Thread 713733490 - /v/ [Archived: 848 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:54:29 PM No.713733490
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Death Stranding makes absolutely zero sense. It's like it can't decide what it wants to be, serious sci-fi drama or self-aware comedy? Thriller or parody of a thriller? Pick a lane. The endless celebrity cameos feel totally random, like Kojima just wanted to show off his Hollywood contact list. And don't even get me started on the dialogue, hours of characters monologuing in cutscenes about convoluted nonsense just for the sake of sounding deep. It's exhausting. And the actual gameplay? You're stuck wandering through an empty, lifeless world where the biggest challenge is... not tripping while delivering boxes. Seriously. Thatโ€™s the game. Why?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:55:50 PM No.713733560
>>713733490 (OP)
>It's like it can't decide what it wants to be, serious sci-fi drama or self-aware comedy? Thriller or parody of a thriller?
first kojima game?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:57:36 PM No.713733685
>>713733490 (OP)
>SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
>WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO????
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:57:38 PM No.713733689
>>713733490 (OP)
>serious sci-fi drama or self-aware comedy?
yeah it's bouncing between both. it very much understands what it is, and I would say 70% of it is not serious. only a few cutscenes try to get serious really, most of this shit is incredibly tongue in cheek. Look at the image you posted. Fucking look at Highs, you think this is le super serious arthouse game and Kojima isn't aware how goofy it is?

It's the only game that does asynchronous infrastructure and hiking simulation and I like it for that
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:01:38 PM No.713733983
soyak death stranding, vtuber tv
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:04:42 PM No.713734230
It's a shame I hate Troy Baker
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:05:41 PM No.713734295
First Kojima?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:35:37 PM No.713736841
>>713733490 (OP)
Is Ds1 better?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:38:38 PM No.713737121
>>713733490 (OP)
> And the actual gameplay? You're stuck wandering through an empty, lifeless world where the biggest challenge is... not tripping while delivering boxes
I'm baffled people play this shit.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:40:40 PM No.713737314
>>713733490 (OP)
>Thatโ€™s the game. Why?
First Kojima game?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:49:55 PM No.713738216
>game is "only" 12 hours
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:53:39 PM No.713738573
>>713738216
ff16 has at least 8 hours more cutscenes than a new kojimbo game
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:16:32 PM No.713740610
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>>713733983
Anon, you and i both know the basedjak crowd detests Anime.
You're thinking of the chud and troonjak crowds.