>new Kojima kino just released
>not a single thread on /v/
What happened?

>DS1: Skip walking with zipline
>DS2: Skip game
OH NO NO NO KOJIMA DRONES

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win

the hate these underage mystery-meat niggers spam is so forced, death stranding was my goty and death stranding 2 is my goty for this year too

Amazing how much seethe this game causes.

>>713702225 (OP)
I said this in another thread

All works of fiction, even those most critically esteemed, are but scribbles compared to the pure unadulterated brilliance Kojima has created with Death Stranding.

It's like comparing MS DOS to a single cell organism. Each line of code is meticulously strung together to weave an experience that only extremely intelligent individuals can understand. Each animated blade of grass alone speaks of deep meaning, touching on the human condition.

Where Shakespeare waddled, and where Super Mario Bros 2 walked, Death Stranding 2 sprints faster than a horse spewing diareah on crack.

Fuck, I think I just came.

I marathoned the last three or so hours of Death Stranding last night in preparation for this game.
Great game! I’m Sam.

>>713702580
I genuinely don’t get where all this hate is coming from. My guess is it’s all just Konami apologists. But why so many? I just don’t fucking get it. I get shitting on games like TLOU2 or Stellar Blade because those games seem to be designed intentionally to piss certain people off, but I just don’t get how someone wakes up in the morning and decides to spend their entire day shitting on Death Stranding

>>713702225 (OP)
We're all busy playing Metal Gear Solid VI: Kept You Waiting edition.

PORT TO XBOX ALREADY

>>713702686
Hey, my name's Sam too!

>>713702225 (OP)
I don't own a PS5.

>>713702225 (OP)
>walking simulator is good

you truly know how lazy those westoids are, right? Kojima-san

>>713702225 (OP)
we already know the game and wait pc version with playable lou

>>713702225 (OP)
I just watched the ending on youtube, it's alright.

>>713702596
anon kojima writing its authistic scrible tomorrow barely have lines in the game even when she stoped being mentally a BB inside woman body

>>713702225 (OP)
there's like 5 are you blind or dumb?

>713702492
What drives this behavior?

>>713702880
my mother name is martha FR

>>713702771
Death stranding is just a shit, boring series, not that hard to understand, that's why there's barely any shitposting, people just don't give a fuck about it

>>713702225 (OP)
>What happened?
>>>/tv/