Kojima drones...
Come out to playeeayyy

the fuck is that

>>713700181 (OP)
Khamenei just pressed triangle btw

>turn on streamer to find out what this walking sim does differently to enthrall its players
>it's just cutscenes
>inter the spiderverse half frame animated dummy
>just endless dialogue to explain basic concepts in the setting
>streamer is talking like it's deep
I don't get it

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win

DSP's entire career rides on this moment

>>713700181 (OP)
what did you expect from game: the movie? kojimbo is just looking out for mister neverplayedanygamebefore
why do you even care if you don't plan to use it? are you retarded?

>>713700181 (OP)
You control the buttons you press

>>713701073
>pushes the power button
>ejects disc
>refunds

X Pretend to enjoy this game

>Pretend to make profit

>>713701440
All the power to you
Just remember you still bought the game knowing this feature was in it.

>>713703031
The distributor bought the game.
I refunded.

When Sony finally put this garbage game on PSN, this game will magically have 10M copies sold added to its sales