YA-HA-HA!

He cute.

>>713685023 (OP)
i hate these little fuckers, im expecting some nice reward but its a shit seed, which is technically their semen

>>713687215
>im expecting some nice reward

Like what?

>>713687327
a piece of armor, or a weapon, anything but a shit nugget

I didn't get all the korok seeds nor did I get around to fighting the final boss. The game was fun, but when it stops being fun I play a different game.

>>713685023 (OP)
YA-HOI-HOI

> no enemy variety
> dungeons are the same bullshit
> get literal shit for exploring and nothing else ("muh backpack space" no one cares)
Elden Ring btfo BotW and I shant be having any other opinion on the matter

>>713687554
Fuck the backpack, I'm the map!

>>713687554
BotW has more gameplay variety and depth in its tutorial than Elden Ring has in its entirety.

>Watching a friend start Tears
>Zelda is cruising around the islands the entire time
neat

>>713687390
You got to upgrade your inventory with more slots. That's the reward.

>>713689643
Do they have a lot of sluts in Las Vegas?

>>713685023 (OP)
>makes /v/ seethe and shit their pants in rage

>>713685023 (OP)
>>713687554
>Lack of traditional dungeons
>Weak story pacing and minimal narrative engagement
>Breakable weapons
>Sparse enemy variety
>Copy-pasted shrines
>Empty overworld despite massive size
>Exploration rarely yields meaningful rewards
>No real character or combat progression
>Underwhelming, forgettable boss fights
>Clunky UI and frustrating inventory system
Objectively bad game and a clear case of "the emperror has.no clothes" situation

>>713685023 (OP)

This is a good thread. So much cope from tendies, it's unreal. Grow the fuck up

>>713685023 (OP)
people say botw is too empty but it would actually be a better game if that was true since you wouldn't have all this filler nothingy bare minimum effort content everywhere
more games should just do what shadow of the colossus did and give you nothing to do but hold forward in open worlds since at least then you can zone out and enjoy the atmosphere of the game

>>713691572
Sotc also had "koroks"(lizards) and fruits you could find around the place

>>713685023 (OP)
Really delivers the message “if you don’t love it, don’t 100% it”