What's the /v/ equivalent to this?

Smoking is not masculine

>>713744996

>>713744862 (OP)

>>713744862 (OP)
>smoking
>masculine
sissy boy needs addictive chemicals because muh stress LMAO

>loved ones
i don't know what that feels like

>>713744996
But it is hot

>>713744862 (OP)
Being the last man standing in a multiplayer match and wiping out the remaining enemy team. Bonus points for three or more.

>>713745234
ESL mommy issues pic

>>713745319
how does she flick the ashes with no arms

>>713744862 (OP)
Sucking phallic objects is not masculine. If you smoke, you're a closet gay

>>713745403
Maybe he flicks them for her

>>713744862 (OP)
Halo reach

>>713745403
Carefully

>>713744862 (OP)
The ending of Red Dead Redemption

>>713744862 (OP)
>>713745234
The "men" who think like this appear to have depressive and suicidal tendencies.

>>713744862 (OP)
Sacrificing yourself, so your team can win, which can come in many variants. Body blocking, so the guy with the enemy flag can escape, taking the brunt of the enemies assault in an RTS game, holding them off long enough, so your teammates can build up and counterattack etc. Wouldn't equate it to saving loved ones, but I get a big dopamine hit when it happens regardless.

>>713745551
i still remember just standing up and walking around my room after halo reach thinking about what i just saw

>>713744996
You will never be this masculine

>>713745651
You know from experience?

Vetbros are so corny lol do a hecking warcrime live free or die for my toy guns BUT I will never ever say anything about ISRAEL or RACISM

>Loved ones
lol cmon

>>713744862 (OP)
Dead Space 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idk0yR9qDNg&t=150s

Based trope thread?

For me its former enemies become party members

>>713744862 (OP)
Close combat 2 but you just leave a schutzen team and make them exit the first map because the bridge demolition charges don't explode anyway then proceed to dab on the allies with well placed machineguns and mortars from there on out.

>>713745319
it's a visual shorthand for certain carefree almost reckless attitude

>>713744996
You get a small test boost from nicotine.

>>713745236
>addictive
If you were masculine, you wouldn't get addicted, fagboy.

>>713746351
Damn you really smoked that fag.

>>713744862 (OP)
back in MMO days it would be bringing the server down with your shenanigans

>>713745831
Did a double take in the pub recently when I went out to the smoking area and saw a broccoli haired zoomer puffing on a pipe.

>>713746128
I get what you're going for but I wouldn't call it carefree

>>713744862 (OP)
me being the 2nd most chad in the pack so you stay behind and then i get to fuck everyone you say you love while you're alone there

>>713745831
Pipeweed is different

>>713746303
and a fertility boost too, right?

>>713744862 (OP)
I'm not sure this is masculine. Sounds more like a convenient excuse for those with a low sense of self worth to commit suicide.

>>713746634
No

>>713745319
>>713746128
What manga (mangas?)

>>713746821
Choujin X (dunno what the other one is)

DCS world where your plane got shot and your ejection seat doesn't work, so you kamikaze into the enemy plane to finish the mission.

>>713745831
On the east coast of australia they don't let you smoke within a km of an eating establishment, but when I was visiting my family over in WA ate at a pub with some outdoor dining that had ash trays on the tables. It was great.

>>713746570
devil-may-care?

>>713744862 (OP)
This kinda makes me want to join the military!

>>713746821
Maken X Another (tie-in to Maken X the game)

>>713744862 (OP)

>>713744862 (OP)
Dying for others isn't masculine. It's cucked simp slave behavior. Only dying for yourself is keyed and masucline.

>>713747289
That's great news, I'm so glad you folks down under finally accepted metric system!

>>713745234
you can die for Israel anon, go live your fantasy

>stealth military recruiter thread

This picture was taken moments before an explosive drone came barreling towards him and blew his head off. Hope you enjoyed your last moments thinking you were cool sticking phallic items in your mouth.

>>713744862 (OP)
pavlov's mansion

>>713744862 (OP)
Look up the Ukraine war threads on /pol/ if you want to see what this fantasy is really like.

>>713744862 (OP)
Man with excessive narcissism issues
>>713745234
Man with mommy issues

>>713745651
>depressive and suicidal
So in other words, men.

>>713744996
But is it feminine?

>>713745651
They are weak turbo normies who cant accept the reality that men-women relationship is purely contractual these days. They are still hoping wishing for le love, for the days where men protecting women and women is being there for men, and they are seething to a fact that they are:
1. Alone
2. Will never have a wife/daughter that said 'welcome home' when they go back home after 8 hours wageslaving like in muh heckin manga

Girls who are into casual nudity and smoking are the best.

>>713745415
Why are you bringing up cocks

>>713744862 (OP)
For me, it’s the daydream of sitting for hours on end unmoving with camouflage and a sniper rifle.
Snipers are so fucking kino

>>713744862 (OP)
>ak series rifle
idk what it is about that platform, i cannot stand it in any of its iterations
the iron sights are too far forward, the charging handle is on the wrong side, and the mag release is frustrating to me in so many ways
why is it that the most widely used weapon ever has such user unfriendly features

>>713744996
It looks cool, but if you think about it for 2 seconds you realize how uncool it actually is. The reason it looks cool is because it's intuitively risky behavior, like riding a motorcycle or getting a tattoo, and just like those things, it's a fast life history strategy behavior, so you probably shouldn't idolize them if you want food, water and electricity, and want to live in something that isn't a mud hut.

But it's also sad because smoking really does make you cool in the sense that it's a depressant and calms your nerves, so by smoking you're basically saying, "I can only be this cool on drugs."

I'd rather go Unknown Soldier route
>No loved ones
>No home
>No info on me
>No nothing
>Nobody knows you
>Die for the cause/honour/anyone who's still alive/no escape so might as well give ur best

>>713749813
I'm pretty sure that's a FAMAS

>>713748308
Lots of guys like the idea of joining the army, the problem is convincing them to do it to die for Israel.

>>713750006
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO DIE FOR THE CHOSEN PEOPLE RIGHT NOW WE PROMISED MOLOCH YOU WOULD SACRIFICE YOURSELF WILLINGLY AND TRICKING YOU COUNTS AS WILLINGLY RABBI SAID IT COUNTS!!!!!!!!!!

>>713749852
no way, I can recognize that awful iron sight configuration and forearm anywhere
and as much as I loathe the famas, i would almost prefer it to an ak

>>713749813
There are over 100 million of the things if you include all the variants and the old soviet stock is dirt cheap.

>>713749813
rifle is fine

>>713749813
Using the aks-74u in stalker with a PSO-1 and a silencer was cool to me, I don't know why. It was like a ghetto VSS.

>>713744862 (OP)
getting drafted to taiwan, fragging your squad while on patrol, and deserting to a SEA country where you live under an assumed identity with your brown asian wife

>>713749848
My ex had Unknown Soldier's skull, her gramps was a doctor and kept one from his med school days, she took it when he went senile. So you know, non-zero chance of ending up as goth girl's room decor...

>>713750382
It's a civilian version of PP-19.

9mm will surely be a good choice for a last stand on the prairie lmao.

>>713749828
riding a motorcycle is cool albeit
>b-b-b-but it's dangerous
ok bubble boy

>>713744862 (OP)
>you will never be a hoplite

>>713745234
delete the gay ass dialogue and it's perfect

>>713751115

In my boomer years I’ve become annoyed with this as a narrative trope. Especially when the self sacrifice is meant to even out the dying characters misdeeds. It’s a pussy move on their part to check out before they’re forced to experience the consequences of their actions. Men crave it because it means that all the difficult nuanced parts of being a good man and provider aren’t your problem anymore, you can just have a big violent outburst instead.

>>713745234
>>713744862 (OP)
>dying and crying fantasies
I only have fantasies about conquering and crushing my enemies thougheverbeit

>>713744862 (OP)
>*gets droned*

>>713751029
holy shit so it is
i didn't take the barrel into account
what a good choice of weapon lol

>>713751029
Civilian version doesn't have that prominent tubular mag?

>>713744996
Smoking is cool until you have to take smoke breaks four times a day because you can’t handle life like everyone else who just grins and bears it because they aren’t pussies like smokers. Legit never met a single smoker who is actually cool, they’re all either miserable cunts or obnoxious faggots

>>713752451
It's usually not so much about needing a break to smoke, but wanting a break using smoking as socially acceptable excuse.

>>713744996
most retarded thing I've read in years

>>713744996
My ex wanted me to quit smoking so bad, she'd make me download apps that checked how many I'd smoke in a day and check them. She also admitted that seeing me smoke made her incredibly turned on.

>>713753054
what's masculine about it?

>>713753190
men have done it forever

>>713753190
engaging in self destructive behaviour is inherently masculine

>>713744996
People who have never smoked in their life, while on Datura trips very often report hallucinating smoking a cigarette and talking to people that weren't there.

While on an intense shroom trip, after going through the spiraling chaos of ego reset, I came out the other end with an intense "instinct" to put a cigarette in my mouth. I never smoked cigarettes beyond novel moments before that, but for some reason something in my trip said "as the Man, and the Chief of the house, you must smoke". Having a lit cigarette in my mouth felt RIGHT, like it was SUPPOSED to be there and without it I was incomplete. One of the strangest experiences I've ever had.

Tobacco has positive effects on Testosterone and focus.

Take what you will of this information.

>>713744996
Where I'm from there's a saying: "smoking is like giving the devil a blowjob"

>>713751354
Perfectione

>>713753254
Men used to act in plays and girls weren't allowed but you fags are always complaining about le theater kids.

>>713753305
nicotine is based, shame it's so habit forming

>>713753413
second most retardded thing I've read today

>Staying behind to die to save lesser beings than yourself
That's not masculine at all, that's extremely gay.

>>713745234
I just want to be a dad to children I'm proud of

>>713753613
>staying behind to make sure you get all the kills yourself and won't have to argue with others who shot what

>>713753413
Men used to be initiators in relationships, romance and sex. Now, they can't even do that and consume femdom en masse

>>713749848
underrated kino mindset

For me it's whale hunting, or any sea monster really

>>713744862 (OP)
>the masculine urge to kill this guy and then murder/rape his family

>>713744862 (OP)

>>713753190
As the other anon said, every culture that ever discovers it, the men immediately do it. It's an archetype/trope in media for a reason that the masculine figure smokes. Women who smoke are immediately seen as more masculine/less feminine. It boosts testosterone and focus.
Tobacco was smoked for spiritual reasons by natives, and of course, it was usually the men who did it.
There is something INHERENT to men when it comes to smoking. It's a nasty habit, but there's a deeply rooted reason so many men gravitate to it, and women who smoke are usually "that" kind of woman. You know what I mean, the type to go for a quickie and make you feel like you were the one that got fucked.

>>713744862 (OP)
this describes the ending to halo reach and at least a couple cod campaigns

>>713744862 (OP)
Being a carry in a wc3 team game

>>713753840
>Not killing your loved ones first and then getting the rest of the kills and then finding the nearest gay pride parade and killing everyone there as well

>>713745234
women used to be worth dying for

>>713750701
I like the lil ak but most games make it so you never really want/need to use it. COmbat either takes place at too far away distances or it offers nothing over an AK since games don't do the length being an issue.

>>713753510
Sorry buddy but "men used have always done it so it is masculine" is an untenable position unless you are really in to poetry and stage drama.

>>713749813
>the iron sights are too far forward
no they are just hard to see through
> the charging handle is on the wrong side,
wrong and no and who cares
>and the mag release is frustrating to me in so many ways
uhhhh learn how to use your hands?
it's big and in the place where your hand would go anyway to grab a mag

>le manly masculine man

You faggots are a bunch of trannies and crossdressers and twinks. Don't pretend otherwise

>>713744996

>>713745234
Other way around

>>713744862 (OP)
Holding off the enemy by yourself huh?
Little did he know him and his group were already encircled.

>>713744862 (OP)
Isn't it more masculine to be the attackers slaughtering the last standers?

>>713744862 (OP)
Look I'm not joining the army I'm not retarded

>>713754325
I can tell it's a troon from the thumbnail just by looking at xer shoulders

>>713744862 (OP)
If you guys want to experience honor and courage then why not enlist and fight for your country?

>>713744996
>smoking affect your cardiovascular system
>smoking affects oxygen intake and heart
>weakening reproductive function
>including testicular health, sex drive, and erectile function
But you look cool doing it!

>>713749497
The ramblings of a projecting incel

>>713751674
KWAB

>>713754035
>Women who smoke are immediately seen as more masculine/less feminine
I'd argue that it's less "They're seen as more masculine" and more that between cool, cute and sexy, it can go along with cool or sexy, but not with cute. A woman in a really fancy dress will still be femenine, but she can exude a strong cool aura
>"that" kind of woman
This one?

>>713753613
haha, I would win

>>713745234
The right provides motivation for the left.

>>713754620
>Dying for Israel
>Honor and courage

>>713754996
ok then join the other side