DPRK opens first gaming cafe - /v/ (#713576474) [Archived: 822 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:45:24 AM No.713576474
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Well, do you rike it?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:46:37 AM No.713576531
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So this is where the gamers will go?

Yes Kim, they will play Counter Strike 1.6 and Starcraft
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:47:32 AM No.713576596
>Completely isolated LANs to play old kino like CS 1.6 and Quake 3
uhhh based?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:47:51 AM No.713576617
idk but the other day i see a tranniel who makes a living showing off his prolapse on Twitter, defending North Korea and communism
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:48:08 AM No.713576643
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:49:43 AM No.713576749
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>>713576617
Well to be fair, everyone unconditionally gets free food, even if it's just rice and kimchi ingredients

Meanwhile US government is trying to make it impossible to get EBT/foodstamps

And everyone gets a nice house if they work any job, which is more than American workers can say.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:50:22 AM No.713576794
>>713576531
>>713576643
it's kind of funny seeing those goofy outdated military uniforms contrasted against the shitty fake futuristic aesthetic
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:51:42 AM No.713576884
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>>713576794
How dare you
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:52:12 AM No.713576920
>>713576749
>make it impossible
For white people.
Subhuman latrino invaders and niggers get to have all they want forever
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:52:40 AM No.713576950
>>713576749
If lots of people desperately want to get into a country, it's good. If a lot of people desperately want to escape from a country, it's shit.
If a country has to spend a lot of money and effort keeping people out, it's good. If a money spends a lot of money and effort trying to stop their citizens from escaping, it's a shit country

North Korea spends more money and effort than any other country on the planet, and perhaps of any country in all of human history, trying to stop their citizens from escaping, thus making it the most shit country of all time
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:54:35 AM No.713577070
>>713576531
This is shameful and not juche
Those gaming chair styles are trend chasing and westoid
The contrast of that furniture aesthetic with what the DPRK is known for is dogshit

Probably just some shit imported from china
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:55:26 AM No.713577117
kp
kp
md5: 77363a46307736dd428cb1910900e782๐Ÿ”
>>713576950
So if I try to escape the US by crossing into Mexico, they'll let me?

>>713577070
Thank you for your criticism comrade, we have noted it.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:55:50 AM No.713577148
Why are they so tiny? Surely the generals have enough to eat, right?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:57:24 AM No.713577265
>>713576531
Take the funny hats out and this just looks like some venue owner trying to rent out his space for parties
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:57:57 AM No.713577295
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>>713577148
Nigga's never heard of Asians.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:58:20 AM No.713577330
>>713576474 (OP)
if there's one thing that gamers LOVE, it's brightly lit environments
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:59:11 AM No.713577375
>>713576950
look at this glowie spreading misinformation lol
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:59:16 AM No.713577381
where the cafe and games?? looks more like a conference center and some pool tables.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:59:32 AM No.713577401
>>713577117
>So if I try to escape the US by crossing into Mexico, they'll let me?
Yes actually. The US has no restrictions on leaving the country whatsoever. I go between the US and Mexico frequently and leaving the US is just a matter of walking through a turnstile. In fact one of the people on the Most Wanted list right now fled the country by just walking through a border checkpoint.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:59:49 AM No.713577416
>>713576474 (OP)
Only the people living in Pyongyang(Kimโ€™s dick sucking squad/The military) will be able to actually use it.

Everyone in North Korea thatโ€™s outside that city is starving to death by the way.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:00:05 AM No.713577440
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do cyber/gaming cafes still exist in the US? i dont think i have seen one in a long time
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:00:19 AM No.713577456
Don't care, post more NK cuties
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:00:48 AM No.713577492
>>713577148
The generals are some of the few people there you know are getting enough food.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:01:43 AM No.713577552
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>>713577416
>Everyone in North Korea thatโ€™s outside that city is starving to death by the way

In America people are micro-financing fast food on credit with debt installments

You must have confused the US with the country that gives everyone free food unconditionally
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:02:49 AM No.713577617
>>713577552
No ones falling for it kim
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:03:30 AM No.713577658
>>713577456
What this guy said. Deepfake nudes of Kimโ€™s hot sister ideally.
>>713577552
Anon, please stop trying to defend North Korea. This is just silly. The Middle East is a genuinely preferable environment.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:03:54 AM No.713577668
>>713577295
They look like they have alcohol fetal syndrome.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:06:45 AM No.713577831
>>713577552
kim check your steam account, i sent you an invite
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:07:59 AM No.713577903
>>713576474 (OP)
>Fuckload of chairs
>No monitors, keyboards, mice, or anything on the desk
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:08:33 AM No.713577936
>>713577658
Don't bother
Tankies are delusional retards
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:08:40 AM No.713577941
https://youtu.be/24R8JObNNQ4?t=1126
Still the cutest
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:10:07 AM No.713578020
>>713577552
Go move there then I will say itโ€™s probably better than India
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:12:01 AM No.713578124
>>713576749
>all those apartments but not a single person in sight
>nor is there a single car, bus or train
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:12:44 AM No.713578157
>>713576531
Do they not make different size uniforms? Whats with these pants?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:13:01 AM No.713578171
do they even know what a videogame is over there?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:15:49 AM No.713578320
>>713578157
Those are tight fit pants anon their legs are just THAT jacked. Especially dear leader's legs.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:17:30 AM No.713578417
>>713576474 (OP)
>>713576531
>>713576643
I can't believe this shit is real I didn't even know they were allowed to game, feels like some bullshit someone would AI generate
>prompt: kim jun il walking with military in futuristic gaming cafe
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:17:53 AM No.713578437
>>713578157
They're emulating kim il sun who wore baggy shit because he was just some rebel wearing whatever he could and then later because he was a lazy old man
That's also the reason kim jong un is so fat
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:18:22 AM No.713578459
>>713577903
By "gaming" they meant table top games
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:18:46 AM No.713578485
>>713578171
yes. in fact they have their own studio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0WhdhbImLM
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:19:30 AM No.713578527
how come theres no outcry to free these people from the kims, better yet why is there a male dominated cult in the north and a female cult in the south?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:20:35 AM No.713578583
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>>713578171
They have Xbox Kinect with exclusive North Korean games you will never play
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:23:12 AM No.713578727
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>>713576950
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:23:21 AM No.713578738
>>713578527
>how come theres no outcry to free these people from the kims
Because until the PRC collapses or otherwise decides they've had enough of Kim's antics it's never going to happen. Even if NK fell into total anarchy the Chinese would most likely invade and install a new regime because they really don't want American military bases right on their doorstep.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:23:45 AM No.713578761
>>713578527
>how come theres no outcry to free these people from the kims
there probably is but we aren't korean so we don't hear it
>better yet why is there a male dominated cult in the north and a female cult in the south?
gotta be polar opposites in every regard I guess
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:26:21 AM No.713578910
>>713577552
>You must have confused the US with the country that gives everyone free food unconditionally
Wait until you hear about countries that aren't communist hellscapes and still have soup lines. Really amazing, right?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:34:18 AM No.713579331
>>713577668
Koreans on both sides are horrendous drunks.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:37:15 AM No.713579483
>>713577440
Doubt it
They're still around in Asian countries cause it's just part of the culture there, similar to arcades
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:38:13 AM No.713579547
>>713578910
>it's a hellscape because.....there are no jews or trannies!
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:46:03 AM No.713579965
>>713578459
Table top games on long bar like table connected to the wall?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:48:52 AM No.713580118
>>713579547
DPRK is a hellscape because of compulsory military for men for ten fucking years of their lives while women are allowed to benefit off of and work the black market to get ahead completely reversing the intention of having men excel in the party compulsively when it just comes down to who deals the meth and contraband in the village
Even then, party leaders pull the ladder up behind them leaving men with fucking nothing to do and nowhere to go a little like the west
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:49:55 AM No.713580168
>>713579547
lol you sound like a spic
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:50:36 AM No.713580207
>>713580118
You know South Korea and Israel both have mandatory military for men too?

Other shit is just made up
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:50:45 AM No.713580218
>>713580118
>source: western media known for their lies
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:56:24 AM No.713580531
>>713580207
>>713580218
Nigger you can watch interviews and it's the literal throughline through all of them when they get nork men
Its intentional because it keeps them hungry to go do logging in siberia or mining in africa or, worse, now getting droned in ukraine
They lose ten years of their lives to the military, often more, nowhere else does that
It's not that hard to comprehend that you can't rise through the benevolent and brotherly party structure for the same exact reason you retards will NEVER be on your city council, just a different flavor
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:15:49 AM No.713581525
>>713578527
>better yet why is there a male dominated cult in the north and a female cult in the south?
Is their goal to fuck?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:48:09 AM No.713583218
>>713576474 (OP)
Yeah looks cool.

>>713576617
Why would somebody defend North Korea? That's what the nukes are for.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:50:06 AM No.713583309
>>713576950
Most of the people trying to leave are in some kind of trouble since they know they won't face any consequences if they manage to escape.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:51:44 AM No.713583401
I'm still pissed about what they did to Otto Wambier
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:22:13 AM No.713585058
>>713576531
Where are the PCs?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:23:03 AM No.713585096
>>713576474 (OP)
Reminder that US basically genocided NK (destroyed 90% of all buildings and around 20% of it's population /2 million people) after they tried to kick out the US from korea after the US denied the promised reunification elections of korea (knowing that the socialists would have won it), US never signed peace treaty after the chinese kicked US out of NK and are terrorizing NK ever since then (which is why they are so protective and secretive) and doing everything to sanction them into poverty. None of the shit about them executing people for listening to kpop and crap like that is true.

They are on the right side of history and will outlive SK even with all the hardship they are facing.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:24:38 AM No.713585196
>>713576474 (OP)
Wait, Korea is advanced? I thought they were stuck in the 80s or something.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:26:34 AM No.713585305
>>713578761
South Koreans don't want to reunify with North Korea, they would be a massive burden on the economy.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:39:02 AM No.713585923
>>713580531
>Muh interviews
Man westoids sure are fucking easy to brainwash

You realize that they are doing they are doing the same shit that the US is doing with the "uyghurs" and their "genocide" and "slave labor", that somehow even after years doesn't have a single fucking proof despite most people having access to smartphones and internet in xinjiang, and that you can literally visit the region visa free, or just talk with millions of people on social media and ask them if shit is real or not

But you retards will believe it's real because some US funded fake independent orgs showed you a handful of well bribed gusanos or literally just random useful idiots telling you whatever the US wants you to hear. It's THAT fucking easy for you to believe anything without a shred of proof

Meanwhile at least half of you retards are still denying that your country is taking part in an actual genocide in gaza, supplying almost all the weapons for it, despite there literally being thousands of proofs of the inhumanities happening there
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:17:59 AM No.713587750
>>713579331
The only drunks in the north are the ones who are allowed or get away with making shine.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:18:28 AM No.713587762
>>713585096
>>713585923
Whatever, clearly not a north korean. Send nudes of Fattie's sister.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:25:04 AM No.713588070
>>713576643
They even copied the gamer hexagons.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:52:17 AM No.713589252
>>713585096
>None of the shit about them executing people for listening to kpop and crap like that is true.
wtf NOT based