Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:06:22 AM No.713681410
Why was he bald?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:24:12 AM No.713682259
>>713681410 (OP)
lmao bald god
lmao bald god
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:25:19 AM No.713682310
Bald men support Trump
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:25:49 AM No.713682329
he was norwood 2 at 30 and went AAAAARGGHHGHHHH I HAVE TO BE BALD NOW
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:27:13 AM No.713682403
FUCK THEM NIGGAS! THEY ROBBED US OF KINO FIGHT SOLAS SEQUEL! REEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:28:07 AM No.713682439
>>713681410 (OP)
Can someone explain what happens to him in Veilguard because I don't want go through that game
Can someone explain what happens to him in Veilguard because I don't want go through that game
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:57:47 AM No.713683885
>>713682219
This evil causes the hair follicles to flee from your scalp. It’s why evil people IRL like politicians all get expensive hair plugs to hide their bald demonic dome.
This evil causes the hair follicles to flee from your scalp. It’s why evil people IRL like politicians all get expensive hair plugs to hide their bald demonic dome.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:58:23 AM No.713683921
>>713681410 (OP)
Were people even capable of shaving their hair that close to their scalps back then
Were people even capable of shaving their hair that close to their scalps back then
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:10:52 AM No.713684631
>>713682439
Basically you romance him . And gay sex him and they he sees the error of his way . (The game heavily blugens you make this choice there are 5 quick time events a in row for you to kiss him when your in the viel with him) or you and your diverse team fight him and kill him.
Basically you romance him . And gay sex him and they he sees the error of his way . (The game heavily blugens you make this choice there are 5 quick time events a in row for you to kiss him when your in the viel with him) or you and your diverse team fight him and kill him.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:17:14 AM No.713684979
>>713681410 (OP)
because western developers loooooooove subverting the expectations
because western developers loooooooove subverting the expectations
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:59:35 AM No.713687071
>>713681410 (OP)
Serious answer:
Because he is a very very very old elf , so elder elves in DA tend to lose their hairs rather than growing grey beards
Serious answer:
Because he is a very very very old elf , so elder elves in DA tend to lose their hairs rather than growing grey beards
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:02:33 AM No.713687196
>>713681410 (OP)
He wanted to be a speshul elf with no hair obviously
He wanted to be a speshul elf with no hair obviously
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:12:35 AM No.713687680
>>713681410 (OP)
WebMD said cancer
WebMD said cancer
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:16:51 AM No.713687890
>>713681410 (OP)
to show he was more or less the only nonfag untwinked elf
to show he was more or less the only nonfag untwinked elf
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:20:26 AM No.713688058
They tried making their characters not too pretty because they were buck broken by Witcher 3
Hence why everyone has face scars or exaggerated features and the game
Hence why everyone has face scars or exaggerated features and the game
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:30:40 AM No.713688556
>>713682439
If Inquisitor Lavellan romanced him in DAI and Rook tells her she should stay with him, she (together with the fragment of Mythal locked in Morrigan) will convince him to stop. There's a cute ending slide where he and the Inquisitor hugs and Varric's voice says he's finally reunited with his true love, and it's implied the Black City will turn into a paradise/will be healed thanks to their love, since the Fade reflects the emotions of those within it.
If the Inquisitor didn't romance him, you can either convince him by still using the fragment of Mythal, and he will roam the Fade trying to heal the Blight from there, alone but redeemed. If instead you hate his ass, you can lock him away in the Fade prison forever or lock yourself with him (if your companions are all dead). Honestly the Solavellan ending is the only good part of the game, they even used the Lost Elf musical motif from DAI and you can hear the sheer difference in quality between Trevor's 8/10 OST and Zimmer 0/10 slop.
If Inquisitor Lavellan romanced him in DAI and Rook tells her she should stay with him, she (together with the fragment of Mythal locked in Morrigan) will convince him to stop. There's a cute ending slide where he and the Inquisitor hugs and Varric's voice says he's finally reunited with his true love, and it's implied the Black City will turn into a paradise/will be healed thanks to their love, since the Fade reflects the emotions of those within it.
If the Inquisitor didn't romance him, you can either convince him by still using the fragment of Mythal, and he will roam the Fade trying to heal the Blight from there, alone but redeemed. If instead you hate his ass, you can lock him away in the Fade prison forever or lock yourself with him (if your companions are all dead). Honestly the Solavellan ending is the only good part of the game, they even used the Lost Elf musical motif from DAI and you can hear the sheer difference in quality between Trevor's 8/10 OST and Zimmer 0/10 slop.