Thread 713667451

Why is sailing so boring?

>>713667451 (OP)
Cause you're just watching the boat go from one point to the other.

>>713667451 (OP)
on switch 2 anyone can super swim with button remapping. just hold the movement stick down slightly and mildly mash one of the unused buttons on the back of the pro controller

>>713667537
needs some more music to break up the monotony. or maybe some sea shanties and rum.
maybe you could use the wind waker to summon a fairy that sells you alcohol.
for the boat of course, cant have a child getting drunk.

>>713667451 (OP)
Still better than TP

>>713667451 (OP)
>complain at Nintendo for not doing hiperrealism
>complain at Nintendo for when they do hiperrealism
OP is a faggot. More news at 11.

By uf

>>713668212
Who are you quoting?

>>713667451 (OP)
Because you lack the spark that makes you a man.
You are a female.
Doesn't matter if you got a Y chromosome.
Doesn't matter if you're a cis male.
Doesn't matter if you hate trannies.

>>713667804
Zelda has her own pirate ship. Now imagine sailing and playing with the crew.

>>713667451 (OP)
>99.9% of the world is just water
>nothing to do on the water
>enemies spawning is rare, and when it happens it's just annoying
>random chest spawns are just a pittance of rupees or some dogshit collectable you don't need
>treasure maps make you sail across the empty boring sea more to get a heart piece that could have been just given to you in the chest you found the treasure map
>triforce quest is just more filler of sailing the empty sea and farming rupees, which you will probably just cheese one method instead of organically because getting rupees is so slow normally
Wind Waker's entire design mentality is to waste your time, it's built from the ground up to be boring on purpose.

>>713667451 (OP)
Because there is literally nothing to explore. Its all tiny islands with fuck all to do on them and 4 lame ass dungeons.

Sailing is kino you homosexual

What does it for me is:

>reach an island
>realize you don't have the item needed to solve the puzzle on the island
>accept that when you do get the item you're never going to remember which island was the one you couldn't solve before

On a replay you can "solve" this by just beelining the main quest until you hit the Triforce hunt, but it ruins the allure of exploration. They probably should have found a way to make the early game more linear and gave you the Wind's Requiem later.

>>713670232
"Linear" and "Zelda" don't belong together

Fhf