>this TERRIFIES the boomer

Why do so many people defend these retarded designs? Like a tea cup or chandelier.

>>713579316 (OP)
What was Gamefreak thinking putting this thing so damn early in the game?
You can also catch the Squakabilly on your roof. It's not as absurd but Hustle Aerial Ace is still bullshit and Intimidate is always good.
Why even bother with the other earlygame birds at that point?

>>713579316 (OP)
Why do all modern Pokemon have to look like they were designed in Blender

>>713579316 (OP)
“I don't want to go there. It's the last place I'd want to end up, but that's where I always end up anyway. Only, it's not me talking to the Pink Flamingo, but someone who looks the part down to the finest detail—except that he's evil. I'm hiding in the shadows, watching it all unfold. Before my very eyes. The Flamingo speaks, it can speak here. It says: 'Mirs ah mo ten tan television.’

That's ‘Mirrors are more fun than television.’ Somehow I know this; just don't ask me how. And I, not me, but my double, nods and smirks at this like it was their funniest thing in the world. And then something goes wrong and suddenly they know I'm there hiding behind them and they both turn to look at me with cold eyes. And the Flamingo speaks again: ’The Flesh of Fallen Angels.’

I have no idea what that means, and that's when I always wake up to my own scream...

aaaaaAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHH"]/spoiler]

>>713579985
Easier to make toys

>>713579521
>not liking Chandelure
Absolute faggot taste.

>uses co-star ability to copy its partner's stats
this thing is a menace when paired with dongozo

As a gen z I think this design sucks
Bland and forgettable

>>713579521
>Not liking the tea cup / pot
Absolute faggot taste.

>play new pokemon expecting not to like any of the new ones
>finds two or three I really like
I love these lil' guys.

>>713579316 (OP)
I heard somewhere that swinger couples put flamingos in their yard to advertise to others that they're into that lifestyle.

>>713582142
That's a retarded theory. Why would they be trying to attract random people passing by?

>>713582142
Those people are fucking freaks and see what they want to see.
>Hurr lets plant [this particular type of heather] to show we're swingers
>Hurr lets put [this type of ornament in the window] to show we're swingers
>Hurr we're swingers, we're so progressive, our marriage is doing SO well that we need to fuck other people
Stay away from them.

>>713582263
>trying to attract random people passing by
>swingers
retard

>>713579521
>object pokemon
:(
>object pokemon(gen 1)
:)

>>713582819
Yes, that's correct. Feel free to explain what is wrong

>>713579521
Pineco and Exeggcute must be your favorite Pokemon.

>>713582830
>a little bit of edge, soul, determination, and of course, watercolor palette

sums up all designs and facial expressions of gen 1. it's so peak it's not even funny.

>>713579316 (OP)
This is a cartoon flamingo, I don't get it.