My money to the True Ending of Noita, genuinely impossible to achieve without external savefile tools to remove 1/100,000,000,000 RNG on top of achieving a game breaking god run.

>>713677456 (OP)
Shouldn't count, it's basically a parody of difficult achievements and the result is a joke on purpose.
>a SINGLE red pixel

i thought this was a sim tower thread

what the fuck

>>713677456 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Y1MBZA7w9YQ
beating Inbachi without bombs

noita is easy as shit, the hard part is just gaining the knowledge without the wiki, which a lot of people choose to bypass after a few deaths
longer runs and most of those boss achievements is just knowing broken spell combos, knowing where x turns into y, and knowing boss weaknesses

>>713677456 (OP)
>search homing spell
>kill alchemist for greek spells
>go to wandmart for decent wands/spells
>kill mecha kolmi for tinker wand everywhere
There, basically you've already achieved a god run

True ending might be, but Noita definitely ranks for bullshit achievements, since every time I've attempted the sun quest, my stones or sun seeds get deleted by the game.

I enjoy Noita and, even the anarchic way that quests and secrets were created, but it has some negative effects.

>>713677456 (OP)
The only thing making the pacifist ending impossible without cheating is the RNG for getting an orb from The End of Everything. Make it predictable and it'll still be a shitty wiki achievement but not impossible without cheating.

Where is the server? I was promised a server yesterday.

>>713677456 (OP)
I played dota and had fun

>>713677456 (OP)
getting a grandmaster rating in TGM3
like 20 people in the world have done it at all

>>713677456 (OP)
I know there's some games that have cheevos tied to getting #1 ranking in multiplayer, those are probably the most bullshit

>>713679763
That's so easy you get it by booting up the game.

>>713678272
And milling seeds for the very specific spells you need.

>>713679365
Why is the 34th orb such a big deal? Can't you just get infinite orbs from parallel worlds or does it cap at 33?

>>713678272
>Noita is easy thanks to the painstaking effort of a few who figured it out
>Without a wiki or yt 99.99% of players would never be able to complete it by virtue of not being turbo autistic with some intelligence
You're retarded.

>>713680036
>Can't you just get infinite orbs from parallel worlds or does it cap at 33
Caps at 33, 11 on each side. With EOE on each side you can get to 36, but there are janky duplication glitches to avoid it.

>>713680036
You get 11 orbs in the starting world, 11 more from the east, and 11 more from the west, which are always in the same place. The 34th orb is super ultra mega rare, and only found in treasure chests.

>>713677456 (OP)
34 orbs is just a troll achievement by devs anyway. You weren't supposed to find the last orb.

>>713677456 (OP)
>tedium + rng = skill
how far have we fallen?