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>>713701276 (OP)
based kojimbo saving gaming with vtubers

kill vtumors

>>713701338
based
>>713701386
fake based

>>713701276 (OP)
>42 year old single dad with labor intensive job
>goes home and watches vtubers
I...thank you..
he's just like me!

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win

So is DS just a bunch of fanservice now while playing overly dramatic music when walking over rough terrain?

>>713701631
>now

>>713701631
>now

>>713701631
>now

>>713701506
2026
>Pretend the game sold well

/vt/ranny trying desperately to make his vtumor cameo relevant when nobody actually cares

>>713702419
I care. I like Pekora

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq30MgaYcvI

>>713702458
pekora is pretty likeable, it's only natural

>pre-ordered from HMV and it still hasn't arrived
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAACCCKKK

>>713704439
It's gone, anon.
I took it.

>game about delivering packages
>preorder my hard copy two months ago
>might have to wait til fucking saturday, because its being shipped from halfway across the country for some reason
Wow, I really feel and understand the urgency and anxiety that Sam's clients feel. I'm already so immersed in the game, bravo Kojimbo!

>>713705587
his meta game is out of this world

>>713701276 (OP)
Mandatory to beat the game peko.

>>713705587
>Press x to pretend your game has arrived.

>>713704439
>>713705587
Uh, physicalbros, I don't feel so good.

>>713701276 (OP)
can you send superchats to her in game?

>Pre order the game on Amazon
>Ask for a call because estimated delivery was August
>Indian woman promises me a full refund as apology and I get to keep the game
>mfw I get to play Kojimaslop for free in a few months
Indians are pretty cool after all

>>713707146
Still worth it, I will never stop buying physical games until its no longer a choice. I actually lent my copy of DS1 to a friend who beat it before I did, and when he told me that I took it back and beat it for myself. The power of sharing and ropes, or some shit

>>713702458
You're irrelevant just like your vtumor, so it doesn't really matter if you care

>>713704439
>>713705587
>>713707380
Did Kojima manufacture an artificial shortage? Is he a genius?

>>713708572
I'm honestly baffled about why my shit is late. I live in NYC, a major international shipping hub - when I preorder games, I usually get it the day it comes out, and the tracking says it comes from somewhere in the city. This time its coming from fucking Fort Worth, TX. Is it because all discs are now being made in Mexico or something?
Either way it left the facility last night, so Sam is currently walking it across the nation for me. I can only wait and shitpost until it gets here

>>713709014
>I live in NYC

>>713709072
Very true. If i really felt like it I could go pick up another copy and just use the receipt to return the one that comes in the mail, but I have other vidya to play anyway. Waited years for this game, whats another day or two?

>>713702524
Cute

>>713709014
I live in California and I'm the one that posted about getting an August estimated delivery. Maybe all the flyovers stole our copies

>>713707515
>I actually lent my copy of DS1 to a friend who beat it before I did
Eewww...
That's just cuckoldry, anon.

>>713709510
lmao, fuck california. we probably could've avoided this if we simply went and bought hard copies today, but i was using points on a card to get a discount
>>713709512
I bought the game on release and burnt myself out trying to do everything in my first run, quit when i got to heartman. it sat on my shelf for years until i lent it to my friend who had no internet/games to play at the time. he beat the whole fucking thing without ever seeing another players structures, it blow my mind

>>713702524
she's actually talking to Kojima? I thought vtuber fans hated seeing vtubers talk to another male on camera

>>713709659
>it blow my mind
You're going to be a cuck.
Stop.
If you boughteded a game. You have the responsibility to finished it before letting other to play it.

>>713709787
this might shock you, but i dont finish every game i purchase

>>713709776
This post feels identical to those boomers commenting about video games making children violent. Maybe it's the way it's structured but it just sounds funny to me.

>>713709014
I stole your shipment and because the disc doesn't deserve to be sent to a regressive shithole like NYC.