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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:51:15 PM No.713644307
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ITT: Games that need a remake.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:51:58 PM No.713644364
>>713644307 (OP)
Why?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:53:11 PM No.713644464
>>713644364
Clunky combat
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:53:17 PM No.713644471
>>713644364
It needs a fresh coat of paint.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:53:52 PM No.713644521
>>713644464
How?
>>713644471
Why?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:56:56 PM No.713644761
>>713644521
What?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:57:48 PM No.713644835
>>713644761
It's your position, justify it if you think it's correct.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:57:51 PM No.713644836
>>713644521
Because the game is goated, but the graphics look like shit which limits its appeal to todayโ€™s audience.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:00:46 PM No.713645045
>>713644836
Today's audience is gay and retarded and should stick to video game equivalents of eating glue. Barring some exceptions.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:01:03 PM No.713645074
>>713644836
Does it really limit the appeal for today's audience? Which audience exactly? The audience that still plays Minecraft and roblox every day? The audience that plays Stellar Blade? It seems remakes do not generate new fans as their "blessings" on the franchise never permeate to more recent titles and among long time fans they insist on playing the original regardless.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:03:59 PM No.713645285
>>713644836
All it needs is a graphical remaster in the style of Metroid Prime and Oblivion
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:04:24 PM No.713645310
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Make it not shit this time around. You can drop the troon line, I don't care.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:06:31 PM No.713645464
>>713645310
This game doesnโ€™t deserve to be remade, remastered, or reminded of its existence.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:07:01 PM No.713645501
No games need a remake.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:14:16 PM No.713646040
>>713644836
Today's audience is shit. There's no need to remaster or remake anything just to appeal to the lowest common denominator that barely counts as human.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:15:19 PM No.713646123
>>713644307 (OP)
ITT: brown mutts who need to be euthanized
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:22:03 PM No.713646664
Remakes are a MEME. Not every game needs one. That game isn't broke, it doesn't need "fixed", and the people who would no doubt be in control of said remake would most likely be nothing like the creative minds behind it and work to it's detriment, as we've seen before.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:24:30 PM No.713646883
>>713644836
Appealing to the lowest common denominator, or the greatest amount of people, should NEVER be the primary focus when making a game. Audiences are of course important, but it's a creative medium that gets shot in the foot when you actively work against the thing to appeal to more. If that attitude were applied to some of my favortie games they wouldn't be my favorite games.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:25:43 PM No.713646972
>>713644307 (OP)
no, you don't just remake the best game ever.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:26:34 PM No.713647036
>>713644836
>limits its appeal to todayโ€™s audience.
good
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:27:03 PM No.713647071
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>>713644464
describe what makes the combat clunky.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:27:41 PM No.713647114
Fuck off zoomie
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:29:29 PM No.713647271
deus ex remake would be awesome if you specifically let ME direct it
and include a version of the old game in it (its 300mb come on)
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:33:32 PM No.713647615
>>713647071
I don't know how to describe it other than it has the same brutal flaws as morrowind. You move and fight like a drunken alzheimers patient.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:33:43 PM No.713647638
>>713644307 (OP)
Wrong. Also kill yourself.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:34:06 PM No.713647662
>>713644307 (OP)
Fuck. Off.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:34:48 PM No.713647726
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>>713644307 (OP)
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:37:38 PM No.713647965
>>713644836
I'll be frank with you.
Modern audience is neck-deep in Concord, Marathon and Fairgame$.
How can an old-ass game made on a minuscle fraction of Relooted budget get them out of the modern gameplay, accessible designs and sensible world-building?
Let it go, boomer.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:51:56 PM No.713649096
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>>713644307 (OP)
A remake would inevitably ruin the game.
Clunky combat? That was the point. You can pop heads left and right when you are a master at a given weapon type not when you're untrained or barely trained.
Graphics? Yeah I'm sure having gray filter, yellow paint, and shit ton of meaningless clutter will make the game better,
Oh and it would have to be accessible to increase sales which inherently goes against the design of the game. It's made to make you think about what you're doing and how things interact and not just follow the map marker.
The only people that want a Deus Ex remake are people who got filtered hard but want to belong to the cool kids club for playing one of the most influential game without actually playing it.
3/10 bait made me reply
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:12:43 AM No.713650801
>>713644464
>>713647615
lmao you take the crosshair aiming/skills too seriously that stuff really doesn't matter at all, it plays like a standard shooter just ignore it
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:13:53 AM No.713650875
>>713645501
/thread
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:17:46 AM No.713651149
>>713644307 (OP)
Your favorite one
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:20:48 AM No.713651378
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>>713644307 (OP)
doesn't need it but it could benefit from a kex remaster, also a good excuse to re-release it on consoles
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:22:07 AM No.713651498
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>>713644307 (OP)
Here's a non meme reply
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:43:25 AM No.713653112
>>713644307 (OP)
It could be remade and made better, I'll agree. But that won't happen. Even if it is remade, it won't be improved. At best you'll get a sidegrade like those RE remakes that are technically good and play smoothly but haven't an iota of charm to them (but even that is unlikely).
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:46:39 AM No.713653348
>>713644836
But why does it need to appeal to todayโ€™s audience? The devs donโ€™t care theyโ€™re not getting money anymore, why canโ€™t the just leave it where it was and have new products come out that appeal to todays audience
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:54:50 AM No.713653949
Eradicate all remakefags
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:55:26 AM No.713653983
>>713653949
One could argue that they need to be remade.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:57:22 AM No.713654135
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Definitely will never happen.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:00:48 AM No.713654412
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:05:22 AM No.713654824
>>713653983
You really can't, no game has ever "needed" to be remade and even if they did remake it and it was good it would still be a different game. Playing re4(2023) is not the same as playing re4(2005). If you played only one then you haven't played the other, and given that re4(2005) and deus ex are so beloved, the fact that people will just play a remake and say "oh yeah I've played that" is atrocious. It's like if somebody watched the robocop remake or the total recall remake and claimed they'd seen the originals cause hey whats the difference? Even if a game is bad, sure you could make a good remake but you'd just be making a new game with an older games coat of paint. Might as well just make something new.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:09:45 AM No.713655170
>>713654824
Not talking about the games.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:16:43 AM No.713655735
>>713644307 (OP)
I play this game every year and I can definitively say it does not need a remake.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:17:18 AM No.713655768
My issue with remakes is that the original becomes more forgotten and harder to obtain. Remakes simply cannibalize the originals and makes it all the more unlikely the originals will ever see the light of day.

See the original Demon's Souls, which is well-known to be superior to the remake by all except the most subhuman and degenerate examples of mankind. You can't even buy it anymore and Snoy has completely memoryholed it in favor of the remake.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:17:47 AM No.713655807
>>713644307 (OP)
Remake? No.
Remaster? Probably.
DX11 renderers stutter out the ass, and the other renderers are shit.
Echelon Renderer unironically works the best but is married to RTX.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:19:03 AM No.713655920
>>713644307 (OP)
The only remake this game needs is an update that fixes the GOTY version's plasma weapon damage.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:19:41 AM No.713655968
>>713644364
A Deus Ex remake would probably suck dick but if you want problems with the original that could be fixed:
>a lot of balancing issues (see the meme about the swimming skill)
>hacking is basically broken, you can hack everything with just the first level of computers and there's little risk to it since even if you get caught while hacking instead of shooting you guards will politely wait for you to set the gun turret on them
>guards ignore corpses, the ability to move bodies has basically always been a means of tricking players into thinking guards will notice them if they don't hide them
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:19:41 AM No.713655969
>>713647965
>Modern audience is neck-deep in Concord, Marathon and Fairgame$.
that's horseshit, otherwise Concord wouldn't have shut down within a month
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:22:33 AM No.713656184
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Fix combat, balance, encounter design and trash party AI (or implement direct player control), and maybe add some QoL features. Won't ever happen though, and even if it did, the soulless golems would just sand off all the "problematic" content from the game.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:24:40 AM No.713656347
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>>713644307 (OP)
I need a console remaster of this game with functional multiplayer and cutscenes right now
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:25:03 AM No.713656373
>>713647615
Just take the laser mod on Liberty Island and put it on your pistol or rifle. It will make the gun 100% accurate.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:38:00 AM No.713657408
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>>713645501
>No games need a remake.
Many early 3D games would greatly benefit from getting ported to modern systems, for better performance and resolution at least.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:44:42 AM No.713657952
>>713645310
I just played this and 0 recently. I'm blown away that people pretend those games are good. Zero HD at least looks great, but both games play terribly compared to 1-3, and the fact that they shoehorned a mansion into both is pretty pathetic.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:46:08 AM No.713658073
>>713657408
I'd fucking kill for something like Daggerfall Unity but for Underworld Ultima.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:46:17 AM No.713658085
Warcraft 3
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:49:15 AM No.713658319
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Not many games need a remake but a ton need a remaster/rerelease because many are stuck on decade old generation hardware
just like how we are getting okami 2 but viewtiful joe is still stuck on PS2/gamecube with zero other ways to legally grab them
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:00:15 AM No.713659148
>>713655170
Ah, I see what you mean. I'm retarded
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:05:07 AM No.713659516
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fake & gay thread
brb im gonna grub one out
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:05:56 AM No.713659562
>>713655968
>guards ignore corpses, the ability to move bodies has basically always been a means of tricking players into thinking guards will notice them if they don't hide them
everytime I've left corpses out, guards will get alerted and start searching the area.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:07:42 AM No.713659715
>>713657952
I liked the part at the end where you have to type in the self destruct code and the code is Veronica. I clapped when that happened.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:10:35 AM No.713659940
>>713646883
>Appealing to the lowest common denominator, or the greatest amount of people, should NEVER be the primary focus when making a game.
This is the reason why 90% of what the industry currently shits out is irredeemable dogshit.
It's also the exact reason why people have more faith in indies these days.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:14:02 AM No.713660184
>>713657408
that's the corollary
"every game should be ported on every platform"
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:14:03 AM No.713660185
>>713644836
>Le modern audience
People that want to play Deus Ex can get it for a buck or pirate it. The game is what it is and it's wonderful as is.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:23:12 AM No.713660838
>>713658319
No, they donโ€™t. For starters only the most retarded donโ€™t know how to emulate, and also you donโ€™t need to have every single game accessible on every console for the rest of time, the game came out, it was great, it existed, itโ€™s over, let new games come out and enough with the bullshit ports
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:01:47 AM No.713663372
>>713644307 (OP)
Remakes suck though