Thread 713724007 - /v/ [Archived: 862 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:55:08 PM No.713724007
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md5: fe9aa53293a57b346c5247f66a10a153🔍
HAPPY SUMMER SALE

ENJOY SOME KEYS


LLFP3-X9F0M-VCERB
7TLQ0-4BNXC-ZEX8N
T2FFJ-Y374E-43P0I
8FK5C-TC5ZJ-E7BF9
8K08N-DGYKX-6LGXF
E6ZF3-J2R86-KGRJA
64PPK-6AX8M-NVLD3
L5FT9-520P4-0EMGW
PK0F5-3PGB8-LXFBG
EHZHQ-5CT8C-79KVR
3WP0C-X4H9C-0XLXC
CPXWQ-ZWD4R-K6WC5
XGNJX-VE0CE-TZTG2
RLVRQ-9KVQ2-2VBXW
YXE7W-CK974-INDDR
XQNGW-HDAGA-RMJ7N
Replies: >>713724256 >>713728928 >>713733738 >>713734820
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:56:32 PM No.713724142
what the fuck is this trash, I don't want this on my account
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:57:10 PM No.713724193
Based shovelware provider
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:57:17 PM No.713724209
>product already owned
>look at the image
>galakzed
ACK!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:57:40 PM No.713724256
>>713724007 (OP)
I already have Elden Ring
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:02:43 PM No.713724680
Everything already redeemed did anyone actually get anything
Replies: >>713724730 >>713724860 >>713731582
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:03:18 PM No.713724730
>>713724680
yes, already removed it from my account
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:04:41 PM No.713724860
>>713724680
I got the hit indie game Galak Zed
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:14:29 PM No.713725654
VGPA9-G6848-RI3V7
TYC5N-WDRV7-6C3KE
JAVXR-EIP53-X9FPM
JIKW2-V498B-WZ67X
TGFHR-3AQKA-MMK0G
D8ZTM-QP4WX-5XJI4
K84NE-CV3WR-NNT06
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:16:30 PM No.713725784
>Every single key is Galak Zed
Fuck off
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:17:52 PM No.713725894
5QGJ9-MBZL5-7TE6H
4HVJH-0FDF9-26M3I
K9VW0-7ICJI-CFWW7
Replies: >>713726057
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:20:21 PM No.713726057
>>713725894
no more, keep them
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:20:23 PM No.713726062
>Spam "free" keys for his shovelware game
>Less competition when there's an actual free keys giveaway from other anons because of Steam key redeem limit cooldown
Bravo OP.
Replies: >>713726374
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:22:53 PM No.713726260
XRF47-PC3MY-2RWXF
NPMP7-HZK52-GV8H5
8CM0T-8APTE-0975A
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:24:37 PM No.713726374
>>713726062
what game is it
Replies: >>713726849
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:30:32 PM No.713726849
>>713726374
some low effort slop called "Galak Zed" by "Anon Studios".
I wouldn't be surprised if it secretly installs a crypto miner on your machine
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:31:16 PM No.713726905
ZA269-4R742-R5WAY
WPD4D-VY5D3-AVCYC
0EER0-CR7QZ-8IZLL
7LWCK-M96FC-7A69A
7GCDE-46X9M-8CFCP
P33ZP-VHGF7-DQ9L4
8VMWA-P7RJX-AQ8D0
NX3H2-3EAJC-FPNHV
N9JMH-LWKLV-I4LQG
BIH4J-ZQ6BV-86QE2
T6A55-MTQWY-FXXKP
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:32:13 PM No.713726990
You do know there's bot crawlers auto-redeeming all of these right?
Replies: >>713727089 >>713727131 >>713727145 >>713727228
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:33:24 PM No.713727089
>>713726990
You're retarded, there's no bots
Replies: >>713727127
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:33:46 PM No.713727127
>>713727089
t. bot
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:33:49 PM No.713727131
>>713726990
Perhaps thats the point of all the keys being for galakzed. You can only redeem one key per steam account
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:33:56 PM No.713727145
>>713726990
i got one by just copy and pasting. Its Galak Zed
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:34:40 PM No.713727228
>>713726990
>propagating retarded memes
What happens is that most codes you see for "real" games are fake
Replies: >>713727810
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:38:35 PM No.713727590
ZA269-4R742-R5WAY (Persona 5 Royal)
WPD4D-VY5D3-AVCYC (Elden Ring)
0EER0-CR7QZ-8IZLL (Far Cry 5)
7LWCK-M96FC-7A69A (Deltarune)
7GCDE-46X9M-8CFCP (Civilization 7)
P33ZP-VHGF7-DQ9L4 (Sims 4 all DLC)
8VMWA-P7RJX-AQ8D0 (Call of Duty: Black Ops 6)
Replies: >>713727709 >>713727783
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:40:04 PM No.713727709
>>713727590
doubt
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:40:59 PM No.713727783
>>713727590
All slop. No thanks.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:41:19 PM No.713727810
>>713727228
of course they are. I post most of these threads with made the fuck up codes just to waste some 14 year old 3rd worldie kid who is too dumb and poor to get these games lol.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:41:57 PM No.713727870
1748143763261066
1748143763261066
md5: f935449ebbaa9721bd97289fa98a7f94🔍
cool beans to clog my library even more, thanks OP not gonna install it ever.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:44:03 PM No.713728057
Based Galak-Zed dev. I got your game like 2 years ago and it's a piece of shit. I love it.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:51:24 PM No.713728696
WD40P-3N15F-A660T (Kingdom Come: Deliverance II)
3ZCL4-PG3TR-KTFGT (Death Stranding)
60Y5L-0PN36-R0N0G (Stalker 2)
enjoy fags
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:52:52 PM No.713728830
brown coded thread
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:54:07 PM No.713728928
>>713724007 (OP)
>GALAKZED
wtf is this ransomware bullshit? It's like that space invaders virus that let you shoot and destroy you file directories out of your harddrive
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:20:39 PM No.713730969
i think galak zed is malware
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:22:01 PM No.713731068
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N9JMH-LWKLV-I4LQG
BIH4J-ZQ6BV-86QE2
T6A55-MTQWY-FXXKP
58XYC-KIGP0-0ZEJY
2AD6Y-DVW7M-Y580V
FPKMB-7E9TE-W5907
P776R-IT9I8-PCGAG
GTT5J-9L7VG-LTBFN
H8H9W-B36Y8-3LERC
7XWKY-LAZBI-W32XD
Replies: >>713731167
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:23:23 PM No.713731167
>>713731068
FUCK I FELL FOR IT
Replies: >>713731284
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:24:44 PM No.713731284
>>713731167
Downloading dolphin porn onto your device rn your life is over Anon
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:27:29 PM No.713731497
>all these newfags
I hate summer.
Replies: >>713731572
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:28:37 PM No.713731572
>>713731497
shut up oldtroon go grab your dilator o algo
Replies: >>713731726
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:28:48 PM No.713731582
>>713724680
I got elden ring
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:29:25 PM No.713731638
THANKS FOR GETTING MY ACCOUNT BANNED YOU CUNT
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:30:27 PM No.713731726
>>713731572
how about you grab a grammar book instead. And enjoy your steam ban
Replies: >>713731754
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:31:01 PM No.713731754
>>713731726
stupid nigger
Replies: >>713732112
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:32:20 PM No.713731863
3GVAX-PK6AH-6Y44A
0MK9V-W39HW-PBJB8
B8I2Q-FWC2Y-ZBL97
7BAZB-CVACT-0Y087
B5V8Z-3FIYQ-53DBV
HANWK-X97L4-MPDAR
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:33:28 PM No.713731939
I thought this was Galak-Z what the hell did I just add to my library
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:35:33 PM No.713732112
>>713731754
goo goo gah gah, bitch.
Replies: >>713732214
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:36:42 PM No.713732214
>>713732112
dilate dilate dilate tranny...
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:46:36 PM No.713732928
Last of my keys for now guys


ERCPC-J68WA-5NB29
KDT7C-96PYJ-WPQJR
Q8JHY-IR926-MAAJ7
WBTR0-IHMB4-5VLIE
FW8D0-I4T5I-E2695
VM7V6-XV528-BRPGQ
Y76N3-VW3LG-AIP8N
9GAJI-NEFL0-6VWJ6
PDP6K-H9PM2-YRMMY
6JFN4-N6LMD-HMA5N
X5DQG-KZZAI-TFX5K
L7CAQ-ZYF9D-EARCT
Replies: >>713733125 >>713733216 >>713733470 >>713733670
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:49:18 PM No.713733125
>>713732928
>VM7V6-XV528-BRPGQ
Thanks, used this one.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:50:38 PM No.713733216
>>713732928
thanks, I hate it.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:54:18 PM No.713733470
>>713732928
>X5DQG-KZZAI-TFX5K
This one worked, thanks. Too bad it looks like shit so I will never play it.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:57:25 PM No.713733670
>>713732928
>product already owned
what game?
Replies: >>713733750
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:58:17 PM No.713733738
>>713724007 (OP)
THANK YOU BASED GALAK-ZED DEV
The one overly verbose review is seared into my brain.
Replies: >>713734673
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:58:24 PM No.713733748
What even was there
Replies: >>713733967
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:58:26 PM No.713733750
>>713733670
furry shades of gay 2
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:01:20 PM No.713733967
>>713733748
it's all just galak zed, some fucking 1$ indie slop
Replies: >>713734241
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:04:54 PM No.713734241
>>713733967
Oh lol okay
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:06:08 PM No.713734334
I really should remind myself to always browse /v/ with the Steam Wallet code page open.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:10:36 PM No.713734673
>>713733738


You see, there is a cleverness to Galak Zed. Let's start with the name. It is a play on the word "galaxy" which sounds like "galak-zee". "Zee" is the typical pronunciation for the letter "z" in the US. However, on other planets, such as England or Australia, the letter "z" is pronounced as "zed". Thus, Aaron Creor used his brilliant mind to create the name of this revolutionary game: "Galak-Zed".

In this game, you play as the protagonist, Green Triangle, fighting against the hordes of Red Triangles that are out to kill you. This is a subtle metaphor that emulates how one feels when trying to stand their ground for what one truly believes in. It is never explained why the Red Triangles are attacking nor why Green Triangle is trying to fend off the horde on its own, much less what it is fighting for. This may be characterized as bad storytelling, but it's actually a clever way for the player to completely insert themselves into the role of Green Triangle. To some, Green Triangle is fighting for a good cause against all odds. To others, Green Triangle is a criminal mastermind fighting to the last blip of health in stubborn defiance against the Red Triangles.

Now, the gameplay is deceptively complex (I'll get to why later). Red Triangles randomly spawn and shoot missiles in a straight line. Green Triangle counters with its own missiles that are shot faster than the Red Triangle can shoot their own missiles. The sole advantage of the Red Triangles is their sheer numbers. Though they do not aim directly at Green Triangle, the overwhelming fire from them can fill the screen with missiles such that Green Triangle won't be able to avoid them. One may think that dodging and shooting tactically is the way to go, but I found that this strategy is more complex than what the game is asking for. The meta for this game does not come from bloated strategies or glitches, but instead from one simple press of a button
Replies: >>713734778
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:11:39 PM No.713734778
>>713734673

Holding the spacebar unleashes a steady stream of missiles towards the Red Triangles. Unfortunately for the Red Triangles, they have no way of dodging this impassable wall of projectiles. Soon, only a couple of Red Triangles will be able to exist at a time before they foolishly run into the missiles. This method is so effective that one could theoretically kill Red Triangles forever without risking any health. This brings me to what makes Galak-zed an masterpiece of philosophical gaming.

Although you could kill Red Triangles forever, there is no "You Win" pop up. Your score could be so big that it crashes your computer and you still wouldn't win the game. This is a classic Sisyphean scenario, but with the twist that the endless task can only end once the player fails, not because they are not skilled nor because the Red Triangles are superior, but because the task must end eventually. However, the Red Triangles are merely code on a machine while the player is the pilot of the vessel that is the Green Triangle. Though we earthly entities can lose the game, we have the advantage of retruning to a life that is other-worldly to the Red Triangles. The very emtotions, spirit, intellect, interactions, and memories that make us HUMAN is an alien concept to the Triangles. A concept as alien as the farthest reaches of our galaxy.

Got a score of 1201, neat game.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:12:10 PM No.713734820
>>713724007 (OP)
Not op but
Saints row 4 GOG:HUWX0541F1D2065793
Replies: >>713735371
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:18:50 PM No.713735371
>>713734820
thanks anon
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:35:03 PM No.713736793
1658650692786292
1658650692786292
md5: a6ea0dbecc1ac100d1bdfeccc2b660b5🔍
>getting your Steam account banned by taking stolen keys from /v/
A tale as old as time.
You think anon didn't buy these with a stolen credit card? LMAO
Will take a month or 2 for your ban to roll in. Enjoy.
Replies: >>713737135 >>713737265
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:36:08 PM No.713736880
duckroll
duckroll
md5: dcefbbfc8ef300c7e9032e7ba240dbf3🔍
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:38:46 PM No.713737135
>>713736793
Just mail Gaben and tell him those codes comes from this site
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:40:10 PM No.713737265
>>713736793
I once gave away humble bundle codes in a manga scanlation credit page.