I think the biggest asian cope I've ever seen was Ken in Fist of the North Star

>Weebs tell me this guy is supposed to be asian

Uh sorry, I've legit never met an asian as chad as this guy (or most of the Fist of the Northstar cast), let alone one taller than 5'8.

>B-b-but he's based on Bruce Lee!!1

Bruce Lee is fucking TINY - John Goodman could kick his ass - and I'm talking John Goodman from the 2000's, not 90's John Goodman who would eat him and Jackie Chan for lunch then ask where Jet Li is for dinner.

Then you look at the rest of the cast. Must be asians there, right?

Nope

These guys don't look asian to me - in fact they look more like King Arthur's Court and California beach bums

>No bro, they're asian because the movie was made in japan, trust me.

...

Imagine writing all this shit and trying to make a ritual post out of it instead just going: "buff dudes that punch each other until they explode are cool"

>>713594001 (OP)
goddamn you were doing these shitty threads since before 4chan went down 2 months ago, what are you trying to accomplish here?

yea asians want to be white we know

>>713594468
>"buff dudes that punch each other until they explode are cool"

That's all true but they're huwite men doing the punching and denying the reality is foolish

>>713596037
This little chubster invented conan the barbarian

>OP made the same thread 40 times over the span 5 years
For what purpose?

>>713596201
What color is Conan

>>713596406
>Shin thought he could convince Yuria to love him
For what purpose?

>>713596532
Honestly, pretty brown.
>>713596406
Ritual posting about HnK has an odd tradition.

>>713596773
>Honestly, pretty brown.

... because he's out in the sun, pajeet

>>713594016
Go to /a/ retard

>>713596852
But I'm emulating the PS3 game and the Wii U version of 2 because they're games about europeans punishing immoral scum.