It's exactly like the first game. What's different now compared to 5 years ago when the first one came out?

Kojima was able to make new celebrity friends he could add to the game and license new weepy white girl songs

uh-oh the drones aren't gonna like this...

He added a transtuber and more heckin' C list celebs!

>>713674017 (OP)
I don't care whatever anyone says. That bald man dancing webm is just the worst shit that came out of gaming.

More scanned celebrities for his private collection. Also, one cool fight with a pizza guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwMB4DOPqA8

>>713674284
I meant to say the best shit that came out of gaming, sorry. Kojima bros we fucking won, gaming is saved.

>>713674017 (OP)
>>713674017 (OP)
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>>713674284
Is this the E33 shillnigger seethe thread?

Yes, it would seem so. KEK

>>713674549
you sound like you are really seething

>>713674017 (OP)
This one's in Straya.

>>713674017 (OP)
I'm still not convinced that Death Stranding is a good game, and it seems 2 is a follow-up from 1, so maybe the problem is just me.

>>713674365
That pizza fight is the best thing I've seen out of DS2 lmao

>>713674284
more like kino

>>713674549
>absolutely boilin' Kojimbo's walking sim once again is dogshit garbage
KWAB. The game LITERALLY has a "Press X to pretend you won" button. Not even Snoytranny movie games are that embarrassing.

>>713674017 (OP)
Because this board is now full of normalfag zoomies and pajeets who start seething and dilating the moment they see anything from Japan, and only get interested in the most mainstream shit ever. If any of this was in E33, they'd be raving at how Deep and Soulful it'd be and how no anime game could ever compare to it.

>>713674017 (OP)
Nothing. This game is about Kojima pretending he's a Hollywood movie director now because he added celebs in his moviegame

The game's already been played front to back and is such a boring wet fart of a story that no one is talking about it. First game was new and felt like a breath of fresh air but this is just glorified DLC. And not even a good one.

This game's story is what happens when a midwit thinks he's a genius and tries to make something "original". Pure pretentious slop.

>>713674017 (OP)
I think ol jimbo ran out of good ideas, we'll have to see how physint turns out

I just met Rainy and i'm not sure what to think. This feels directionless like the characters are just going around Australia because it's a sequel and they have to do something so they might as well I guess? There's no weight or a big hook like the first game. The Magellan being able to anywhere in a second makes your journey on foot feel meaningless.

Also what the fuck is up with Lou within the context of the gameplay? I know Sam is coping with her death but the baby barely makes a noise now during gameplay. It's like Kojima took the criticism to heart about the baby and muted it completely.

Kojima is a hack fraud faggot and that mgs3 remake is gonna be way better than this shit and he will seethe quietly

>>713674759
You get to use pizza as a weapon too

>>713674017 (OP)
Different b-listers and slightly improved graphics.
It went from a ps4 game to a ps4 pro game.

And even less story than other one... Somehow

>>713674017 (OP)
picture smithers going "but the zesty nigger is new!"

>>713674549
E33 shillniggers been taking Ls since the first trailer dropped lmao. They saw Kojima trot out Hannibal Lecter with a magic ukulele and had a collective aneurysm. Let 'em seethe, it keeps the thread bumpin'.

>>713674017 (OP)
I feel like each time Kojima releases his retarded game the whole world unites, pretends to like it, and supports him like a retarded child, just so he doesn't feel bad.
There is some unspoken conspiracy going on

The game is great, I actually feel cheap calling it that, because it transcends gaming desu.

>>713674017 (OP)
LMAOing @ that one kojimatroon that's been hyping up some kind of super secret twist to the gameplay formula. Turns out the hack wasted 5 years polishing a turd.

>ds1 comes out
walking simulator LMAO LOL
>ds1 comes out on pc
it's so good bros, porterchads rise up

>ds2 comes out
it's the same game LMAO LOL

>when ds2 comes out on pc
we are so back


just say you're poor and are mad its only on ps5

>>713678146
That's because you ARE cheap desu

>>713676979
Fuark, I should've bought a piss5. I cant justify it with ps6 just around the corner

>>713678146
I’m so pissed I have to wait until saturday for my copy. I don’t start anything I can’t finish before a big release, so I’ve been drinking and staring at a wall for a week now

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win