Thanks for playing $499.99 US dollars PLUS your monthly Nintendo Online scription PLUS your nintendo labo fee PLUS gas PLUS sales tax PLUS the tip!

What's that? Hideous motion blur on the LCD? Stick drift? You vill own nothing? Post-release patches that ruin the game?


No refunds allowed sweaty!

No one even noticed or complained about the screen quality or motion blur until someone made a video about it and now it's being plastered everywhere across the internet. This sure is an organic complaint.

>No one even noticed or complained about me pissing in the soup or sitting in the curry until someone made a video about it and now it's being plastered everywhere across the internet. This sure is an organic complaint.

>>713708027
>it's okay to deliver substandard results as long as nobody notices
Tendie logic... I kneel