Here's your college roommate, bro
A boy. Everything else is fanfic
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>>713662068 (OP)How do goombas, you know?
You notice that literally all the female allies in the game kiss Mario?
Goombella,
Toadette,
Ms. Mowz,
Flurrie,
Et cetera.
I think this was added to make Mario seem like a player.
Lol.
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>Isn't into bald people.
>Goombas are bald; Goombaria and Goomama just have feminine accessories. No other Goombas besides Goombella have hair.
>Kisses Mario near the start of the game.
Based?
>>713667029shit i forgot Frankly and his einstein hair oops
>>713667002every jrpg protagonist is contractually obligated to have a harem
>>713662068 (OP)I could use her as a living fleshlight and there's not a goddamn thing she could do about it
>>713667002>>713667281yeah they were definitely going for the "harem anime" dynamic with TTYD.
OoT also did this.
>>713664607Goombas are mushroom-shaped animals. They have skulls, hearts, and stomachs.
>>713664293https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3aCOjUxPp0&list=RDc3aCOjUxPp0&start_radio=1
>>713662132>dragqueening is just being a trannydid people forget one of the funniest things in the past was a dude dressing as a woman?
>>713662068 (OP)I would love Goombella as my roommate, and eventually win her over to be my gf.
>>713662068 (OP)Made for BGC (Big Goombario Cock)
>>713664231Agreed. However I will allow troons no quarter so I will fight for female Vivian.
If they pushed her as being a cute femboy it'd be a different story.
I'm not gay btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIen32nMYhk