Software Sales (physical only)

1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
2. [NSW] Raidou Remastered – 21,146 / NEW
3. [PS5] Raidou Remastered – 19,248 / NEW
4. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time – 7,504 / 130,625
5. [NS2] Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 5,887 / 17,825
6. [NS2] Raidou Remastered – 5,783 / NEW
7. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – 5,397 / 6,353,250
8. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – 5,339 / 60,766
9. [PS4] Raidou Remastered – 5,258 / NEW
10. [NS2] Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 4,861 / 17,261


Hardware Sales

Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
Xbox Series X|S – 191 (677.751)
PlayStation 4 – 28 (9.504.998)

Yakuza 8 Sales Are "Strong", Especially In Japan and Asia

>Furthermore, sales in Japan and Asia seem to have made up a big part of this momentum, as Yokoyama notes, “The game is incredibly strong in Japan. Sales in (the rest of) Asia are also quite strong, but the momentum in Japan is even greater than in the past.”

>9. [NS2] Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut – 7,486 / NEW

https://automaton-media.com/en/news/like-a-dragon-infinite-wealth-dev-surprised-by-unprecedented-speed-of-sales-and-big-change-in-sales-pattern/

Street Fighter 6 sold over 1 million copies in Japan (Number of units sold as of December 20, 2024)

>21. [NS2] Street Fighter 6 – 1,821 / 7,171

https://x.com/streetfighterja/status/1887305210781180094?s=46&t=iG06Fusk0-rV8wJwIf3_aQ

Gamers anxiously await for the beta test period of Metaphor: ReFantazio to end on the playstation and for Atlus to release the definitive version on the Switch 2.

Mario won
Zelda won
Pokemon won
Harman Smith won
Barry won
Yamauchi won
Aonuma won
Miyamoto won
Touhou won
Kiwi Farms won
Mion won
Emio won
Rise won
Alarmo won
Trump won
Switch won
Switch 2 won
Billy Mitchel won
Darren won
Concord lost
Astro bot lost
Pal world lost
Wilds lost
Sony lost
Microsoft lost
Square Enix lost
Steam deck lost
Yuzu lost
Ryujinx lost
Keffals lost
Patrick Tomlinson lost
Mike Matei lost
Spotify lost
Kamala lost
ACfag lost
Karl Jobst lost
Eric lost

[Happy News] Xenoblade Chronicles 3 outsold Tales of Aries proving it’s the superior JRPG and Monolith Soft is giving it Switch 2 support.

>>713726789 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
Holy Jesus

>He takes the example of the launch of Metaphor: ReFantazio in early October: the title sold well in Japan, but it also performed extremely positively across the entire Asian continent, he tells us.

>It's not as lopsided as something like Yakuza but a bit less than half of Metaphor WW sales are in Asia (because EMEA remains relatively weak for historical reasons)

https://www.installbaseforum.com/forums/threads/media-create-sales-week-44-2024-oct-28-nov-03.3181/page-4#post-286641

Armored Core VI sucked 700k dicks In Japan.
>ARMORED CORE VI achieved a minor success with over 700,000 dicks sucked in Japan. Digital dick sucking was also included

>Armored Core VI Japan physical sales plummet to only 25%

>>713726789 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
imagine having your cutting edge cucksole lose to a toy tablet that already got sunsetted

>Tales of Arise sales by model PS=60%, PC=30%, Xbox=10% Japan sales: approx. 650,000

Sales by Region
>Japan & Asia ~1.2M
>North America ~1M
>EMEA >700k
>Latin America <100k

Ratio by model
>PS <60%
>PC <30%
>Xbox >10%
>Switch <0%

https://www.mutyun.com/archives/225577.html

Oops

Yoink!

Armored Core VI Sold Over 700k Copies In Japan.

>ARMORED CORE VI achieved a major success with over 700,000 units sold in Japan. Current sales reflects domestic sales.

https://ssl4.eir-parts.net/doc/9468/ir_material_for_fiscal_ym13/143593/00.pdf

Even Mexichads have enough disposible income to get a Switch 2
https://www.amazon.com.mx/gp/bestsellers/videogames

why is the macaco posting sales about switch 2 games tho?

>Armored Core VI Japan sales were 75% digital

https://ssl4.eir-parts.net/doc/9468/ir_material_for_fiscal_ym13/143593/00.pdf

>>713727020
>meanwhile in reality
https://youtu.be/ft4iUfy7RwA?si

>>713727013
Nintendo and Japan won.
Sony and trump lost.

Also
SNIPED >>713727393
LMAO

Don't let the botposts distract you from the fact that PS5s and PS5 Pros are literally melting as we speak. Oh and that Stellar Blade is in development for Switch 2

>>713727020
In actuality.

>>713727534
Got you covered.
https://wccftech.com/playstation-5-liquid-metal-issues-consoles-dying/

>>713727534
and the fact snoy removed the option to turn off auto renewal for psplus

>>713727534
and the lawsuit against Sony for their price increase

>>713727534
>>713728029
https://gameinfinitus.com/news/sony-faces-class-action-lawsuit-in-the-netherlands-over-alleged-inflation-of-playstation-digital-prices/

>>713728065
Sony's in not having a good time, they just delayed marathon, a game they paid 3.6 billion for, and who knows when that will come out
better make it quick since GTA6 is out next year in the spring

>>713728208
>they just delayed marathon,a game they paid 3.6 billion for
Between that and Concord, how is all of upper management not been fired?

>>713728208
dont forget the emulator may mean gta6 on pc day -7

>>713728208
>Fairgame$ and Marathon are gonna come out around GTA6
man, this shitshow keeps getting funnier and funnier

>>713728591
whens the intergalactic kike game from cuckmann?

>>713728697
Wonder how the usual suspects will bend over backwards to shill and defend that one

>>713726789 (OP)
>8. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – 5,339 / 60,766
No legs and no word of mouth. Rune Factory 5 won

>total normie colleague buys ps5
>I literally never talk about vidya with him
>first thing he says is "I never play it, there's no games for it"
Amazing

>>713728847
Tell him to get JAV blu-rays, those are entertaining.

>>713728208
>3.6 billion
In what world do these game budgets need to be that big?

>>713728847
I know two people who have one, haven't touched them in years, but keep them prominently displayed in the living room. Even more that use them for a netflix box despite fire sticks being less than $40.

>>713726789 (OP)
Raidou WON

>Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
breh

>>713728826
>Rune Factory 5 won
Wasn't that considered a "bad one" back when it came out?

>>713728920
That's how much sony spent to buy bungie.

>>713728920
SIE panic purchayed bungie thinking they would get halo from microjeet

bros...why is Nintendo Pictures in the Death Stranding 2 credits?

I wonder if Sony Japan is pissed in any way. I'd definitely be upset at the retards at SIE. It's a wonder they haven't ordered corporate-mandated seppuku yet.

>>713728920
94% of that money doesn't go to making the game lol, you know damn well where it ends up

>>713729147
Sony is purchasing shitendo because 31 > 8

>>713729147
Nintendo owns one of the bigger animation studio in japan right now
and Kojimbo needed their help
what a crazy world

>>713729025
>bought bungie thinking they would get halo.
History repeats itself huh?
Just like Microsoft and rare

>>713726789 (OP)
>>713726868
>1 minute apart again

>>713729221
You can't buy shit with revenue. You can buy it with profits, though.

>>713729147
Probably because they were working on the game before Nintendo bought the studio
Are the usual suspects trying to doompost it for some weird reason?

>>713729167
given sony japan filed concord as their tax break failure in japan, they may shove all their debt into SIE and split off

>>713729025
>SIE panic purchayed bungie thinking they would get halo from microjeet
>decades ago microshit bought rare thinking they would get donkey kong from nintendo
Time is a flat fucking circle

>>713729249
>Nintendo owns one of the bigger animation studio in japan right now
That sounds like a huge deal.
Nintendo anime when?

I hope after seeing these physical sales third parties sell their games in physical cards in Japan. You can clearly see Japan also hates key cards.

>>713726789 (OP)
It's all Raidou

>>713729216
>they wasted money on this
>they didn't waste money on that
wasted money is still wasted money

>>713729015
It is better than guardians of genshinzuma, so no.

>>713728798
Druckmann lost the woke r/Gamingcirclejerk defense force because he dared to defend Israel so it won't be as full-throated a defense this time.

>>713729249
>Nintendo owns one of the bigger animation studio in japan right now
really? what studio is this?

>>713729362
bro they own the studio that does precure

>>713729436
how did they lose control of their most loyal goyim so hard and so fast anyway?

>>713729446
Dynamo Pictures. They're a huge support studio. Even worked on Pretty Cure after they became Nintendo Pictures, they handle animation assistance on a shit ton of projects.

>>713729216
Not that guy but I don't know where the money go, can you tell me? I'm retarded

>>713726789 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
Bets on it staying number one until Bananza?

>>713729380
I meant they pocketed it, anon

>>713729530
They always bat for the biggest (perceived) victim and hate le chuds.

>>713729379
>It's all Raidou
still flopped

>>713729575
What else is coming out to challenge it in Japan? I can't think of anything.

>>713729575
it may even keep topping after bananza

>>713729379
As it should be

>>713727534
That's hardly news. Sony fans are used to melting down!
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>>713729530
For the first time leftists learned what/how zionists really are

>>713727020

>come back after a party day to celebrate the end of uni exams
>thread 3 (tre)
What the fuck

>>713729575
Anon we won't see MKW leave the top 15 for the bext couple of years

>>713729249
>Nintendo owns one of the bigger animation studio in japan right now

Dynamo is support studio, they are not a proper anime studio, they also do mocap and ton of other crap with 3d in general which is main reason why nintendo bought them.

>>713728847
Well at least he didn't mistake it for a humidifier.

>>713729147
Nintendo and Kojima are collaborating on feature length Smash Bros. film.

>>713729681
Actually chuckled.
Kino.

>>713729249
Xenoblade 4 cutscenes will literally be 2 hour movies now huh?

>>713729362
Precure pretty much. Also maybe eventually they'll announce shorts or something. It's mostly used for CG stuff.

>>713729379
Mario Kart World sold more than all incarnations of Raidou which will mostly be gone next week

>>713727534
And notice how no one is talking about it like the joycon drift
Now they are all focused in another forced controversy about the Switch 2, perfect timing as always

>>713729646
>still flopped
50k is good for a remaster of a niche game Atlus is not Square I hope
>>713729678
>As it should be
Game is fun, glad I waited and didn't emulate the original

>>713727534
Sorry, we can't, that's why all the threads talking about it get closed on places like ResetEra.

>>713729530
For decades academia and intelligentsia in the West has been framing everything as a conflict between the haves and the have nots, the privileged and the oppressed. The end result is the libshit's veneration of the pedophile worshippers because their countries are shitholes and they are brown so clearly they are being oppressed by whitey (which they have been taught also includes Jews). Israel is the culmination of this, where the western liberal democracy that respects gay rights is framed as the devil while the violent, reactionary, fundamentalist Islamist terrorists are seen as le good because the people they're fighting are better off than them so they must be in the right.

>>713726789 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)

>>713729948
My launch joycons lasted for over 5 years, despite me using my switch constantly, often undocked. My friend's dualsense drifted within like 3 months, and he barely played the damn thing.

>>713729861
That'd be awesome, just like the Xenosaga games.

Will Splat Raiders be a system seller for Japs? I assume that it'll have a multiplayer mode, too.

>>713730131
>you have to pick a side!
No actually, I can dislike both, but nice try

>>713729646
it's fucking Raidou

Do you think all of these threads complaining about the new MKW patch were started by you-know-who?

>>713726789 (OP)
The market has spoken. Fortnite is better than every single game that you listed. Players dedicate their time and money where the fun is, and Nintendo just isn’t good enough

>>713730246
Probably at least half of them

>>713729681
kek

>>713726789 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)

>>713730187
Got to know more about it, but it'll probably do well on name alone.

>>713729731
man, nintendo using some of their nintendium reserve

>>713730187
Chell if she squid

>>713729731
Bros magnets are something else

>>713730187
Splatoon 3 was the highest selling video game launch OF ALL TIME in japan. They love their squids.

>>713730283
Market always got choked by those multiplayer games, even back on 00s, PC was pretty much CS, Warcraft 3(dota) and gook mmos.

It really changes nothing, just have more retards around.

>>713727534
>literal unsourced troll post fearmongering the switch 2 would brick itself if you so much looked at it 8ncorrectly
>literally most ecelebs had a video up within hours

>reports of pis5s literally melting down with plenty of objective evidence to back it up
>radio fucking silence at best, still shilling the device at worst
a mere 2 months ago i thought the people calling it an antijapan campaign were schizos, by now i know thats just a fact

>>713726789 (OP)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
let's go for 5k next week!

>>713730283
>shit game compared to unreal tournament
>but normalfags!!!
choke on those boots, licker

>2. [NSW] Raidou Remastered – 21,146 / NEW
>3. [PS5] Raidou Remastered – 19,248 / NEW
>6. [NS2] Raidou Remastered – 5,783 / NEW
I wonder how many people got fucked thinking there was going to be an upgrade pack for Raidou?

>>713729731
>Sony shills said he was "love tapping" the screen with a fucking pipe wrench because the screen didn't break
>he was actually going monkey mode
God they're so shit.

>>713730187
Splatoon merchandising is unreal in Japan. It won't sell 2M in its first week like Splatoon 3 but it'll move units

>>713730187
Absolutely, Splatoon is not too far off from Mario in Japan at this point.
People have been begging for Splatoon spinoffs for years: https://youtu.be/W3TtRfeDrE0?feature=shared

>>713730221
You wanted an explanation of how the left turned on Israel, I gave it. I didn't say anything about picking one over the other, just highlighted the absurdity of libshits supporting what, in any other circumstance, would be the side clearly not aligned with their own values.

The fact that the PS5 sells at all makes me lose hope in humanity

>schitzo has to spam shit otherwise no one would care about his tendie circlejerk thread

>>713730432
She's CUTE

>>713730221
His explanation was dead on, he wasn't telling you to support them anon.

>>713730678
Same as switch 2
>one fucking game
>update so shit everyone hates it now

>>713730456
>>713730517
If Nintendo games are better, why don’t they make more money than Fortnite?

>>713730718
>Same as [SCHIZOPHRENIC HEADCANON]

>>713730718
>Same as switch 2
>one fucking game
Switch 2 is 5 years old?
and PS5 has no games. Stellar Blade got ported to PC and soon Switch 2

>>713730787
They don't exploit children and paypigs to extract currency, ac-chan. Shouldn't you go play AC6? I've heard you still need to finish it

>>713730718

>>713730642
Post quadruple citizenship passport.

>>713726789 (OP)
switch 1 doubled the ps5 lmao. Sony is truly dead in Japan. It wouldn't shock me to see the switch 2 keep selling >100k every week for the rest of the year with big bumps for the holidays

>>713730787
>never ending treadmill that update every 2 weeks get more attention than singeplayer game.

Really mysterious. But now explain MK8 selling fuckton.

Is "update everybody hates" the new "bad screen"?

>>713730787
>why don’t they make more money than Fortnite?
or Call of Duty, the most profitable video game series ever, and everyone here agrees it is the peak of vidya

>>713730997
Why Nintendo cannot update Mario Kart more often?

>>713729646
50k for a niche game is good. Not sure how much you were expecting. If Atlus can get 500k life time for it, they should be ecstatic

>>713731024
It's the new "console didn't sell out" which is the new "no one is excited for it" which is the new "shitch".

>>713731024
Yeah, after the screen FUD got btfo'd by pic related.

>>713730912
>>713730997
>>713731053
I’m hearing a lot of excuses, sounds like the same ones Snoy makes when their games don’t make as much money as Nintendo games

>>713730892
>Stellar Blade
>Switch 2
lmao

>>713730963
If nintendo could ship 300k a week, it would sell 300k a week. It's purely in how many they can ship.
>>713731024
Yep

>>713731053
I would assume that Fortnite is more popular than Call of Duty. Activision is just better at milking their costumers.

>>713726789 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
It's amazing how the switch 1 still sells a lot when the switch 2 exist

>>713727150
AAAIIIIEEEEE STOP THE COUNT

>>713731124
>Snoy makes when their games don’t make as much money as Nintendo games
Concord was shut down, again, you need to play AC6. Your name is ACfag and you haven't played the latest release?

>>713730892
>>713731126
Already deboonked. Nintendo ultra Jewish censorship policies wouldn't allow the game anyway without major changes.

>>713730246
He is the one who started the 90$ MKW misinfo

>IT'S DEBUNKED!!!!
Cope all you want

>>713727534
>>713727671
>constantly get bombarded with shit about Nintendo bricking their consoles
>turns out PS5s are actually the system getting bricked by literally melting
This has to be some hilarious form of karma

>>713731204
Insecure that CoD and Fortnite are better than every Nintendo game ever made?

>>713731378
>CoD and Fortnite are better than every Nintendo game ever made?
Yearly CoD sells less copies than best selling Nintendo games and Fortnite never sold a copy ever :)

>>713731024
Bad screen itself was the new "third party sales bad".
>>713731104
Fucking Skill Up having the gall to say no one was really talking about Switch 2 post launch floored me. I expect him to be retarded about Bungie and parrot some popular talking points but even that was beyond the pale to me.

>>713731060
For what purpose?It keep devs busy for virtually no gain.

Not mention that staff also works on other games.

>>713731146
nintendo didn't even have to drop the price

I actually really like the intermissions so the update doesn't bother me too much, but yeah, they need to add ann option to play 3 laps only.

>>713730787
is this the new goalpost moving after chinky gkooky gacha got btfo by japan?

>>713731343

>>713731454
CoD makes more money from MTX, making it better than every Nintendo game ever made

>>713730246
Yes, who else makes multiples threads when whining about nintendo?

>unrelated unverified retardation about censorship
Cope all you want.

>>713730569
If there are 2 million Switch 2s sold by the time it releases, it will sell 2 million

>>713731241
reminde4 CH already dropped the pretense

>>713731659
MTX aren't game sales, CoD and Fortnite sell less than best selling Nintendo titles, making them worse :)

>>713731454
>my toddler games sell better than your children's games

>>713730131
>>713730642
Not that guy but not everyone is fucking retarded to believe the "those babies were terrorists" bullshit

>>713731476
Add more content? Keep users engaged? Increase the value proposition?

>fuck Nintendo 11
Very organic!

>>713731853
unironically not even trying to hide that whole fearmongering wave wasnt him lmao

>>713731241
Stellar Blade is in development for Switch 2 and will remove the censorship it had on the PS5. Stay seething, Eric

>>713731146
Parents buy their kids a Switch or a second Switch because they don’t obsess over specs the way /v/ does. It’s why MK8D still sells when MKW is out.

>>713731024
The ghosting cope was stupid to begin. It's peak desperation when you have to complain about something you won't see unless you slow down footage by 500% lol

>>713731767
Nope, the market has spoken, players invest their time and money where the fun is, and Nintendo doesn’t stack up. Fortnite and CoD are better than every single Nintendo game ever made.

>>713731241
>Already deboonked.
No they received a devkit and are working on a port
>Nintendo ultra Jewish censorship policies
They have Bayonetta and that game is way more vulgar than Stellar Blade. Bayonetta act like a slut 24/7 meanwhile Stellar Blade, aside from gore, is completely family friendly if you give Eve modest clothes

>>713732028
>unless you slow down footage by 500% lol
with a special slowmo camera no less
normal cameras cant catch the ghosting
that and the points of comparison were literal cutting edge expensive monitors

>>713732030
>rote repetition
Concession accepted, try again next Thursday shill!

Mexicans are so fucking stupid

>Be corrupt narco shithole
>Buy the ultra expensive and shitty Shitch 2 when Xbox or PlayStation are better

Mexicans are full retards

https://www.amazon.com.mx/gp/bestsellers/videogames

>>713731024
I would say no because unlike the screen, it seems players are actually mad about the update.
But then again, they were also mad about the prices and look what happened.

>>713731983
>Stellar Blade is in development for Switch 2
Wrong. You can keep port begging tho, maybe the Snoy execs will end up throwing some crumbs at the tendies.

>>713732296
>players are actually mad about the update.
You're confusing YouTube (god I hate this word but it applies) grifters with actual players and customers again.

>>713732334
>Evaluation Various Options
What are the options? Either doing it or not?

>>713732334
That's fine I can play it on PC

>>713732067
Bayonetta 3 already killed the franchise and Platinum as a whole. Thanks Nintendo.

>>713732334
Keep coping, I greatly enjoy it

>>713731241
Quiet you.

>>713732334
They literally didn't say "not in development". They said "there had been no official announcement" (no shit, that's why they were being asked).

>>713732441
Kamiya is a retard. Also you hate fromsoft, stop using their memes.

>>713732441
Sony killed Platinum with babylon's fall. Keep seething, Eric

>>713732203
I’ll keep repeating myself until you prove me wrong. The market has spoken, players invest their time and money where the fun is, and Nintendo doesn’t stack up. Fortnite and CoD are better than every single Nintendo game ever made.

>>713732482
Considering CH quietly released those games on Switch anyway those shills might have been paid for by them.

>>713732351
I was looking at Reddit and Twitter but that probably doesn’t refute your point

>>713731781
I was just talking about Hamas. No doubt Israel's war response has been sloppy as fuck outside the pager kino.

>>713732543
>Nintendo haters think this
good god.

>>713732410
>What are the options? Either doing it or not?
1. Evaluating whether porting the game is worth pursuing given the catastrophic third party sales on the Switch 2.
2.. Begging Sony to allow them to port the game since they own the publishing rights for the time being.
3. Figuring out whether Nintendo considers that Eve looks underage or not.

>>713732351
you're telling me they're lying when they say that the game is unplayable now? really?

>>713732441
And yet Cereza came out after it

>>713732552
>Considering CH quietly released those games on Switch anyway
after picrel happened no less, literally the day afterwards

>>713732436
>tendies latching onto PC once again

>>713730787
>but nintendo
nigga, i'm talking about what epic games did to UT
i don't care what propaganda you are trying here but furtnite is a mistake and that's a fact

>>713732556
>Reddit
Karma farmers
>Twitter
Engagement actually pays them, so yeah.
I'm not saying some people aren't upset, but it's 100% mountain out of a molehill like fuckin usual.

>>713732627
>Catastrophic 3rd party sales
>Cyberpunk consistently second to Mario Kart
The shilling never ends

>>713732637
yes, the new update makes it so the game doesn't even run anymore

>>713732441
What killed Platinum?
>Big AAA live service game that didn't even report its sales
or
>Literally the best selling game in the franchise

>>713732713
Latching? I'm being 100% genuine.

>>713732779
I know, fuck Capcom for doing this to Wilds. Never buying shit from them again

>>713732482

>>713732835
wait, what happened? was there an actual update that makes the game LITERALLY unplayable?

>>713732507
>Also you hate fromsoft
There's the schitzophrenia I was talking about the other day.

>switch 2 outselling ps5 23 times over
lmao, eric lost so hard

>>713733000
>000
checked and keked

>>713732523
That was entirely the fault of Square Enix, but you know that already.

I still don't understand why Japanese are so FUCKING stupid and keep buying Switches and Switch 2 when there are way better options like MSI Claw, Steam OLED or ROG Ally X

Not to mention that PS5 is just a better and more powerful console.

The United States of America should nuke Japan again ASAP

>Trying to get people to stop talking about PS5's melting by changing the topic.
Blatant.

>>713732665

>>713732246
Acepto tu concension, ahora regresa a chuparle el pito a snoy macaco pendejo

>>713732626
It’s true.

if you take out the liquid metal before it fucks your system, and put in thermal paste, would that save my PS5?

>>713733043
>melty after guarantee expired
very scummy

>>713732246
>>713733089
>A Brazilian hates Mexicans
He's not even being subtle.

>>713729356
Like Ubisoft did with their big name IPs?

>>713733083
God I fucking love Kojima.

>>713732575

>>713732924
Remember how bad performance was on pc at launch? An update made it 5x as worse, and quite literally unplayable on the vast majority of rigs. Ps5 version gets even more framerate dips too.

>>713732924
close, a recent update nearly doubled the required hardware horsepower for passable framerates
for people that already had the game be barely playable (most people) it is literally unplayable now

>>713729451
When did they buy Toei?

>>713731024
Do you guys genuinely not play Mario Kart? I really dont like that this update is being used for console war shitposting, but it genuinely is a really, really shitty update that takes control out of the players hands. Please believe me when I say that nobody who enjoys Mario Kart actually wanted this.

The tl;dr is people were picking random in lobbies to avoid playing intermission courses, of which there is over 200 and none of them are as interesting as the traditional three lap tracks, of which there are 30. Random no longer guarantees three lap tracks and greatly increases the chance of an intermission. The intermissions are not better than three lap tracks. Ive been playing since MK64. I am not a compfag, I have never bought a sony system, and my friends who are also mario kart fags are rightfully miffed about this update. It’s a really weird one that caught me by surprise. There are people using the controversy to shitpost, but dont let that confuse you that this is genuinely a shitty update that forces people to play tracks that just arent very well designed.

No amount of derailing will change the fact that PS5s are literally melting as we speak. And that Stellar Blade is in development for Switch 2

>>713733131
I think keeping it horizontal would theoretically keep it from leaking out.

>>713732663
Didn't seem worth emulating tb h fa m.

>>713733131
It will make your ps5 significantly more prone to overheating, something it's already at risk for with the liquid metal

>>713732334
>Wrong.
>post a random article
Why not go and see the CEO's official account? He already said they're porting a game to the Switch 2 and they only have two games, Stellar Blade and Nikke
it is SB 100%. They already got it working on Steam and he didn't deny the possibility, just said no "official" announcement yet

>>713733043
Any proof that the ps5s are melting? i haven't used mine in like 5 years

>>713733180
Don't forget about his raging boner against Japan
>>713733040

>>713733258
Dynamo Pictures.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Pictures

we did it bros

>>713732818
>no timestamp

>>713733043
Unreliable sources!
https://www.resetera.com/threads/you-might-be-killing-your-playstation-5-by-using-it-vertically-according-to-one-internet-article-unproven-rumor.672190/page-13#post-99257956
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ps5-vertical-and-liquid-metal.567107/page-2#post-99414067
https://www.resetera.com/threads/sony-updated-their-liquid-metal-solution-for-vertical-use-on-the-ps5-pro.1070538/#post-133557918

>>713733218
god, i waited to see if they updated so my toaster could run it
what the fuck

>>713733345
>Hates Japan
Are we sure he's Brazilian? Maybe he's British.
>Constantly has Indians on his mind
>Always goes and deflects back to the UK
>Cheese Pizza

>>713733040
Is posting the same thing over and over again is a fetish to these fuckers or what

>>713732749
Japanese side of twitter weren’t happy and I don’t think there’s much of an anti-nintendo-engagement-bait scene on there unlike American twitter. The devs will have to do something to make up for it if that goes on.

>>713733287
I play Mario Kart, a party game that's really meant to be played once in a while, but I'm not a mindless compfag pretending to be concerned.

>>713733089
>Acepto tu concension, ahora regresa a chuparle el pito a snoy macaco pendejo
Go back to el Perú.

>>713733321
what if i have the older systems with the beefer heatsink?

>>713733412
Pathetic. Glad it's finally happening for good.

>>713733385
It's in the filename my friend!

>>713733513
Japanese twitter is still twitter.

>>713733218
>Remember how bad performance was on pc at launch? An update made it 5x as worse, and quite literally unplayable on the vast majority of rigs. Ps5 version gets even more framerate dips too
That sounds hilarious? How does Capcom keep getting worse? Indian outsourcing?

>>713733543
More like Transister, lmao

>>713733330
>>713730892
I hope for a port because I genuinely can't wait to play the game. The NikkexStellar Blade collab was a 10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFy1PZ-wODU

Give me Pyra or Samus outfit and I'll buy the complete edition

>>713733287
Sir this is a console war thread we don't play games in here.

>>713733536
No matter how beefy the heatsink is, it's bottlenecked by the liquid metal (or in your case, thermal paste if you replace it). The heat sink determines how much total can be drawn from the cpu, the liquid metal/thermal paste impacts how fast it can be drawn.

>>713733287
>but it genuinely is a really, really shitty update that takes control out of the players hands. Please believe me when I say that nobody who enjoys Mario Kart actually wanted this.
I wanted the update.

Players themselves were taking control out of other players hands pre-update by mass-voting for random courses, so that those of us who actually wanted to play connected courses (the main selling point of the game) were completely unable to 99% of the time.

>The tl;dr is people were picking random in lobbies to avoid playing intermission courses
They aren't called intermission courses. They're called connection courses.

>this is genuinely a shitty update that forces people to play tracks that just arent very well designed.
The tracks are perfectly fine. I personally really enjoy them, I like playing a race which spans from one part of the map to an entirely different one. Feels more adventurous than a standard Mario Kart game. I don't understand why you think I should be forced to play ONLY 3-lap courses simply because it became the "competitive meta" to vote random every single time.

Honestly if the past 2 weeks hadn't happened I would've agreed with you that there should be a choice of whether you want to play connected courses or 3-lap courses, but nah, after seeing all the sweaty faggots FORCING everybody to play only 3-laps since launch, I think it's hilarious seeing you all get a taste of your own medicine.

>>713733534
Fern my beloved

>>713733674
>console war thread
This isn't a
>MUH SCREEN
Or
>MUH SWITCH 2
thread though.

>>713733447
no, its likely a macaco

>>713733330
From the original source in Gookrean,
>시프트업 관계자는 "스텔라 블레이드의 스위치2 버전 개발과 관련해 아직 확정된 사안은 없다"며 "다양한 가능성을 열어두고 내부적으로 검토하고 있는 단계"라고 말했다.

>>713733727
well, fuck

>>713733805
>We can't announce the port yet, but look forward to it!
thanks for the communication Shift-Up.

>>713733412
>Resetera
>that address
Kill you're self.

>>713733353
Dynamo Pictures is not the PreCure studio
They might have assisted with PreCure but helping out with animation for other anime is very commonplace in the industry, they do not own the IP nor are they the main heads behind it

>>713733447
He sometimes fucks up with his auto correct from his phone and ends up typing portuguese words. I know that because I'm also a macaco. He also makes threads about literally who brazilian ecelebs to shit on Nintendo like one faggot xitter guy and brksedu being a retard while playing MKW. It's 100% a macaco favelado.

>>713730187
Nips love them squids

>>713733959
Still remember how he RAN when I pointed out he had the diacritic mark on the i that only a romance language keyboard would have.

>>713730187
I want to see more of Raiders so bad.
When will we learn more about it?

>>713733890
>Un funcionario de Shift Up dijo: "Aún no hay nada confirmado sobre el desarrollo de la versión Switch 2 del Stella Blade" y "estamos revisando varias posibilidades internamente".

>>713733894
No.

>>713734061
Sorry I can only read English and French.

>>713733959
i remember his ass using a word for gay sex in macaquese when talking about a mario game
dont remember which game or what word was it

https://www.ign.com/articles/sony-removes-games-from-ps-plus-even-its-own-games-to-keep-the-proposition-interesting-and-help-people-find-new-games-says-playstation-exec

>>713733778
Who was that guy in the image?

>>713733778
>Israel
I'm not gonna say it

It's pretty funny how any time there's an issue with Sony or Xbox it gets 1 thread and doesn't get spammed on /v/ but as soon as anything happens with Nintendo there's 10-20 threads about it non-stop with shitposting being most of those.

>>713733650
>The NikkexStellar Blade collab was a 10/10
Because it was written by the Nikke team. They played it safe for Stellar Blade sadly, and the character interaction there is not as entertaining
Adam was funny and extremely likable in the collab but in the real game, he is a bit boring, mostly because of his eng dub
Im glad they addressed this problem and promised to improve that in the sequel

>>713734162
>make service worse
>while raising the price
>deflect and say you're doing it to make it "more interesting"

>>713734179
fun fact, 8 moe rangebanned israel and their cp spam went down by 99.9 percent

>>713734153
It was a word for "fag", I asked how he knew about it and he called me schizo instead of rebutting it, confirming my suspicions.>>713734153

>>713734282
Hilarious

>>713734061
¿Y cuales serián esas posibilidades señor anon?

>>713733517
I just told you im not a compfag.
I’ll use a hypothetical to explain why this change is ridiculous.

Imagine Nintendo makes a multiplayer online zelda dungeon cralwer. It has a pool of dungeons to vote for online. Hundreds of those “dungeons” are shrines from BotW, TotK. Quantity over quality. Then in the map pool there are also the traditional dungeons from games like ocarina of time, twilight princess, skyward sword etc. The real proper dungeons that are uniquely designed with unique environments, enemies and challenges. So everyone realizes picking random gives you a real dungeon. Nintendo releases a patch that forces random to also pick among the hundreds of shrines. The shrines arent bad per se, but nobody in their right mind would argue they work better as dungeons than traditional zelda dungeons.


There is hardly anything about intermission courses in world that discerns them from each other outside of a handful out of the hundreds that have unique gimmicks. Vast majority of them are driving in a straight line with no obstacles to even utilize the new mechanics on. I used botw/totk shrines as an example but I think even the hundreds of those are more uniquely designed than the intermissions in world. Mario Kart for the entirety of its existence has been driving around a tightly made track and nobody was complaining about that. Taking control out of players hands and forcing them to play tracks that they were intentionally voting against is not fun for the players. If you want to play intermissions, than vote for them, but even in lower VR lobbies everyone is still voting random. Anyhow I know you’re not going to read any of this and write me off as this that or the other, but just know that the people angriest about this arent compfags but just longtime fans of the series that want to race on the real courses that clearly had way more effort put into them than the literally hundreds of boring intermissions.

>>713730549
There isn't?.
Well that's a 'wait until sale' game especially with the key card bullshit.

>>713734153
He went a whole week making fake famitsu threads with Nintendo titles having words replaced with Brazilian slang for fags and trannies. I think it was the week Astrobot released and got outsold by a touhou rhythm fan game on Switch

>>713732665

>>713734162
>"bringing new games means taking out old games" ~Sony
what? why? it's not a physical shelf, there's no space requirement

>>713734162
Can you fucking IMAGINE the outcry if Nintendo removed paper mario or earthbound off nso?

>>713731771
What's the context for this?

Is the Switch 2 the biggest case of "The internet hates it, but it sells anyways"?
I swer I've seen Tiktok videos shitting on the thing that reach like 500k likes. Every time I saw some poor guy trying to express even a little enthusiasm for the anything related to Nintendo, the comments were mostly negative.

Yet, here we are. 3.5 million units in 4 days.

I KNEEL
I SQUEAL
MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL

I COPE
I MOPE
SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE

I SIN
I NEVER WIN
I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN

I JOB
I'M A SLOB
I'M TOO SHORT TO REACH THE DOORKNOB

I SMELL LIKE A TRASH BAG
MY WIFE'S AN OLD HAG
I AM, A SONYFAG

IT'S DONE
YOU WON
YAMAUCHI
YOU ARE NUMBER ONE

>>713734367
This reads like some kind of smeeleefag seething

People on Reddit are having unironic IRL breakdowns over the Mario Kart update.

Is it time that we classify Nintendo Derangement Syndrome as a medically-diagnosable mental illness?

>>713734162
Lmao everyone had a month long meltdown when Nintendo removed that one soccer game from their service, meanwhile this one has damage control in the fucking headline

>>713734476

>>713734432
>bringing new games means taking out old games
Not if anyone has anything to say about that, and I DO.

>>713733805
Yeah she is coming
plz give me Samus or Peach. I want to relive my childhood

>>713734153
>>713734291
Was it this one?
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/710990820/#711000578
It's the week he latched to that one Twitter literal who.

>>713734507
Lying post by the way, the odds are still 3/32 for the intermissions against the tracks.

>>713734162
And not a single youtube grifter will comment on this

>>713734473
Because all of the dissent was paid for by certain companies for the most part

>>713734607
no, the fag term started with b i think

>>713734548
>I want to relive my childhood
man, fuck Cero

>>713734432
They do need to pay a commission just like Game Pass. And it was proven that ir reduces sales of their own games as shown in the Insomniac leaks.

>>713734704
banaheiros or something

>>713734628
>reddit
>lying
can't say im surprised

>>713734162
>>713734432
I remember snoys saying how they can play free games with PS+ as long as they subscribed.
Well that didn't go well.
Also that article doesn't criticize the removal of games at all. I don't understand.

>>713734507
>can't wait to see what the YouTube community says about this.
Absolutely brain damaged

>>713734463
Its a cute cat hunting down disgusting tunnel rats.

>>713734704
>>713734779
Nope, I remember making this post. It was 100% that.

>>713734507
I wonder if the random button picking outside the nearby pool was just an oversight the devs never intended.

>>713734770
is it really reducing the sales of infamous and resistance? why remove those games?

>>713733650
>The NikkexStellar Blade collab was a 10/10
Truth to be told, the event did not need the Stella Blade cast in it and would have played out the same way with just a few tweaks if they got removed from it
It was a good event but I don't feel particularly compelled to buy the game, especially if the minigame (which is just a boss arena version of the full game) is to go by
That said, as someone who never played Stella Blade, the reveal that Raven is actually Adam's evil overprotective clingy GF and her last moments before getting poofed back into her own world were her seething that she didn't spawn in with Adam had me roaring with laughter

Did anyone save that Jump up superstar edit from the last thread?

>>713734473
There are billions of people in the world and most of them don't own a Switch 2.

>>713734507
Suddenly I have an urge to play Mario Kart World online.

>>713734917
got you bro

>>713727086
I love sucking dick so much bros I love sucking it when others are in the room and can see I love the sounds they make I've done it so many times and always try my best and now everyone tells me I give the most amazing blowjobs ever.
I'm gonna go play Mario Odyssey soon but if anyone needs advice on sucking dick I'll answer some questions.

>>713734936
More than 1 billion people in the world are also indian.

>>713734951
Thanks bro

>>713734243
Mental illness

>>713734162
>-to-keep-the-proposition-interesting
The years and years of ps+ collection games that I've missed out on just means that I'll never ever pay for ps+.
I've already missed most of the games. Even if I pay for ps+ from now until the end of time I'll never get the complete collection so why the fuck would I ever? It is strictly a worse """""service""""" for me because I wasn't on it from day one. So why should I support it?
If they want to treat me like a third-class citizen for not having been there since day 1, then I just won't be there at all.

>>713734957
When I say Mario Odyssey I mean Astro Bot, it's so much better than Mario holy shit.

>>713734872
Maybe they don't want to swarm the collection with games nobody cares about.

>>713734704
Bicha? It's another word for faggot in banana language.

>>713735083
This isn't me I mean Mario
Not a false flag post btw

>>713734991
That can be fixed hopefully.

>>713729948
>And notice how no one is talking about it like the joycon drift
Now they are all focused in another forced controversy about the Switch 2, perfect timing as always
What is it this time?

>>713735129
yet they happily have literal, unironic shovelware on their wiki exclusives page

>>713734162
>Fuck over the Playstation fans who have been subscribed the longest by removing games from early subscription months
They axed the Playstation Stars or what superfan subscription/program too. Sony literally shits and bullies it's most dedicated fans over and over again and snoys still keeps defending Sony. This is some next level of abusive relationship

>>713734473
Got any screenshots?

Anyone else notice that the Switch 2 Pro Controller is the only controller on the market to come with built-in back buttons that ISN'T an "elite" option? Ain't that odd.
As an aside, can't wait for steam to add support for it. The battery lasts an absurd amount of time and it feels great.

>>713734162
>june 26
Haven't heard a peep from anyone anywhere about this. And people want me to believe that Xbox and Playstation doesn't have paid shills everywhere.

>>713735181
think it was >>713734779

>>713735049
It's psychological manipulation,
>the game you want to play might not be available now, but it might in the future
>the game might be playable now, but it might get removed later, so make sure to play it

>>713735129
>swarming
>with only 80 titles
its a puddle of a service

>>713733959
Who cares? Just throw him a nuke rangeban. Make his mom pay the vpn and 4chinz pass if he wants to shitpost

>>713735310
Those are not part of the PS plus collection tho.

>>713734162
They remove games all the time. I know because they removed w101 hd remaster a while ago :(

>>713735397
Pretty sure it's more than that.

>>713734817
>Also that article doesn't criticize the removal of games at all. I don't understand.
IGN is being paid to not criticize Sony

Nintendo never removed Ocarina of Time to "keep propositions interesting" holy shit fuck sony.

>>713733000
CHECKED AND BASED
TOTAL SNOYGGER DEATH

>>713735842
I heard OoT got terrible emulation bugs.

>>713734162
Someone try to post this on /r/Games, guarantee the tranny jannies will shadowban it.

>>713734817
Sony is by far the largest advertiser in gaming journalism. But it's not a bribe though.

>>713736045
They're all fixed now.

>>713735694
whoops, read it wrong it's "80 catalog" but actually 608 games, but only 153 Games in their classic section, and they're taking infamous and resistance games away (actual good games) while keeping "disney up" and "Herc's Adventure"

>>713730187
>I assume that it'll have a multiplayer mode, too
It's a spinoff game so no multiplayer. I hope it has a co-op mode though

>>713734507
>can't wait to see what the YouTube community says about this

I was agreeing with the critics of this update until I read that.

>ps5
>6006
It's actually over

>>713734162
Nobody is talking about it and seeing how Sony also uses the same "Nintendo is for children" rethoric that shitposter do just confirms what I always expected that there are literal Sony employees or people paid by them to post news about competition on the internet. Sounds super schizophrenic but something big like this not have any threads is a sign.

>>713734936
It's over...

>>713736045
There was a few when it released on Switch but I know it got updates
The usual suspects went berserk as usual tho

>>713733650
>The NikkexStellar Blade collab was a 10/10
They got me with the hard mode ending
I enjoyed this event more than the 2.5 anniversary
>>713734898
>Truth to be told, the event did not need the Stella Blade cast in it and would have played out the same way with just a few tweaks if they got removed from it
They combined Stellar Blade setting with Nikke writing. A lot of similarity between the two settings but the event was what if Stellar Blade was written by Nikke's writer, the Bald man
but I do agree that the stars of the show were Roam and Com and not the collab characters
>Raven is actually Adam's evil overprotective clingy GF
Yeah Raven seeth was hilarious with context or without
>>713734473
>I swer I've seen Tiktok videos shitting on the thing that reach like 500k likes.
>Tiktok
mostly from people who can't afford one or not interested in video games in general

>>713736307
There's a reason that all sony fans in all time periods in all countries and of all product lines act the fucking same. They get their marching orders from on high.

>>713736221
Big difference between 80 and 600 games.

Someone post the screenshot of the ReseTARD saying he can't enjoy the switch 2 because he doesn't get to lord it over people.

>>713736045
Whatever bugs exist now are only the kind that speedrunners/glitch nerds would notice.

>>713736307
>Nintendo is for children
That is true tho.

>>713734282
what about nigger, fag/tranny porn?

>>713736497
Damn how are they beating Sony?

>>713734162
Sony really is the most anti-consumer corpo in vidya

>>713733513
Meh, the japanese are the ones flooding Knockout online.

>>713736365
>I enjoyed this event more than the 2.5 anniversary
Not a high bar, come on now

>>713733650
>The NikkexStellar Blade collab was a 10/10
Nah it was slop just like every other collab. Can't believe they skipped the bunny event for this.

>>713734386
Sadly Raidou is in the "if you don't buy the game kiss goodbye the franchise" BS hostage situation so, us that have been asking for this game since a decade ago had to bens the knee.

I'm not going to try to convince you of otherwise but I curse ATLUS for holding hostage the franchise in this way.

>>713736782
it's worth the price

>>713736782

>>713736307
sucks i didn't save that image of a literal snoy employee screencapping their own twitter post to post here (and people noticing it), else i would post it

Can someone explain what the new drama is? Is it the screen or is it the MKW update? The screen is a literal nothingburger like everything else, I’m guessing the update is another nothingburger. It’s hard to keep up with this shit.

>>713727671
>>713728029
>>713728065
>>713727906
back in the PS3/PSP days the japs on 2ch had a long running thread series that was dedicated to bad news related to sony or playstation consoles and compiling them
it was a gold mine of gokiburi seethe and spawned some memorable retarded posts from sonyfags
the thread title was pretty funny too (GK顔面ブルーレイニュース / "news that make GK faces blue(ray)")
maybe we should make one here too, very occasionally, with all the playstation-related bad news.

>>713734951
Lyrics need a bit of tweaking, but it's still really good

>>713737219
That was debunked

>>713737210
Based Nintendo Megalist.

>>713737210
I kneel basedtendo.

>>713737097
It's time to start letting go of your attachment to faglus because it's only going to get worse as time goes on.
And I say this as a former CHfag.

>>713737097
I mean, it's one of their more niche franchises so the opportunity cost is high

>>713731024
>update fixes random so it now chooses between all courses
>this is bad somehow
Just go into any thread and count how many times they say "straight lines" and you can see how many people in them don't actually play the game.

>>713737097
>Sadly Raidou is in the "if you don't buy the game kiss goodbye the franchise" BS hostage situation so
Let the kill the hostage then if it means putting up with this shit.

>>713737180
>you only get access to their game catalogue if you pay $135
>the catalogue is shrinking.
t-thanks Sony

>>713734476
kek

>>713737097
i would rather pirate it in some way than pay for censored goyslop
agreeing with the other guys, just let them kill it like they killed EO

>>713737272
The update makes it so choosing random can also have the intermission courses at times. That's literally it. The only people complaining about it are grifters or compfags.

>>713737180
>ps plus price nearly tripled since the start of the PiS5 generation
grim

>>713737739
In some countries, it has

>>713737210
How can one company be so BASED?

>>713736835
>Not a high bar, come on now
nah it was enjoyable for me despite the cast, other than Jien, not being anni event material. It was the worst anni and by far still but the rest were 10 or 9 at worst

>>713726789 (OP)
Kek I didn't even realize the original Switch literally DOUBLED the PS5 numbers. No wonder even Yoshida had to admit they're getting their ass kicked in Japan.

>>713737180
>premium jumps up $40 a year
really?

>>713737272
Nintendo fixed a glitch when you pic the random option for choosing courses
It was giving only the 3 lap courses and now they are it gives intermission courses too
The usual suspects are crying and pretending Nintendo took away the 3 lap courses option and it's only giving intermissions when the changes of getting intermissions is still very low
Liars and grifters as usual

>>713737906

>>713737210
based nintendo

>there are "people" who play gacha ITT
Disgusting. Play real video games.

>>713737180
>not a single thread about this
>$160 for ps plus premium
>multiple threads about *Some* Switch 2 games costing $80

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>713737678
If online people hate it much then maybe the next update should just give you the option of 3-laps without random just as it is for non-online VS Race

>>713738142
nah that's the joke, he isn't even coping with gacha anymore and moved to cope with fortnite because gookchink gachaslop is collapsing

>>713738229
>>$160 for ps plus premium
fun fact, that's the discount cost by buying it yearly too
a 1 month subscription is 18 bucks https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/IP9101-PPSA06916_00-PLUS3T01M0000000/
that's a total of 216 dollars if you can only afford it month by month

>>713738254
The Eevee pack came out today. Expect TCG pocket to rape hoyoshit.

>>713737678
>>713738113
I played after the update and almost every time I had too choose a course it was almost always two sprint races, random, and a 3 lap course instead of the usual three sprint tracks and random

>>713738229

>>713736995
>Nah it was slop just like every other collab. Can't believe they skipped
They're not the only ones who skipped, it seems
and Nier collab was far from a slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u-ZsQHMUIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JOlYV78aqc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LVUEe5o-00

>>713729530
They shut down Sony Japan studio. They changed the confirm button. And also moved headquarters to California.

>>713738229
And no outrage anywhere on social media. The double standard is insane

>>713738252
There probably will be eventually and griftubers will declare it a great win before immediately moving on to their next click bait about how the Switch 2 will flop for real this time.
The fact that the most popular online mode is Knockout tour which is made up of nothing but the intermission courses should tell you how popular they are to the people playing the game.

>>713738418
So, they made random function as an actual random button, while weighting the semi-random pool to choose from to make sure there's usually always a standard course? This is what griftubers are bitching about?

>>713738547
I didn't even know about the EVO PiS5s literally melting fight stick cables until last thread today.

>>713738413
>Expect TCG pocket to rape hoyoshit.
It does every month. Hoyoshit are only that high up because their revenue is multiplied by 3. The same for every Chinese game in that chart

>>713738465
Intern-Kun you read from the wrong guidelines. We aren't talking about the Nier rerun.

>>713738229
NINTENDO ARE ANTI CONSUMER!

>>713738607
Why do you think you never hear anything from EVO after it was bought by sony? There's never any good news coming out of it.

>>713738607
NO RELIABLE SOURCES! DELETE THIS POST!

>>713738603
asking questions about the antijapan propaganda is antisemitic goy
>>713738647
>because their revenue is multiplied by 3
as of april, it was x8
they also had to have "combined" global revenue while splitting the poke TCG one, and only listing globab revenue to boot
please ignore 90% of the revenue of any given gacha is china and japan alone, both which are excluded from the "global' category

>>713738701
>all of them literally bought a Switch 2 to parrot bullshit

>>713738607
I knew about the consoles overheating but they actually melted cables? What a shit situation. #ThanksPokimane #ItsEVOver

>>713737180
>$79.99 for the basic package
That's the same price as the family pack NSO + Expansion Pass. You can have seven people with the highest tier of Nintendo's service for the same price as one person on the lowest tier of Sony's.
That's $80 just for someone to be able to play online using their own internet connection for 12 months while Nintendo can give that to you for $20. Granted I think paid online is ridiculous for any price but still.

>>713738465
>gachafags don't even play gachas for the game, they play it to be advertised too
No wonder even eric moved onto Fortnite.

>>713738865
remember how this literal jeet went on a near month long tantrum about how nintendo was le ebil and anticonsumer and anyone buying their products were ruining gaming for everyone else?

>>713738701
the grift is strong

>>713738603
pretty much and when there was a 3 course lap to choose (the two I remember were dino dino land and ? ruins) almost everyone picked it and during that session I played around 10 races

>>713734476
Damn. Nice

>>713727013
What mental illness is this?

>>713738701
>Never marry japanese woman

>>713738891
It's a complete mystery why a console with rampant overheating issues and this design might melt cables

>>713738891
check this filename on last thread

What if PlayStation is controlled by Nintendo to make themselves look better in comparison?

>>713738994
>grifting Nintendo haters to buy a Switch 2 anyway
Unironically based

>>713739081
Japanese women are leaving their husbands for NintenCHADS.

>>713738904
Sony gives you the chance to have your credit card info stolen
you have to pay extra for that

>>713739173
This is just "eric is totally a falseflagger, you guys!" on a bigger scale

>>713738607
>>713738904

Glad I haven’t boughted a ps5

>>713734243
>Sony increases PSN price again
>*cricket noise*
>Chat button on the switch 2 controller needs online subscription
>sees multiple /v/ threads, anti-nintendo articles and youtube grifters seething about it
Nintendo derangement syndrome is real

>>713738679
>We aren't talking about the Nier rerun.
You said every collab is a slop I said Nier was not
Stellar Blade was great and you most likely skipped the entire story
>>713738932
no one plays gacha for the gameplay. The story and characters are the only things that can hold your interest
I treat the ones I play as ongoing VN games

>>713739092

>>713738994
Nintendo has games, the fuck is that canadian going to do? Play half life 2 for 2 more decades as eh plays with the glock on his desk?

>>713738994
>I HATE NINTENDO, I HATE THEM!
>buy a switch 2 with the ad revenue
Kinda based

>>713739401
>no one plays gacha for the gameplay
But that's like 70% of why I play limbus.

>>713739465
>youtbers grifting snoys so they can buy the Switch 2
>Shift up using stellar blade money to buy the Switch 2
>NEOWIZ using Lies of P money to buy the Switch 2
You thinks snoys are having a meltdown now, wait until they realise this.

>>713738603
Some redditors were calling for a boycott (again). Will it work?

>>713739092
The fact this got approved by any ind of engineering team in any way shape or form whatsoever is frankly embarrassing.

>>713739264
It was all a ruse. Nintendo entered into a deal with Sony in the 90's to kill Sega, but Nintendo couldn't do it themselves because being the only major company on the market would put them at risk of monopoly laws. But their controlled opposition got too powerful so they had to sabotage the PS3's launch. Same with the Vita. Then the PS4 blwfrseus ???? Wii U [data corrupted]

>>713737180
Okay what the fuck? Where's the outrage for this!??

>>713739265
they just need to bring CFB and the Show to PC and i"ll be happy. Only games I'm missing out on right now by not having a ps5

>>713739785
**'* ** **** **** **** **!

>>713738603
>>713738774
>>713733287
>>713734367
>>713737678
>fixing glitches is BAD when Nintendo does it
Goddammit they are doing this faggotry ever since Nintendo fixed the "Star Trees" glitch in Animal Crossing
Is crazy how much they hate Nintendo to the point where they spin anything into something negative, even fixing the fucking games

>>713739092
My brother's PS3 used to overheat all the time because he never cleaned the dust from the vents. I'm glad for his safety that he doesn't own a PS5.

>>713739401
>no one plays gacha for the gameplay
Yeah that's what I said, you pay to be advertised too. Truly the lowest of the low. Even snoys have more sense then that.

>>713739401
>a slop
Try better, ESL-kun.

>>713739092
fun fact, the pis5 pro's TDP is nearly 400w
that's double of what an average entry level PC uses with a middle of the road ryzen 5 (50-75w) and a rx 6600 (130w)

>>713739785

>>713739092
>"Cerny is a genius and the top engineer of the modern era!"

>>713739384
Don't forget the even more telling example:

>Nintendo announces one (1) $80 game
>Mass internet uproar, hundreds of threads on /v/, thousands of threads on Reddit, calls to boycott Nintendo and for their executives to be "Luigi'd"

>Microsoft announces all of their big games will now be $80
>Nobody cares, or they blame it on Nintendo "doing it first"

>>713739092
There is NO fucking way they are this retarded.

Holy shit who the fuck designed this?

>>713737180
>Sony charges people $80 for online on their nogames console
Where are the seethe threads? where are the piratetrannies posting "It's morally correct to pirate [x]"?

>>713738701
>5 things i HATED about my Japanese EX wife

huh

>>713739092
Call me uninformed but what exactly is the issue of lining the ports up like this other than the inconvenience of plugging in the arcade stick to the back of the console?

>>713739092

>>713740406
Increasing their sales by having fanboys buy multiple consoles to replace broken ones has been their strategy since the original Playstation.

>>713739716
PS3 was sabotaged by 4chan and the "no games" meme you asshole, get things right

>>713740309
tbf Microsoft is so irrelevant that might as well blame it on Nintendo anyways, Microsoft blew its last chance of being relevant ever again with that ROG reveal.

>>713737678
So yesterday we had bad screen and today it was Mario kart random button. What will people be angry about tomorrow?

Now that the threads are slowing down a little, I will take the chance to blogpost.
>Be me, poornig.
>Obviously I can't buy a switch 2 and even if I could the games are too expensive.
>I buy a switch 1 oled instead with a modchip for the equivalent of about 270-300 bucks depending on the day you ask because people were panic selling to buy a switch 2.
>Go from almost not playing any games at all to actually enjoying vidya again.
>Mental well-being improving little by little.
>Feel bad for pirating the games for the first time in years.
Call me a fag to unsubscribe from my blog.
With some luck by the time the switch 2 is a few years old (or the oled version is out) I may be able to buy one and not worry about the price of the games, I really want to buy stuff like inti games at full price on the switch's JP eshop as soon as I reasonably can when they release.

>>713740558
they are too close to the PSU, PSU heats up and it eventually deforms the metal. PS5 at EVO overheat all the time and it's the funniest shit ever.

>>713740558
It's literally in the middle of the heating vent, getting blasted with it constantly, leading to >>713739107

>>713740406
PS4 isn't any better. People complain about switch design flaws, but it don't overheat nor sound like an jet engine.

>>713739092
You know what else? Take a look at a ps5 power cord. Notice what you don't see? A power brick/adapter. You wanna know why? They put it INSIDE THE FUCKING CONSOLE.

>>713740656
Drag x Drive is differently-abled phobic or woke depending on where they are posting.

>>713740850
There's no fucking wa-

>>713741013
MARVEL OF ENGINEERING

>>713738607
>>713738891
>>713739092
>>713739107
>>713740850
>>713741013

Is crazy how much bad shit about Sony I discover on /v/
I swear no one talks about this shit anywhere, not even grifters

>>713740717
from a quick google search, it looks like it can even melt the power cable

>>713740852
>>713740656
You joke but the new thing is saying that Drag x Drive doesn't have local multiplayer.
Which is dumb personally but whatever.

>>713740850
>The fucking console takes the 125V/220V RAW
How the fuck did I go 5 years without hearing about this? Good lord, Sony has a stranglehold on western media, the last week Switch 2 has been criticized to the end of time and this fucking design atrocity goes unheard?

Discord trannies failed to change the world by spamming anti-Nintendo threads on /v/
Nintendo wins again

If gaming journalism didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all

>>713740538
You can already tell from the thumbnail he probably got fished for a greencard.

>>713741475
forgot pic

>>713740682
I'm fine with people that pirate because they can't buy these games. My problem is always with the loud pirate vegans.

>>713741013
>>713741324
Why are westoids so fucking stupid?
Apparently after a quick jewtube search, turns out the SeX does in fact also have the power brick inside the console.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMI8iUUsiMs
Why the fucking shit is this the case? I clearly remember the 360 having it OUTSIDE the console, I even vaguely remember the PS4 also having it outside it.

>>713741369
>world where Drag x Drive has local multiplayer
"Woah this is bullshit Nintendo expects me to buy two extra joycons to play"

>>713741613
Nope, PS4 has it inside, at least the PHAT does, I have one.

>>713741613
X have better design and whole thing is made to make use of proper airflow.

PS5 have fuckhuge heatsink that don't solve shit.

>>713741695
Just looked that up too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GMTBPdDsfM
Even the slim has no brick.
Holy shit.

>>713741376
>everyone else just enjoying themselves on youtube
>snoy youtuber shitting on everyone
>no one shitting on sony cause they don't care

>>713740850
what the fuck
how is Cerny not bullied more?
what was even the motivation behind this?

Maybe the ps5 wouldn't need the extra heat transfer of the liquid metal over thermal paste if they PUT THE BRICK ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE SYSTEM

>>713741572

>>713741973
Guarantee you, some retard on the team looked at a power brick for a laptop or something and said "Ugh, it just looks so ugly and outdated, can we just, you know, put it inside?" without thinking of WHY it might be outside in the first place.

>>713741973
Something something power brick looks ugly.

Nevermind fact that it traps heat.

>>713741973
>"computers have PSU on the inside of the case, we should do the same"
just one step closer to being a PC i guess

>>713741598
I know, just blogposting, that's all.

>>713741013
My Xbox One S plugs in like that.
I have a power cord just like that, and I plug it into the wall, and then into the TV with an HDMI cable.
No bricks required.

>>713741572
Sigh

>>713741984
it would be smaller too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb-echTqgW0
skip to 10:28, the internal power brick is literally 20% of the internal footprint of the console
>>713742259
pc psus have a dedicated fan for a fucking reason

>>713742646
I'm gonna be honest chat, the switch 2 also heats up a lot, this will also have dire consequences in the future

>>713742429
Yeah but compare the design of the two
Tell me which one of them is a heat trap

>>713727534
>>713730892
>Stellar Blade is in development for Switch 2
Do tendies geninuly believe this shit? lmao
Stellar Blade 2 will also be a Sony exclusive for at least a year until it get ported to PC

>>713742646
>A dedicated fan
Mine has 2, I don't think PSUs has had just one dedicated fan since like a decade ago.

>>713742646
PSU get nowhere close to rest of components unless you build one of those gay ass micro PCs, but then you also have other concerns besides heat.

I've learned more today in a damned japanese sales thread about legitimate engineering flaws in the ps5 than I have from 5 years of gaming journalism. Meanwhile, I've seen at least 3 dozen articles about some random person losing pokemon save data while transferring from switch to switch 2, despite the story being debunked in 10 minutes of anons doing quick searches.

>>713742767
That's why the dock is different anon, iirc SW2's dock also has a cooling system.

>>713742807
The PS5 is more powerful so that one is the heat trap.

>>713742827
PC port just released, what the fuck you talking about?

>>713742827
>at least a year
This is really where S*nyggers are at? Treating 1 year timed exclusivity as some win? What a fall from grace. No more "never ever", just "not now".

>>713742914
are you not entertained?

>>713742827
>S-Stellar Blade is not coming to Switch l-lmao
Remember when everyone said never ever to the Steam version?

>>713742914
>random person losing pokemon save data while transferring from switch to switch 2
I'm surprised how that story was reposted EVERYWHERE, even on crusty Facebook pages when the original thread about that was deleted by the person that made it and it was most likely their fault that they lost the save because no other pokefag lost their saves.

>>713743105
I mean they aren't wrong since Sony will probably do another timed exclusive if and when they do get a sequal.

PS6 reveal: "We've decided our customers don't like vents, so the console is sealed tight. This also addresses the issue of wires melting, as we've removed all USB ports as well as the HDMI and LAN cables. The PlayStation Six will provide unrivalled entertainment by streaming directly to the tv screen via wifi. An additional accessory to connect and charge your controllers will be available for $119.99. Thank you for joining us on this vision into the future."

>>713742827
i will pirate gook blade when they remove the denuvo DRM if i even remember it exists by the time it happens (i didn't for lies of g)
i will not give money to gookyslop

>>713740850
I'm still not sure why retards have been saying since the PS360 days that internal PSUs on consoles are a good thing.

Playing MKW while reading these threads is comfy as fuck ngl

>>713742827
>Stellar Blade going to other consoles? I don't want that! I want it to stay exclusive to me! One year at least!

>>713742827
>Do tendies geninuly believe this shit? lmao
The CEO himself gifted everyone in the company a Switch 2 and said they're porting the game there

>>713743584
lol same

>>713743356
No, a couple sleuths from here figured out the guy doesn't even own a switch 2 and was just making up the story for attention

>>713743524
>if i even remember it exists by the time it happens
You won't escape the Stellar Blade threads for years, a sequel already confirmed

>>713726789 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF... Those legs are rough.

>>713741369
>”NINTENDO HAS RUINED DRAG AND DRIVE??”

>>713742827
>Sony exclusive for at least a year until it get ported to PC
This's both funny and sad

>>713743584
But according to them you would rather post on 4chan than play videogames.
Completely ignoring the whole 'portability' factor of the switch/switch 2.

>>713743992
>80% attachment rate

it's doing fine

>>713744108
It's probably the anon from last week's thread that was talking about Luigi's Mansion having a higher attach rate lol

Not even worth bothering with him.

>>713744108
with a mere 15% digital purchase rate, that goes up to 95% too
pretty much everyone that owns a switch 2 purchased either the mkw bundle or also purchayed the game itself separately

>>713744217
Luigi's Mansion had a higher attachment rate than fucking Mario Kart World? Yeah right. There is no fucking way in hell that is possibly true.
If that's true MKW really was a fucking flop. But it isn't true.

>>713743720
Which reminds me that Korea have bigger switch userbase than PS.

>>713744108
Attach rate is genuinely the cope of last resort to Snoys. I remember them using it to downplay Persona 4 Golden's Steam launch.

>>713744013
It's why this ends up being unfortunatly true almost every single time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JEmnTjdyA

>>713744397
That and
>B-but global population has grown a lot!

>>713744635
nearly 50% of that growth is indians and other flavors of mudslimes and they don't buy nintendo hardware tho with other 40% or so being chinks and they are pcfags too

>>713730283
>revenue
Okay but where's the profit? Epic had to lay off 16% of their staff while Nintendo is expanding and has been making record profits.

>>713743173
This is the same cult fanbase getting excited over the ps6 when the ps5 doesn't have any games. It's funny how they like pushing "nintendo hates their consumers" narrative but then brag about timed exclusivity lol

>>713745082
And they would buy the PS6 en masse because of GTA 6 alone. But no-one will dare say they only have 1 game.
Like shit they say it's the only game they say they would gladly pay $100 or more for.

>>713745082
Their shit is dishonest as fuck, at this point sony exclusives just mean not on nintendo platform.

It don't make them look better just retard.

>>713745253
Speaking of which, what are the chances snoy is panicking and trying to rush out the PS6 out of the oven due to the PiS5 emulator already booting games?

>>713745398
Considering they recently said they were putting their focus into the PS6 not long ago? Quite highly. They need it for the huge boom of sales.

>>713745253
>countless normalfags bought a PS5 in anticipation of GTA
>it might not be out until after the PS6 releases

Reminder Sony counts vbucks sales as a digital game sold.