Thread 713722258

ITT: Hetero vidya couples kissing

>>713722258 (OP)
ewww

Don't have any kissing images

stop i dont want to feel things!

>>713722867
*chairs clattering*

>>713722258 (OP)
Alright, here's some het!

>>713723032
>bite marks

Finally a good thread.

>>713722258 (OP)
DIE, hetfag.

>>713724046
Why doesn't the guy have any details?

>>713724463
Not all heroes have a face.

>>713724601
So we should draw a face for them, right?

>>713724463
Why does Mash fuck lions?

>>713724896
That's rude, anon. Don't draw on people just because they don't have a face!

>>713722258 (OP)
I'd kiss Sheik on her cock

>>713722258 (OP)
>straight thread in one tab
>fag thread in another
I love video games

fuck it, its vidya adjacent enough imo

>>713722258 (OP)
HANDED

Does this count?

>vidya girls kissing
>vidya boys kissing
>vidya straights kissing
Extremely good day on /v/ today. Have some stuff gents.

>>713723174
feel the pain

all these threads should be in /c/ or something

>>713729713
I should've had an illicit relationship with my hot highschool teacher!!!

>>713722258 (OP)
that's gay though

>>713722258 (OP)
Link and Sheik are both men though.

>>713728304
necksellent.

>>713722867
>>713729713
Best girl

>>713732462
You should have saved her then

>>713726140
where did you get this image of me

>>713727104
>this happens
>and then he ends up fucking his pikachu in a hot tub
What a fag

>>713735997
Kinda sucks it's never mentioned again and Serena never appears again, but I'd still say she wins the Ashbowl because she's the only girl to ever show romantic interest in him.

Aside from that one girl in the Latios/Latias movie. But that very well may have been Latias. We just don't know.

>>713722258 (OP)
Zelda lost this forever when she sent Link back into the Past.

>>713722258 (OP)
Shiek (just like Tetra) actively annoys me because they essentially become a completely different character when they change back into Zelda. It makes zero sense and it’s like the writer themself forgot they’re the same person.

>>713733546
Older woman and younger man: the purest form of love.

>>713736394
But he went and lived with her for a while between OoT and MM

>>713722258 (OP)
>Shiek x Link
>hetero
Shiek has a PENIS. He is biologically male. We know this because in OoT the moment Shiek transforms into Zelda she is caught by Ganondorf. They're inside the Temple of Time when it happens, meaning Ganondorf can scry through stone. If he can scry through stone, he can scry through cloth. The only way Zelda could have hid from Ganondorf for all that time was to transform herself into a man with a PENIS so when Ganondorf looked under Sheik's clothes he saw Shiek's PENIS and said, "man, not Zelda" and kept looking.

>>713738703
He visited her and got the flute that was lost to history, AFTER getting his immortalized, legendary horse from his gigastacy future wife

>>713739701
>Ganondorf could only idenify Zelda by her penis
>not by the simple fucking fact she used magic and summoned the Light Arrows for Link

>>713739701
I think I can make an exception for a lithe and slim ninja boy

>>713722258 (OP)
Cool it with the antisemitism.

>>713727104
When did Ash become Mexican?

>>713727104
Misty bros don't look

>>713732462
It's never too late your chances increase now you're older and they'll notice how you've grown and it will still feel like you're dating your teacher.

>>713724126
You'll never participate in the "purest form of love". Your fate is to either sit on the sidelines for eternity yearning for women who'll never love you (forma de yuricuck), or to troon out in a desperate attempt to participate (forma de yuritroon).

>>713736683
>Link! Sorry I overslept! *wink*
Tetra still acts like Tetra in the final boss

>>713724463
I don't understand it either. If it's for projection, it's doing a bad job