HIRE. FANS.

>>713709469 (OP)
>there's a dildo in her personal room
people laugh at fully modeled meme, but the former is much more amusing

>>713709469 (OP)
Fuck happened to the guy who made the mod? Bullied off the internet?

>>713710450
It's been nearly 20 years, bro. He probably grew up and got his shit together long ago.

>>713709469 (OP)
FULLY

>>713709469 (OP)
Right is horrifying.

>>713709469 (OP)
Right looks like a second life character, gross

>>713709469 (OP)
They did.

>>713709469 (OP)
left is pure sovl
right is coomer slop

>>713710698
MODELED

>>713709469 (OP)
Right has the best cleavage in vidya history, his first model that left Alyx's face intact was the best. Too bad he went overboard and bogged literally everything else about the game.

>>713709469 (OP)
valve was crazy ahead of time. always pushing woke shit before it was pushed hard

>>713711161
>best cleavage in vidya history
Looks terrible, push-up magic with no physics at all.

>>713710951
if HL2 released today you would be shitting and pissing your pants about it being wokeslop

>>713711220
Post better vidya cleavage.

legendary crashout from the mod author

The hate for this mod was always strange. Its purpose was to imitate what a film adaptation of HL2 done by someone like Michael Bay would he like. I don't see how it failed to achieve that.

>>713709469 (OP)
Can I just have the tummy but not the cleavage?

>>713711056
FERNS

>>713711465
Michael Bay was a big fan of ferns and bridges?

>>713711465
A lot of game fans are autistic and they reacted to the mod pretty much like how they'd react to a Michael "here's a random scene of two animals fucking" Bay adaptation.

>>713711705
He's a big fan of massive car pileups, bridges, and animals having sex being important to the plot for some reason.

Let's just say "Dog" would be a lot friskier in his vision.

>>713709469 (OP)
Fire Hans

>>713711857
I see.

>>713710639
he was already like 30 years old when he made cinematic mod. Make sit even more embarrassing

>>713711465
A lot of people refused to understand what "cinematic mod" meant and basically got mad that it wasn't a faithful remaster.

>>713712140
What is specifically embarassing about the mod in relation to his age? Michael Bay was 43 when he made a movie where they fight a giant robot that has big swinging testicles going bong bong.
https://youtu.be/MzJbizELHYQ?si=-bxwp0yS8uUW5bxU

I feel like any mod that turned HL2 into a sleazy, grimy, perversion of itself was gonna get hate. The question is why HL fans are so prudish. Why do they flip out over swearing and sex?

>>713709469 (OP)
Right looks like a WEG character

>>713709469 (OP)
VALVE

>>713712787
EEEYYYY

Why are Germans either retarded meatheads like Uwe Boll or total autists who like the most inane simulator games imaginable?

Lefts head on rights body is ideal

>>713712912
I'm more feminine looking than left unironically

>>713712912
holy manface

>>713713021
Made to be dommed by manly men.

>>713712912
needs more pubes

>>713712140
What a beta ass post

>>713709469 (OP)
>>713710951
Cinematic mod is a parody. The purpose of it is to make Half Life 2 look like Michael Bay movie with lens flares, explosions and model Alyx

>>713711465
Not everyone gets the reference

>>713709469 (OP)
>Guy makes a mod to test out his skills
>Lets people know he is doing dumb and stupid crap
>People get angry that he is doing dumb and stupid crap
Are valve fans some of the most autistic and dumb pseudo intellectuals in gaming?

>>713711465
Yes, I remember having vulgar graffiti around every corner in Michael Bay movies.

>>713710790
>>713710859
>>713710951
you're safe horny

>>713709469 (OP)
>HIRE. FANS.
FIRE HANS

>>713715254
>guys im gonna shit on the table
>it's coooooming
>*shits*
>why are you angry when I told you im gonna shit on the table?

>>713715493
>hey guys I am going to shit
>shits in own house
>you come in uninvited and complain

>>713711161
This >>713712912 is what I meant. He should have stopped there.