> opening the nintendo 64
> 1998
> plug it in
> put goldeneye in for the first time
> kill the dude from the bathroom vents hundreds of times
> hit a triple jump in mario 64
> tears of joy streaming down cheeks
> unbridled joy

> opening the playstation 5
> 2025
> pure dread
> find wifi, dig up password, connect
> create psn account
> no disc slot to put anything in, emasculated
> demands credit card information
> controller needs charge
> please wait while we download 130gb game
> maybe will play tomorrow
> it's time to schedule your colonoscopy

who cares? play the n64 then

>>713712439 (OP)
>open n64
>plug it in
>put goldeneye in
>it looks like shit and plays like shit
>turn that garbage off and worry about more important things like the gulf war
FTFY

>>713712439 (OP)
it was pretty sweet, i remember me mom giving me Super Smash Brothers 64 one christmas and me and my brother played it. Good times

>>713712714
You were worried about the gulf war six years after it ended?

>>713712714
>the gulf war
>in 1998

>>713712714
thats pretty much my story
>mom gets me n64 even though i already had a ps1
>start up mario 64
>doesn't take me 5 minutes to realise that game is complete shit
>tell my mom it is not good
>she returns the console for a full refund
>keep playing all the superior ps1 games
that was the last nint*ddler console i had

>>713712935
>>713712973
yes just because it ended doesnt mean the entire area magically became peaceful and nice

>>713713305
Don't be a disingenuous fuckwit.

>>713713305
lmao yeah that's definitely what you meant

>>713712439 (OP)
>playing PC
>1998
>Half-Life
>Quake 2
>Duke Nukem 3D
>Windows 98 is amazing
>tears of joy streaming down cheeks
>remember how poor american kids have to play N64 (normal ones had a PC)
>start laughing uncontrollably, even in your sleep
Damn, those were good times, ngl