>>713635047 (OP)Why is Churchill so small?
>still no Sauda buffs
why do you hate my girl, ninja kiwi?
>>713636116The smallest monkeys are Ezili > Churchill > Psi
Someone post the Current State I can't check right now
this is a coomer-free bloons thread
no coomer posting allowed
>>713638785here, this is something so far
>>713638785Here you go
>>713638945>oomerposting4chan is for people over the age of 18
>Doing FDB
>100 round tile
>Find out on round 99 that 520 heli + spirit of the forest can't beat
>Have to restart from the beginning
Uggugugghguhguhg
>>713636292you would attempt to, improve... perfection...?
>>713639000>>713639029Looks fairly cut and dry. Us vs Pink with Blue nipping everyone's heels trying to stay third with delusions of getting second.
>>713639979520 heli is garbage against DDTs, I'd imagine 80% if not more of the damage to the fDDTs in round 99 will be from the druid. You'd have more luck if we had either alch touch, moab clash or maybe even fortifried
>>713640035well they could at least undo her unjust nerfs
don't click
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105479720
>>713640730She's still great on single lane maps
You can solo with her up to round 35, only 30 if the map is short and doesn't have a loop somewhere
do NOT click
https://baraag.net/@argysaur/114579670436036395
https://baraag.net/@argysaur/114569465828817071
will the game go on sale tomorrow
>>713642114>that glue gunnergoddamn
>>713642114well, i tried to, but nothing came up. does baraag do some exhentai type thing now where i need an external account verification or something dumb?
can you just catbox it dude?
>>713642179New people to be afflicted with bloon syndrome
>>713642294It works on my machineโข
Never seen that site before that anon posted
>>713642274
>>713642438This is like a spongebob closeup lmao
>>713642438idk this is all the site displays
i've been on baraag before so i don't know what this is
>>713642539Same thing happened to me, had to open the guy's profile and find the posts myself.
Any ideas for FBF? I'm considering Rosalia + Spectre or Sky Shreddr
>>713643086Spectre is going to do well up until you reach round 82 or 83. Speaking from experience, I did her + a 104 spectre on an easier map and those last few 80s rounds were a pain in the ass. But I think it should be possible, you might need to micro the plane though.
state isn't as bad as I expected but I just hope it doesn't turn around badly today
>>713643256Did it with 200 village + 401 sub + 204 ace and Rosa.
I'm glad I didn't need alch buff
Sunset Gulch - Double HP MOABs - Monkey Team
RXHLXD
Basically spactory-only lol
>>7136453293/4, starting in 3 minutes
>makes the spactory a 204
>gives it alch buff anyways
>Can see through walls
>but can never see camo
>>713646693he simply refuses to acknowledge their presence unless forced to
That spike pile is FUCKED
High Finance - Impoppable - Cake - Monkey Team
Do you dare brave the challenges of inner city life?
RXVMVO
>>713635047 (OP)back to afrika family
P3 are you coming back anytime soon
>>713648997CT calls for me, sorry. Enjoy yourselves
>>713635047 (OP)The way that game forces you into pay-to-win later on is ridiculously incompetent and insulting to the player's intelligence.
>>713649297When does later come?
>>713648249This monkey team on this map is going to be a pain, specially with 1 life
>>713649374I fucked your mother with my robo-cock last night.
>>713649297a toddler got chatgpt to write this i believe
>>713649439Lies, you are but a puppet made of weak flesh, you disgust me
>>713649439quincy... no...
>>713649439SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD
>>713649434I'm not even talking about multiplayer or any of the number of extra modes. Just the bare levels at the higher difficulties are nigh-impossible to beat.
>>713649456You're boring and you're projecting your boringness.
>>713649596I loved the original games and beat them several times. BTD6 sucks dick.
>>713649668robot ass post
you better post some monkey cock to prove you're real
>>713649668>he can't beat an actual kids game
>>713649668>Just the bare levels at the higher difficulties are nigh-impossible to beatretarded, you are retarded. what a retard, i am not kidding
Did you misclick bottom path? Exploding pineapples would've been the better crosspath
>>713649668not even remotely true
>>713649668holy shit you're stupid. it's not that hard, the maps are called "beginner" for a reason man
>>713649857I wanted to make it a 025 eventually, but yeah going 302 would probably have been better. That combo of map and towers feels like it's going to be a lot of deaths so I wasn't feeling it sorry.
Time to contest that territory up
>>713649668dumbass
hey guys check it out, i did a "nigh impossible" task and beat a lot of the higher difficulties
If the game isn't pay to win then how come I have to pay ingame money to even be able to play? Checkmate athiests.
>>713650093monkey money is made out of bananas, it has no fiat backing aside from banana
what's the battle plan, monke generals
>>713650276Please someone open the way to AEC
>>713650276get on your knees
>>713650320>time trialsaaaaaaaaaahhh
>>713650276Get SMS, MOAB Clash and anything else that might come in handy, like durable shots or glue trap
>>713650525I can do the race myself, but I want to unlock Durable Shots
>>713650320>open the way to AECYou mean take that neutral tile right next to it? Done
>>713651072Shit I'm retarded, that's not even the relic I wanted it's the one next to it. Well whatever, I'll grab both glue trap is good too.
Thanks.
I cant beat any of these fucking pink scores
Can someone work on taking the regular pink tiles near our good relics? We wanna make it so they can't rebound from this
>Royal Treatment is a permanent team relic on day 2
lol
lmao, even
>>713651780They have the good relics to put good scores on and I can't make a dent on their scores.
Camo trap is mandatory but they have a great time on it, to do that I'd need SMS. To get SMS we need camo trap etc
>>713651958Camo trap is the daily relic dummy
I should be able to get SMS soon, worst case scenario I have to wait for glue trap but I don't think it'll be needed
>>713652052I'm not getting glue trap, I have no idea how to do that tile
There's nothing good for races there except maybe the dino but fuck microing a dino
>>713652109Well figure something out, I just got SMS
>>713652381With SMS you should be able to steal camo trap from them I hope. If not I'll go grab it when I'm done with this one.
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They think they slick
Get fucked
>>713652456Camo trap is already the daily dude, what would that change?
>>713652571MORE camo traps
MORE
>>713652571I want to have it. Them not having it is good.
>>713652571for when it isn't the daily anymore
>>713652598This vexes me.
>their lead is entirely down to banners
>all the banners are shit tiles
Oh so they're just straight up cheating then, sick
>>713652901Yeah I don't know how to beat that. I get that farm races are prone to this kind of thing if you know what you're doing but man
I'm just not going to bother continuing
>>713653024Tempted to make a r*ddit account and post this on the btd6 sub, worst case scenario I'll get some smug fag posting a guide for this race
>>713650029>black borderYou virgin
Sorry monkeys I canโt beat any of these pink scores, itโs the neutral tiles for me I suppose
You know we keep getting put against these absolute sweats every event, it wasn't like this before.
I think all the normal players just gave up on competitive CT and all that's left now is the no-lifers
>>713652901Because it's a perfect .00 at the end?
>>713656439Nah, the time is just amazing. It's not cheated, or at least I highly doubt it is. Minimum time is like 1:06 or so, it would be cheated if they did lower than that.
>>713636116because he's my housewife (male) and i love him alot
>>713657370Churchie is too proud to work on the house
it stinks it stinks it stinks
>>713657667You tried turning it off and on again?
CAG
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HOW
>>713657667The game started and you didn't show up
man what's wrong with your game it happens so many times
>>713657736500 engi?
Or maybe Adora + a little helper tower, like overclock
>>713657757>>713657667>>713657757Unironically try verifying the integrity of your games files
>>713657736500 Wizard, duh. Camo trap lasts long enough to get Archmage which gets Shimmer.
>>713657883I don't see how an engi could possibly survive the saveup on that map. and I know a mage doesn't survive that
>>713658018It's either a 500 or a 050, they have 2 camo traps so a 050 could do it too.
I highly doubt a 005 is possible in that map, if it was logs it would work.
Why do we have so much cash?
>>713658313Yes but only he should start with more, that's how it always worked
>>713658358And that's what is happening.
Gwen's fat ass won't let me place desperado
why'd you leave?
free insta at 100
Couldn't even suicide with temple damn
>>713659513not feeling it
Also I don't care about instas, I'm never going to place one
strat for AEC?
Time Attack on "one two tree"
>>713659878Strat is fuck you there's nothing with pierce now suffer
What a steaming pile of shit tile
>>713659878I assume you wanna use top path mortars to do big damage and dino handlers to clean up the rest but good luck getting to that point
what
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huh??
>>713660201Deserved
I know it's generated randomly but why is this allowed
It's all trash
>>713660312Stop doxxing me
>>713660312You're gonna judge a monke for his love of coop?
>>713660669I have almost all single player medals and quadruple his coop medals but I'm only purple level 3
what does this guy do to get that much xp
>>713660806Bosses, from the looks of it
>>713660806Boss events give a lot of exp since up to round 139 it is considered not freeplay so they give full exp
>>713660806monkey meadows on easy for 16 hours every day
Ban all badgeless teams in the top 100 and leaf all their accounts
>>713661878Turn their accounts canadian?
>>713657613that's ok he's my overly pampered housewife (male)
>>713661878Don't hate the player, hate the game
>>713661990Imagine Churchill welcoming you home wearing nothing but an apron
Would anyone mind giving a little test run of my map? Sorry that's it's really simple, I just wanted to see how it actually played out, I'm planning on submitting it to the map competition eventually.
Couldn't replicate the lamp effects unfortunately, pretend you can't see anything outside the dotted line
ZFHMDGH
>>713662063Time for the yearly phoon watch
>>713662471When you say can't see anything, do you mean me as the player or are the towers supposed to not be able to shoot outside those places
Hard to do the latter if you didn't enforce it
>>713662720In the map it'd be pitch black, though you can still place towers and they'd be able to see just fine.
What's our plan for these sweats?
>>713667143Mine not playing again
>>713667143I'm saving my tickets for tomorrow I guess, if shit isn't FUBAR at that point
>>713667438Your personal tickets?
Why?
We have a bunch of team tickets.