Tomorrow is steam sales and i have only 1 cent in my bank account

>>713588178 (OP)
Maybe you should make better financial decissions?

>>713588178 (OP)
That's not true or you would be overdrafted. You have to keep a minimum of $100 to not get charged
You're a fake poor and not a real poor

pm you a link so you can share your wishlist steam games and ill buy them tomorrow for you when the sale hits. enjoy

>>713588178 (OP)
Time to sell your kidney, bro. You wouldn't want to miss out on the deals, would you?

It's okay, the sale will still be on when the neetbux comes through.

>>713588178 (OP)
duye that's like a million bucks with interest

>>713588178 (OP)
I bet you are one those financially responsible people who bought a 5090

>>713588178 (OP)
Did you know you can download games for free?

>>713588397
Why would I risk damning my eternal soul by committing the cardinal sin of theft? I plan on going to heaven.

>>713588469
Piracy isn't theft. When you make a copy of a game, the original isn't removed. Have you even read The Bible? I don't think you have, or you would know Jesus Feeds the Five Thousand. Why are you pretending to be a Christian?

>>713588269
retard

Now that you bring it up, does /v/ even do key giveaways anymore? They used to be pretty prominent during the summer and winter

Last steam game I bought was Forza horizon 5, and it's actually so fucking good I think it'll tide me over for at least another few months.

Why is Car kino off the menu, bros?

>>713588525
Someone show this bozo the door

>>713588469
based

>>713588548
The bank would fucking charge you for only have 1 cent lel. OP would quickly be in the negatives.

>>713588584
>does /v/ even do key giveaways anymore? They used to be pretty prominent during the summer and winter
I see them but they're not something you can just look up on the archive, so many bots scrape 4chan looking for keys in every post that the second someone posts a steam key, a bot already sucked it up and put it into some dummy account. So what people do now is hide them behind riddles, images, links to other sites, or just ask you to friend them to get it.

>>713588639
wow I just said the f-bomb and didn't even realize it. talk about seeing red in anger.

>>713588639
most banks don't do that. poorfags don't have those kind of accounts

>>713588584
>posting keys after the third world infested this site after 2012.
>SEA creatures STILL think this doesn't include them
Nah.

I wasted 120 euros on eneba the past month

>>713588335
bro please don't bring that up, i haven't got paid in 4 months now. I'm waiting for 4k euros to come to my bank account but the wait is killing me

>>713588469
>He believes heaven and hell are real
Lmao

I have plenty to spend, like 200k, but I haven't even opened Steam for months.

>>713588584
i got stardew valley last christmas
t.white

>>713588178 (OP)
just use klarna bro

im super budget gamer and got so many games i have stuff to play until the day i die. and theres no real big new games coming out for a long ass time right now, nothing worth buying unless youre a complete newfag like everyone buying up death stranding 1 to cope with 2's release, when it was given for free multiple times already

>>713589018
>gets reborn in hell

>>713591781
OP here
based, i have like 400+ games most of which are replayable af so i have games for a lifetime, i would just like to spend 30-40 euros on that sale just for the fun of it.

>>713588178 (OP)
>everytime they sell I must also consoom

>>713588178 (OP)
>Using banks
Lol westerners, I have 20k in cash under my bed

>>713588469
Jesus is the OG pirate thoughbeit

>>713589018
>He doesn't believe heaven and hell are real
He fell for the meme.

Just pirate the fucking games you idiot. They're free if you pirate them.
Also here's another secret: Movies and books? You can also pirate them instead of paying for them.
I would pirate ur mum but she's already free.

>>713595437
>I would pirate ur mum but she's already free
kek
OP absolutely decimated.

>>713588525
>Jesus pirates bread, multiple times, Nd distributes it
>it's fine
>I pirate a video game just once for myself
>Hellbound
It's not fair

>>713588178 (OP)
Happened to me once. Tight months. No pocket money. Need to fund my hobby. I got some change by offering to clean relatives' homes, yards and cars. Always came with free food too.

>>713595437
I play through multiple pcs you imbecile and i need the cloud saves but your teeny tiny brain can't think of that and instead uses mom "jokes"

>>713595187
>>713595573
American protestantism in a nutshell. I do believe the Son of God has a right to miraculously duplicate loaves of bread to give to His flock, while you pirating a video game, something that took dozens of people hundreds of man hours to make, is just a little bit different. Y'know, just saying.

>>713588178 (OP)
sales have sucked for years you aren't missing out

I don't think you should be focusing on video games if you are struggling with cash, anons.

>>713595775
Uhhhhh what's a local area network?????

>>713595829
but youre not stealing from the people who made it. if i steal a roadsign im not stealing it from the guy who bolted it to the post

>>713588178 (OP)
Sir I have inquiry for you please understand I need gift card and crypto for to replace the money with $500 credit

>>713595906
thats advanced computer science, you need a degree for that

>>713595996
I give ur mom my 45 degrees every night if you know what I mean.

>>713595920
>pirating is stealing
How many times do we have to tell you the concept of digital copies until you understand it, old man? Or is your cranium just too shriveled up already?

>>713595906
they are not locally connected? what kind of dumb retard are you

>>713596103
Then connect them holy fuck

>>713588584
I got two games for free on xmas eve, courtesy of our very own Santanon, but I wouldn't bother with key threads otherwise
90% they get picked up by bots the second they're posted, and the few remaining ones usually get instaclaimed by people that get off to collecting them even if they have no actual intention of playing the games (?)
It's even worse when someone posts a bunch of keys without naming the corresponding games, because I wouldn't wanna steal something I don't care about from some hypothetical anon that would be actually interested

Pretty sure they wouldn't allow that or at least they give you a warning that you have drawn more money than the minimum the bank allows you to hold on to.

>>713596074
tell me again young'un

>>713588178 (OP)
i have 7100 euros in my bank account
i will buy myself new bicycle parts, new sunglasses, and more socks
i don't need more vidya right now

>>713595829
what about the bread bakers in the town where jesus did that? they were probably pissed. now some guy can just make bread, theyre out of a job. i pirate and the world keeps turning

>>713588178 (OP)
>mfw six figgies in the bank but several hundred unplayed games

If piracy is stealing then telling me to stop pirating is racism

>>713597118
because you're black or something?

>>713588178 (OP)
There are 0 games worth buyingboughting tho.

>>713597162
No but I am totally your nigga