a prototype, this could sell millions. You should patent this before someone steals your idea.

pingas

>>713560805
I imagine you typed this post with that keyboard

>>713560805
Wouldn't any speech to text be worlds faster than sucking a dick to type?

>>713559482 (OP)
>No embedded microphone in the top

>>713562726
Typing isn't the point anon.

>>713562543
i doubt i could get anyone to stock it or manufacture it. too ergonomic looking.

>>713562345
okay but what if I get thirsty, I'll have to let go of the controller to get a drink, it should have a squeeze bottle, or a nozzle of some kind to spray a drink into my mouth.