Thread 713754758

>I enjoy a thing
>NOOO YOU CAN'T ENJOY IT, I'VE NEVER TRIED AND NEVER WILL BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD IT, IT BUT A YOUTUBE GRIFTER SAID IT'S BAD, YOU MUST STOP LIKING IT NOW
what causes this behavior in gaming?

I enjoy fucking your mom lol

Why is the first defense on /v/ always how much they spent on something? Like they hold no value over the object other than its monetary one.

>>713754859
>grown ass man still larping about the sex he doesn't get

Why do you feel the need to vehemently justify your purchase? Could it be you're feeling buyers remorse, and the cognitive dissonance over *gasp* a product from holy nintendo maybe being less than perfect?!

>>713754903
it's obvious most criticisms are sour grapes cope from people who can't afford something
they have to convince themselves everything out of their reach is bad because otherwise they feel bad for missing out

BRVTAL MOGGING

>>713754758 (OP)
based tendies admitting they wear diapers

>>713754758 (OP)
>I like playing my ONE GAME in my Switch 2
FIFY.

>>713754943
>ass man
?

>I do not like a thing
>NOOO YOU CAN'T HATE IT, YOU HATE IT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT, A YOUTUBE GRIFTER SAID IT'S GOOD, YOU MUST START LIKING IT NOW
what causes this behavior in gaming?

>>713754903
because you have a bunch of browns and third worlders who can't afford the latest thing

>>713755010
>claim no one wants the switch 2
>get BTFO by record breaking sales
>goalpost to pretending people regret getting it
Why do you feel the need to vehemently undermine other people's purchases?

>>713755029
kek you can tell the emulation memes really hurt these people because now they're resorting to
>NO U!!
looking forward to the seething when it gets cracked again

>>713755249
i fucking hate that eric keeps changing the image hash of the retarded anime picture

>>713754758 (OP)
>>713755029
>>713755082
>>713755217
>>713755249
>people sit down and make these images specifically for arguments on teh internetz

>>713755390
>bringing piracy out of nowhere
yup, confirmed poorfag seething at people being able to afford things

>have a switch 2
>have a steam deck
>have a pc
it's amazing how people can't fathom this idea of owning more than one system

>>713755449
what if you pirate cuz you're jewish?

>>713755510
but do you have a pee ass five??? checkmate

>>713755201
boobs man then?

>>713755606
nope
anything sony related i want is on steam

it's all just poor contrarians
>POPULAR THING BAD. I COPE WITH AN INFERIOR THING AND THAT MAKES ME SMART

>>713754758 (OP)
at least you're honest about what you look like to other people while playing this stuff.

>>713754903
When you look really close, you'll realize all ad hominem is actually about getting laid.
>LOL YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT
means
>LOL YOU'RE POORER THAN ME THEREFORE YOU'RE GETTING LESS SEX
Rightoids love to post about "arguing with holes" without realizing they're doing the same thing.

>>713754758 (OP)
Not getting one without a new Zelda and a new Fire Emblem

>>713754903
Because this board is overrun with subhuman pajeets.

im not enjoying my switch 2
bananza should have been a release title

>>713755665
TBF to that last one, you could drive any car in the world and chose that ugly PoS? I'd even take a Prius over that

>>713755852
>liberal seething at a car
good job proving the point

>>713754903
they have nothing else. it's hilarious listening to people calling me poor when their system and every game available on it combined costs less than my GPU.

>>713755665
Is the cybertruck actually popular? All I've seen was people shitting on it

>>713754758 (OP)
>Strawman
>Projecting your mad about people not wasting money
If you waste money on an expensive toy for children as an adult older than 18 expect to get called a retard.
Turns out there's a lot of retards trying to pathetically cling to their youth.

>>713754758 (OP)
>you WILL buy 7 copies of every game
>you WILL connect to the internet any time you want to do anything
>you WILL sign our Faustian contract that allows us to brick your switch without notice
>you WILL play the mediocre library of the switch again, on an emulator, and pay double the price for it
>you WILL use the same shitty joy cons with zero changes
>you WILL buy exclusively toddler games for prices higher than anywhere else in the industry
>and you WILL enjoy it
What causes this behavior?

>>713756024
It's the most popular fire hazzard you can legally buy.
In larger cities full of trust fund kiddos you'll see a few

>>713756151
I'm not poor

>>713755665
>i like being a slave
>NO YOU CAN'T BE A SLAVE WE MUST GO TO WAR
Abe Lincoln needed to chill

>>713756223
When did
>I'm not poor
Become synonymous with
>i like wasting money
I feel like these people are actually poor and want to pretend it's some kind of monumental achievement to throw $1000 down the toilet.

>>713756374
Actual successful rich people don't feel the need to flaunt wealth. Why would you feel the need to show people something you are?
It's the same pretty much universally nice people don't need to tell you they're nice you'll just figure it out interacting with them.

>>713754758 (OP)
me with fo76 and cyberpunk

>>713756552
To be fair, rich people have been showing off with fancy clothes, expensive transportation, cool artwork, etc for all of human history. But this, I think, isn't even that. It's too desperate and insecure.

>>713756374
it's been a meme basically as long as there have been memes

>it's okay to scam people with screens on par with more than a decade old shit because... because me and the children buying it won't notice!
is there any lower tendies can possibly stoop

>>713756374
you poors don't understand life
you believe anything beyond the bare minimum survival is a waste, you have to choose between enjoying a purchase or being able to afford food and rent
of course anything that isn't dirt cheap is a waste in your eyes because it looks like a huge sacrifice to you
and the gap is made even bigger with third world countries. Their time is worthless so their salaries and housing are just cents, and seeing items sold at prices that enable human wages is really a huge cultural shock for them

>>713756374
Calling others poor for being financially responsible is cope by the financially irresponsible for wasting tremendous amounts of money and having 0 impulse control.

>>713756919
how is it a scam when people are willingly buying something and enjoying it while the only ones complaining are people who didn't buy anything?

>>713756201
Well that explains why i have only seen one Cybertruck IRL, but it doesn't explain why they'd choose a cybertruck over an Aston Martin or whatever

>>713756763
Depends how insecure they are. Typically the difference between those who earn wealth and those who inherit it. But that's a whole other argument.

>>713754903
It's a defense for when they have no real one of their own. >Y-YEAH WELL YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY IT! YOU'RE POOR
and if that doesn't work they spam sales charts as if they were an investor who owns Nintendo stock

>>713756552
Some people do that for the perception of not being seen as poor. When you see big luxury cars next to a shack
What's the point of getting a $50k Patek but I have to sell my car to finance it

>>713757129
Because they probably bought into the buzzwords that in the future it'd be some self-driving magic machine that sucks your cock on the go.
You're asking about the difference between a car enthusiast and a tech bro essentially. People just like different things for different reasons.

It's because every company I respect gets ruined by pay piggies throwing money at everything. I'm trying to hold to my standards but there's literally nothing I can do because "voting with my wallet" doesn't work.

I can buy a hundred Switch 2s. That's not the point. Your instant gratification means another decade of shitty games and service. Now we're gonna be stuck with more open-world and piss filtered games. And you can say goodbye forever to any cool shit like miiverse or mii plaza.

And the penny-pinching Nintendo is displaying this gen is so distasteful. The price hardly bothers me. But it's like paying for a show and still seeing ads on it. Why can't a system be all-inclusive? I'd pay $800 instead of $500 if it got them to shut up. I don't want to boot up a system and be like YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR ONLINE. YOU DIDN'T GET THIS DLC PACK. YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THE UPGRADE. THIS SYSTEMS MANUAL IS SOLD SEPARATELY. THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT FAMILY MEMBER ACCOUNT. ENTER YOU FULL CREDIT CARD INFO NOW. I miss when you bought a game, put it in the system, and it would play.

>>713757659
>People just like different things for different reasons
Good point, I guess i was just judging things based on my own tastes

>>713757129
i see a lot of them in the US northeast near NYC

>>713756262
clearly you're the slave since you're not getting any money

>>713755906
piratefag opinions dont matter on the topic of cost

>>713755249
tenga processor?
did they finally do that onahole joycone?

>>713758727
sounds like a poor person cope to me.

>>713755665
>I think of myself as a child

>>713754758 (OP)
> an imperfection of a second
> 11MS of lag

>>713754758 (OP)
who asked

/v/ tendies are objectively worse than even redditors

>>713758938
of course they do lol, have you seen literally anything they upload onto the internet? it's an entire subculture hyperfixated on arrested development

>>713757895
Because most retards sit in 2 camps:
1)If I keep throwing money at it they'll use it to improve future products
or
2)I immediately need the new thing and don't think twice about it because it's how I lived most of my life
The average pay piggie has no money in savings and doesn't think about the future so why would they care about voting with their wallet if they have to find something else to do with their afternoon? I'm sure buying a switch 2 feels like a long term investment to them instead of spending that money on literally anything of value.

>>713759128
synonyms

>>713759175
This makes me want to kill myself

Why are so many people mad about the Switch 2 anyway? I preordered it day 1 and I've been playing it everyday since and having fun.

>>713759391
do it then, tranny

>>713757125
>just let people enjoy things!!!
yeah just let nintendo lower the standards for you because you're too blind to see it
in an age of mass produced phone OLEDs you're out here defending them saving twenty bucks by peddling you trash tier IPS and double dipping with an oled refresh later

>>713759463
see >>713755665

>>713759175
This video doesn't even mean anything wtf
>Hey lil me you're still going to like this game 20 years from now
Ok great

>>713758980
>only 11 ms
Keep in mind this was done to save battery life and it still only lasts 2 hours and affects they system even when docked on a hardware level.
Enjoy paying $500 for hardware that's a decade old nintendies.

>>713755249
Not everyone that mocks you is the same person. I couldn't imagine being this mentally bullied by 4chan shitposting to create an image like this.

>>713760030
That's input lag, not screen response time you tard
Still controllers fucking suck at that too, mice and keyboards have sub one millisecond input lag now

It's okay, we won't make fun of you for not being able to afford a PS5 Pro. You can enjoy your little kiddie go-kart simulator toy in your cuck shed.

>>713760030
This means nothing to me
I'm playing my Switch 2 and having a blast while you seethe over charts with dots lol

>>713760617
>make a thread raging at people only to say you don't care
Either stupid, a cultist or obnoxiously baiting
And you wonder why people hate you now
Are you going to go on an eric rant just to seal the bingo?

>>713754758 (OP)
Nobody cares about you, you dumb fuck. I bought a GPU thinking I could just tune down the power limits to get under the 800w minimum my 750w PSU can't give it. Turns out punching fish makes it spike and BOOM. We have adult problems.

>>713754943
Not prepubescent-hormone issues like this child who can't stop thinking about sex nor get relief.

Play your console and stop spamming or getting hurt on 4chan.

>>713761023
says a lot when all your memes are just "no u"

>>713760301
Yeah no shit, not only is there display lag for jewish reasons there's insane levels of input lag for also jewish reasons.

>>713760617
>I'm too stupid to read or engage with this and too geriatric to even notice.
Noted

>>713755852
>'id even take a Prius over that
And the Prius would last much longer than a Cybertruck ever will.

>>713755029
This is the end result of a childhood spent being told that everyone at school only makes fun of you because they're jealous
One more mindset that tendies never managed to grow out of

>>713761183
But tendies are overwhelmingly urban leftoid manchildren

>>713761183
That post made no sense, kid. I guess your console sucks so much, you'd rather stay on 4chan. Enjoy.

I'm a grown man, I don't have time for Toddlertendo pipsqueak toys

>>713761183
hardest core ultra-right nationalist bing bing wahoo player right here ladies and gentlemen

I'm a grown man, i don't have time for meaningless internet fights, ill just play as much vidia as i can before going to sleep because i got morning shift.

wonder if tendies understand that hardware critique and voting with your wallet may in some limited scenarios lead to companies producing less bad products

>>713761825
the ps5 and the X fridge prove you wrong.

>>713761915
They're both great?

>>713761948
oh no doubt about that, but what is the point of having such powerfull and magnificient machines if there are barely any games for them? Astrobot is ok i guess, gears of war D day is MIA, halo is fucking dead and Marathon is shaping up to be a month long shitpost by the time it releases...if it releases lol

>>713761825
Voting with your wallet doesn't work
What's puzzling is why the resident tendies turned into indiscriminate normalfag representatives worshipped the brand instead of rightfully shitting on all their fuck ups
An informed and rational Nintendo user is their biggest victim

>>713762162
*worshipping
Damn autocorrect

>>713762072
I'll take a console capable of running multiplatform games reliably well over one with exclusive titles that have to be specifically designed around the gross hardware limitations

>>713762259
fair enough i guess, but at that point you might as well buy a prebuild pc or build one yourself, multiplats are unironically way better on desktop.

>>713762162
>turned into
always were the second most normalfag'd subgroup after mobile gaymers. are we forgetting that they've been trying to court children and women aged 30-70 since the the wii? it's the same business model as apple and it's proportionally overpriced for the same reasons.

>>713755249
Switch 2 hate is kinda forced

>>713754758 (OP)
>NOOO I NEED CONSTANT AFFIRMATION ABOUT MY HOBBIES AND LIFE I CANT JUST ENJOY SOMETHING WITHOUT OTHERS PARROTING MY LIKES

This what you sound like you dumb nigger, if you really enjoy the Switch 2 there's zero reason why other people complaining about affects you.

>>713762430
Not your hugbox lol

>>713762367
They can be, depending on how well ported they are. Companies don't even bother with PC performance anymore because they can just say "maybe you need to upgrade?" and walk away
Exclusive titles only matter if you think brand loyalty matters

>hey, what if video game was better
>

Remember /v/ just because you bought that supreme shirt for 800 dollars when it took them 4 bucks to make isn't a flex, it makes you look like a gullible retard

>>713762631
>Companies don't even bother with PC performance
oh you are right, damn, it sucks that companies catched on the pc market and now make everything on their power to make sure every new game is so unoptimized you are pretty much forced to upgrade yearly if you don''t know about the market.

it's slavs
>they can't afford new games
>can't afford to upgrade their pcs
>so its a never ending "old good new bad" cope loop for them

>>713762761
don't you want to buy a $0.01 ziptie bracelet for $500?

>>713758883
>asking a homeless man for financial advice
Retardio.

>>713762674
>/v/ in a shellnut

>>713762871
>so its a never ending "old good new bad" cope loop for them
>As if gaming hasn't been complete shit for like a year and a half

>>713762871
>>713763278
how is this related to switch 2 display being worst ever?

>>713763409
This thread isn't about the Switch 2's display.
It's about fanboys throwing a tantrum because they spent $500 on a hot new turd with shit games coping that other people choosing to not buy a $500 turd are specifically only not doing that because they have less than half a week's pay spare.

>>713763771
The OP is crying about youtubers reviewing switch 2 and saying the display is terribad.

>>713763846
Stupid

>>713755665
maybe don't ride a car whose pieces can be pried apart with your bare hands

>>713763917
not to derail too much and i think that car is ugly, but i don't think there's a consumer vehicle that exists that i couldn't pull apart with my bare hands.
-guy with completely average and unimpressive levels of strength

>>713755665
I wish I could just use windows but the amount of garbage it comes loaded with it is too much to bear, game performance is so much better on Linux but I still wished that windows stopped being so fucking shit because I really miss the convenience of "it just works".

>>713755904
my 1995 ford f150 is better than a cybertruck
eat shit faggot

>>713764080
I get I've been using it since PRE DXVK wine, but it's still crazy to me when people say that Linux isn't straightforward, easy to use and out of the way when like.
That's 90% of the point.

>>713755029
Niggas really do be thinking buying 500mb USBs for $500 is sour grapes. The only difference is instead of buying it from a sketchy website advertising it as a cutting edge 500tb usb you're buying it from Nintendo and they're telling you it sucks.
1080p, a feature normalized in 2010 being a defining thing?
Do Nintendies really?

>>713755665
Bikefags are the worst. They aren't even into bikes as much. They just cant afford a car or think anti gas cars are the new hot trend. Wait until they get to the point in their life where having a car is 100x much more convenient that a bike could not provide.

>t. used to be a trainfag. got a car for work. years later. wtf why should I put up with 1 hour of public transport when I can just drive there in 20 minutes?

>>713764237
You underestimate the retardation of the average PC user. Windows protects you from deleting system 32, linux doesn't stop you from deleting the french language pack.

>>713764372
I don't know, I'm kind of a retard myself.

>>713755904
nah that's just because cybertruck is a genuine ass. get a proper tesla next time.

>>713764237
Yeah people still saying that using Linux requires 10010101 wizardry is outdated and pretty dumb but people never bother informing themselves and just prefer to be stuck inside a loop where everyone parrots everything everyone else says. Things like KDE are very usable without ever needing to open the terminal, everything has a GUI nowadays.
But sometimes it still throws you a curve ball when a driver suddenly starts acting up and if you don't know how to troubleshoot you're fucked. Also, some games are impossible to play (mainly those with certain anti cheats)

>>713764030
the cybertruck can actually be taken apart with your hands lol. it's literally just glued together. if you pull on the plates hard enough they just come off

>>713764440
If you installed any OS I'd guarantee you're smarter than most PC users who don't even know what a .zip file is and make no attempt to figure it out beyond just deciding it's broken. Just browse any tech help forum for a short time and you'll see people asking some of the most heinous types of questions and you'll quickly understand why people bitch about Linux being too hard to use.

>>713762430
Since everyone here seems to have a great affinity for the "eating shit" analogy, this would be the equivalent of not being able to leave the house without getting the shit bullied out of you by shit eaters. Yes, you probably don't lose sleep at night over shit eaters not respecting you but you won't be able to keep up that smug, "putting on sunglasses in the face of haters" facade when they just don't stop pointing and laughing at you at every given opportunity.

Didn't buy a Switch 2 or Mario Kart World for the record, just pointing out that it's not the gotcha you think it is and it can be applied to many of the on-going debates about other things on /v/ like save states.

>>713764873
>you won't be able to keep up that smug, "putting on sunglasses in the face of haters" facade when they just don't stop pointing and laughing at you at every given opportunity
Yes I will
They eat shit

>>713756928
>t. nintentranny who owns 1000 funko pops

>>713754859
fpbp /thread

>>713764873
I think it's a pretty solid argument to say that the switch is shit. Then list reasons with why it's shit then the only retorts you see are
>Oh you just can't afford it
>Stop telling me to not enjoy things
>Well I'm having fun
>Webm of mario bing bing wahoo bouncing in a car
It's a pretty reasonable thing to say "Hey those aren't grapes it's shit and I won't be spending $500 on it."

>>713759175
Why are millennials like this? Im having an estrogen overdose

>>713754758 (OP)
Some people just don't like fun.

>>713755082
ENTER

>>713764873
You’re not wrong, but at some point you have to ask if the shit eaters are really as loud as everyone says, or if people just keep dragging them into conversations as easy strawmen. It’s one thing to reject bad trends or hardware, and another entirely to frame your identity around being “above” the people who fell for it. Most of /v/ is just screaming about the same three things in a slightly different flavor every month. If you manage to dodge the slop, congrats, but I promise no one's handing out medals.

>>713754758 (OP)
The only thing I don't understand is why they released it now, before they had some new games to release with it besides Mario Kart. And in that light I don't understand why people are so eagerly snatching them up right away. Like, I could see myself picking one up in a year or so when there's a real line up, but what's the rush right now?

>>713767671
>are really as loud as everyone says, or if people just keep dragging them into conversations
my brother in christmas, read the OP. nobody asked him to make this thread. by all rights he should be playing mario kart or something right now.

>>713754758 (OP)
>I must project on 4chan and defend corporations selling overpriced and inferior hardware
your behavior is far worse

my only worry is that steam deck threads have completely disappeared once switch came out

>>713767980
'ick on the sw'iick doesn't have the same ring to it

Switch 2 deserves to bomb.

>>713754758 (OP)
>be chronically online
>mock everyone for being weird
>create discord group
>ask people to make you fetish art that's even worse than the ones you made fun of
it's always the hypocritical ones that tends to be more deranged

>>713770405
What, is this a fallenchungus thing

>>713754758 (OP)
>what causes this behavior in gaming?
It's called being a poorfag

>>713754859
Hi dad

>>713755082
>and Sonic is gonna beat Mario's ass again with Crossworld
You LOVE to see it!