what games are you playing with your kids?

>>713781647 (OP)
Cave explorer.

children should neither be seen, nor heard.

Im not worthy of love nor a family.
Also normalfags get out.

>>713781647 (OP)
Project Nortubel

I don't even have a girlfriend.

>>713781647 (OP)
Woah, that father is kinda silly!

>>713781980
No he isn't. The only reason to have kids is so when you die, you don't really die. So if your kids aren't literally you, then you have failed as a parent.

>>713782053
Either lurk moar or go home, tourist.

>>713781647 (OP)
I have no children but I love my nieces and nephew
2 nieces on my older sister's side always want to play shitty browser games but they liked it when I showed them how to play Grow Home or Mario Kart 64
My brother's daughter is like 7 years old but actually likes "scary" things and when she walked in on me playing Dusk she wanted to shoot things too
My nephew is still tiny but he likes to watch

>>713781647 (OP)
replace nerd culture shit with gay liberal shit and it'd be more accurate

>>713781647 (OP)
Worms W.M.D.

Do want to get him a few other games when he's older but most are single player.

>>713781647 (OP)
Honestly my wife's 5-year-old daughter is really annoying she always want to play my games on Steam and once destroyed my PC because I wouldn't let her play on it. It's better if they don't care about video games, really.

>>713781647 (OP)
Is this a form of huisheng?

>>713781647 (OP)
Hide the sausage

>>713782886
>wife's 5-year-old daughter
I'm not surprised she doesn't respect you.

>>713782053
Your children shouldn't be you—they should be better. Give them everything you learned and they will be grander than you ever could.

Not letting my child grow up with modern demonic media made in thirdie hives
Simple as

>>713782886
Is your wife's kid black perchance?

If you didn't play video games like this as a kid, you didn't have a proper childhood

>>713782053
>The only reason to have kids is so when you die, you don't really die.
I'm sure animals think like that too...

so a kids room should be a bland white room, with no toys,games, posters or anything that would upset some social commentary 'artist'
got it

>>713781647 (OP)
>nooooo you can't just share your interests with your kids to connect with them
I hope my kids don't grow up to be such insufferable little shits.

>>713783672
there's a difference between sharing interests and treating your kid like a piece of shit for not liking what you like
that will irreparably fuck up a child mentally

>>713781647 (OP)
really what he's saying is his boomer dad was an obnoxious manchild numale and even as a child he wasn't stupid enough to see the appeal
you'd never see someone making a comic like this about fishing, woodworking, bbqing, and firm handshakes

When I have a kid I won't let them play video games at all until they're 16, only read books or comics like Tintin or Asterix. Until then they should go outside and do sports or be part of some type of club and be a normalfag as much a possible so they don't turn out like me.

>>713783868
She's probably the type who wants to make her boyfriend drink her piss too

>>713781647 (OP)
>with your kids
nobody's having children here
this is not 1960, shitface
i can barely support myself yet other people
stop making these stupid threads you unbearable cunt

Kirby. We just finished the new 3d one. It's better than I expected. Going to set up an emulator for planet robobot tomorrow.

>>713783868
>Until then they should go outside and do sports or be part of some type of club and be a normalfag as much a possible
That's not going to happen if you only let them read fuckin tintin. They'll get bullied beyond belief.

>>713783416
I fucking wish that was me

>>713781647 (OP)
I hate the 80s nostalgia so much

>>713783981
where did you say she was from, again? just asking to know where to avoid haha

>>713783868
Oh my science, you will not game, OKAY??
>Yooo lowkey why you ain't play no games man?
>No cap my unc thinks it's bad
>*Zoomies nod their heads all chanting "frfr". Vowing to never play games ever again, swayed by the rhetoric that was displayed before them.*

>>713783868
>yellow fever
your kid is going to hate you too much for any of that lmao

>>713784021
I have a son.

>>713784021
you sound poor
have you tried being rich like normal people?

>>713781647 (OP)
All humans should be sterilized. Bringing a child into this world is selfish and cruel.

>>713784410
that's cool, i'll be sure to tell that to my son over dinner today

>>713784410
careful with the truthMIRVs like that

i hope to have a trans son

>>713781647 (OP)
>anon starts a greentext.jpg

>>713783868
tbf if that's a romantic couple, wiping the bottle is very silly.

>>713784410
*All indians should be sterilized. Bringing another street shitter into this world is selfish and cruel for the planet.

>>713781647 (OP)
This has to be some sort of projection but the angle is completely rediculous

>>713784410
The best thing you can do with your lifespan is to watch people you knew as kinda decent human beings when they were children becoming complete miserable wrecks in their 20s-30s. Shit's addictive. One truly must be a retard to have children.

>>713784621
kek

>>713784410
it's comments like this that make me think it was the correct thing to do to wipe out the cathars.

>>713781785
This expect when they're bouncing or bobbing up and down on my cock.

>>713783841
Yeah no comics cause they made a whole ass TV show about it

>>713781647 (OP)
I wouldn't let my kids touch Wokestar Wars with a 10 foot pole

>>713783868
will your kid also live in a plastic ball?

>>713782840
>WMD and not god tier Armageddon

>>713781647 (OP)
you really dont have to be that forceful. its extremely easy to generate your own interests into a child.

>>713783868
good luck with that unless your kid will be isolated at home

>>713783504
Animals are like whoa this new thing just fell out of me. But I get a feeling like being injected with heroin from caring for it

>>713781647 (OP)
Your kids kind of want to be you for the first 8-10 years or so and it's only if you're offputting or neglectful (which most parents are because they get burned out and bored during the toddler years) that they start looking elsewhere for a personality.
If you have a kid they're going to be looking at you playing videogames all wideeyed and want to play them with you. This comic was made by someone with no kids.

>>713785187
but bobby liked cooking and doing things with his dad. there is even an episode where he becomes a propane salesman. hank also tries to take interest in what bobby likes, even if he's too old and conservative to really understand it. king of the hill is nothing like OPs comic.

>>713781703
Interesting choice.