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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:20:10 PM No.713601347
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Does anyone else wonder how prostitution works in Elder Scrolls games? It’s often omitted but it’s an important aspect of society

For example do you think some races are cheaper or more expensive than others? Or more prone to falling into s*x work?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:21:53 PM No.713601436
>>713601347 (OP)
>s*x
Is the concept of sex so alien to you you can't spell it properly?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:23:28 PM No.713601515
>>713601347 (OP)
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Prostitution
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:25:53 PM No.713601643
vivec sold he bussy
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:27:47 PM No.713601741
go back to /tesg/ you sumbitch
but post more fat khajiit before you do
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:31:27 PM No.713601934
>>713601347 (OP)
why do Argonians have tits? are they not reptiles?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:31:32 PM No.713601938
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>>713601347 (OP)
It's handled entirely by the emperor.
That's why his name is Uriel Septim VII.
He's not the seventh in line.
Seven septims gets you two hours of unlimited access to his crusty old bussy.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:32:32 PM No.713601987
>>713601934
They are synapsids (mammal-like reptiles).
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:34:17 PM No.713602075
>>713601436
Gen Z isn't allowed to say words they think will get them demonetized.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:34:37 PM No.713602093
>>713601347 (OP)
benis in bagina
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:35:39 PM No.713602156
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>>713601436
zoomers self censor themselves because they see youtube people do it because of algorithm chasing, they often won't write words that might be censored by an algorithm somewhere.

Zoomers aren't sentient you see, monkey see monkey do
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:38:11 PM No.713602302
>>713602156
Zoomer girls are the best though.
I'll put up with anything for that.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:39:03 PM No.713602356
>>713601934
You retards ask this every fucking thread to the point I'm certain this isn't even a genuine question anymore. Years upon years of the same consistent answer and this somehow still gets questioned.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:46:22 PM No.713602729
Would Argonians 100% disease resistance make them the least likely to give you some kind of fucked up magic std? I suppose in a world where you can just pray at an alter to remove diseases its not that big of a deal.
>>713602356
There is genuinely no answer(yet). Its all fan theories, but the fact that Argonians don't have nipples suggests that they are used only for attracting mates. The theory that they look human just to mingle better with the other races is the best theory imo.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:48:04 PM No.713602813
>>713601347 (OP)
I wouldn't last 5 seconds
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:48:54 PM No.713602860
>>713602302
I say the easiest girl are the ones close to either 20 or 30
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:49:32 PM No.713602903
>>713601938
kek
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:50:29 PM No.713602952
>>713602729
Argonians don't have complete disease immunity.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:56:04 PM No.713603238
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>>713601347 (OP)
>Futa bulge
Holy mother of PEAK
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:56:48 PM No.713603270
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>>713602729
>There is genuinely no answer(yet).
Yes there is. The Hist does what the fuck it wants because it can literally control argonian biology and change it with little effort. The reason the argonians were able to successfully raid Oblivion and force the gates shut was because the Hist turned every argonian into the equivalent of a Daedroth. Again, it changed their biological makeup within hours, minutes even.

Pic related, the closest approximation what the average Xivilai saw in the thousands. This was a cute argonian girl brewing swamp tea not even the night before.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:59:23 PM No.713603408
>>713603238
You're hallucinating anon
Though it would be much improved, there is no cock in this picture
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:05:00 PM No.713603725
>>713601436
Tourists have been conditioned so hard to wear an imaginary muzzle that they can't even take it off when they're not forced to wear it anymore, it's really pathetic
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:06:22 PM No.713603795
>>713603238
I see no sausage here
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:11:12 PM No.713604035
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Khajiit women are for romance and marriage, not pr*stitution
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:11:42 PM No.713604067
>>713601934
its fiction anon, the phrase "evolutionary pressure" probably didn't even cross the mind of the writers.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:14:14 PM No.713604206
>>713604035
Have to try the milk before you buy the cow
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:17:11 PM No.713604393
>>713602729
>There is genuinely no answer(yet).
It's not a genuine question anyway.
Because
a) high fantasy setting so reptiles with mammary glands is not something special or lore breaking
b) reptile-like animals that had mammary glands exited - synapsids.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:20:49 PM No.713604603
>>713601347 (OP)
Well, I think Khajiit prostitutes would be very common and cheap. I did a quick Google, and gypsies, which they are based on, are disproportionally represented in sex work compared to other ethnicities, so its safe to assume the same is true for Khajiit. Argonians cater to a specific niche customer base and would be quite expensive. Dark elves and orcs would be South East Asia or Africa levels of cheap. A wood elf would be about the price of an Asian prostitute in a Western country. High elves would overcharge and cater to findom cucks. The human races would be middle of the road whores, average prices.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:26:41 PM No.713604956
>>713604603
>Have to shell out the big bucks for lizard pussy
Even in fantasy worlds things are stacked against me
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:28:02 PM No.713605015
>>713604956
Same brother. Can't even fuck the cute argonian girl willing to sell herself.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:29:25 PM No.713605085
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>>713601347 (OP)
Well anon, benis goes in bagina and then money goes in hand.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:30:08 PM No.713605128
>>713604956
All the Argonian smut novels are responsible for driving their prices up
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:31:04 PM No.713605191
>>713604067
You are a smug, ignorant, retard
nta btw
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:32:24 PM No.713605265
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What do cats feel like?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:32:46 PM No.713605290
>>713605128
>Imperial pervert makes a series of smut novels about his fetish
>Suddenly prices of Argonian prostitutes goes up

CRASSUS, YOU FOOL!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:34:58 PM No.713605432
>>713603238
mental illness
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:38:52 PM No.713605643
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What province do you think has the most brothels though?

Imagine sex tourism in Tamriel. Orc girls would be fun and cheap I bet but where would you find them?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:52:01 PM No.713606308
>>713605265
Hairy I imagine
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:52:34 PM No.713606336
>>713601515
3rd post answers the entire question, but the thread keeps going because that was never OP's intention.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:53:19 PM No.713606373
>>713601347 (OP)
Impregnate both
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:55:16 PM No.713606489
>>713605643
>moon-sugar
Cringe dialogue. He basically said...
>(Persuade) Wanna show me that pussy, cocaine-face?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:00:46 PM No.713606804
>>713606489
She's a Khajit so it's a compliment
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:01:40 PM No.713606863
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>>713603238
holy fuck look and laugh at this drooling degenerate KEK
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:04:12 PM No.713607032
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>>713603238
We've lost another one to futa brainrot, fellas.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:07:41 PM No.713607242
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>>713605643
In Orsinium, literally the "City of Orcs." Its in the Wrothgar region of Highrock.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:07:52 PM No.713607259
I bet argonians feel really nice and cool to the touch in the summer.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:08:18 PM No.713607294
>>713601347 (OP)
> Does anyone else wonder how prostitution works in Elder Scrolls games?

> Ugly, Khajiit character walking down the street. Triggers on you being closeby

>”Hey there, stranger, fancy some comfort? Real cheap” - the ugly cat model rasps out

> ==> Sure (pays 15 gold)
> No thanks

> “alright then, right this way” (inn key added to your inventory
>when you get in the room, the khajiit unequips everything to her underwear
> “now just lay down and let me do everything”
> *fades to black, then fades back, you’re both standing at the exact same spot*

> “oooh you purred like a kitten, let me know if you ever want a second round big boy”

> she walks out of the room, catching the corner of a chair which clips into the ground and starts vibrating. She stops to look at another passing NPC
> “Hello” “Hello” “Goblins are nasty little creatures, aren’t they?”

That’s how it would work.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:09:32 PM No.713607369
>>713607294
Just as God Howard intended
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:09:38 PM No.713607379
>>713603238
this is like those people on ghost walks who think they see a ghost or feel a chill, except its a peebird
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:11:09 PM No.713607485
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>>713607294
Absolutely RADIANT
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:21:33 PM No.713608141
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>>713607294
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:22:54 PM No.713608229
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>>713607294
Sovl
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:24:28 PM No.713608343
>>713607294
kek