>game lets you fight without any armor and weapons

>>713782472 (OP)
Why’d they shave the dog?

>>713782541
It had mites

birds are not native to Earth

>>713782873
They're literally the humans of the dinosaur species.

>>713782472 (OP)
>game lets you fight without any armor and weapons
The entire Beat Em Up genre. Also in Cyberpunk, armor is a meme and unarmed is perfectly viable.
Finally, in Souls games, armor is a pathetic meme that makes you slow and you can use fist weapons if you want.

I fund it funny that many nimals have blue sikn underneath their fur, or feathers in this case.

>>713782541
>dog
that's a giraffe

>>713782873
they were the original inhabitants we're the aliens

>>713782873
>>713783328
what about octopuses?

>>713783454
octopi.

>>713783853
octochokeondeeznuts

>>713782472 (OP)
>Anitroon
Vamoose

>>713783454
>>713783853
Octopodes

>high level enemy can spawn in low level area

>>713784061
This website has caused you people permanent brain damage.

>>713782873
>>713783454
First MOLLUSK1, horrid thing inscrib’d with ink
Of cephalo sacs, and cephalic beaks,
Though for the noyse of Shells and Tent’cles thrash
Their spawn’s cries unheard, that past through water
To his grim Fossil. Him the AMMONITE
Swimming in OCEAN and her watry Seas,
In CORAL REEFS and in LAKES, to the stream
Through ESTUARIES. Nor content with such
Audacious neighbourhood, the widest fin
Of TIKTAALIK he led by land to brood
His Scions right against the Temple of Air
On that opprobrious Shore, and made his Grove
The pleasant mudflats of MARSHES, TIDEPOOLS thence,
What craven GNOSTIC call’d a Type of Hell.

Next TADPOLE, th’ obscene dread of FROGS Sons,
From QUAGMIRE to SWAMP, and the wild
Of Southmost EVERGLADE; in MORASS MARSH
And PEATY BOG, MUSKEGS Realm, beyond
The soupy Mire of WETLANDS clad with Vines,
And FOREST FLOORS to th’ BILLABONG Pool.
HYLA his other Name, when he entic’d
A MATE in HEAT on their leap from LILY
To do him wanton rites, which cost them songs.
Yet thence his lustful Orgies he ribbits
Even to that Shore of scandal, by the Den
Of MOLLUSK growing smarter, gardening;
Till good CROCODILE drove them thence to Hell.
With these came they, who from the bordring flood
Of old SPAWNING GROUND to the BROOK that parts
SEMI- from AQUATIC ground, had general Names
Of FISH and AMPHIBIAN, those gill’d,
These ‘Phibian.

And STARFISH when they please
Can either Sex assume, or both; so coarse
And inflexile is their Biology,
Ti’d and manacl’d without joynt or spine,
Founded on the brittle strength of calcite,
Like ‘hesive flesh; but in what shape they choose
Five-armed, or fifteen’d, bright or camouflaged,
Can execute their stellar mimicry,
And works of sticking or bottom-feeding.

>>713784897
For those the Race of REPTILE oft forsook
The diet of plants, and unfrequented scorn’d
Her ferny bounty, bowing lowly down
To sniff out RATS; for which their heads as low
Bow’d down in THICKETS, sunk before the Tooth
Of despicable foes. With these in troop
Came TYRANNOSAUR, whom the RAPTORS call’d
REX, King of DINO, with minuscule arms;
To whose absurd Image daily by SUN
MAMMALIAN Virgins paid their Jokes and Laughs,
In TREETOPS also not unsung, where stood
Avian kin on th’ pterrible MOUNTAIN, built
By that uxorious WIND, whose heart though large,
Beguil’d by fair XANTHOUS PLANETESS, fell
To Compounds wet.

RODENT came next behind,
Whose annual sprawl in GRASSY PLAINS after
The JUNGLE cold-bloods lament their own fate
In mass extinction all a Summers day,
While smooth SERPENTINE from his native Rock
Slither’d back to the Sea, suppos’d with blood
Of RODENT yearly spreading: the Growth-tale
Infected AVIAN daughters with like heat,
Whose survival instincts in the sacred Perch
TYRANNO saw, when by the Feathers led
His eye survay’d the dark Evolution
Of wingèd PTERODACTYL.

Next came one
Who crow’d in earnest, when the Climate Change
Maim’d his brute Image, unused arms lopt off
In his own Placenta, within yolked egg,
Where he sized down, and sham’d his Ancestors:
BIRD his Name, Sky Monster, upward flying
And downward Feeds: yet had his Nestle high
Rear’d in TREE BRANCHES, dreaded through the Webs
Of ARACHNIDS, in MOUNDS and ROTTING LOGS,
And INSECT HIVES and WORM-HILLS frontier bounds.

Him follow’d LIZARD, whose delightful Seat
Was fair ARID SANDS, on the sunny Rocks
Of DESERT and OASIS, lucid streams.
He also against the house of REX was shrunk:
A Tyrant once he lost and gain’d a Niche,
SNAKE his limbless Conquerour, whom he hide from
In the crags to disparage and starve-out
For one of SCAVENGER mode, whereon to earn
His odious suppers, and adore the BUGS
Whom he had vanquisht.

>>713784936
After these appear’d
A crew who under Names of new Renown,
UNGULATE, FELIS, CANIS and their Train
With monstrous shapes and body-hairs abus’d
Fanatic FORESTS and her Wilds, to seek
Thir wandring Furs disguis’d in cuteish forms
Rather then upright. Nor did the FISH scape
Th’ infection when their borrow’d Fins compos’d
The Calf in OCEAN: and the Rebel Beast
Doubl’d that sin on BEACHES and in STREAMS,
Lik’ning his Offspring to the Finned Reptile,
ICHTHYOSAUR, who in one Night when pass’d
From SEA-SHORE crawling, equal’d with one splash
Both her first born and all her pescy Chums.

PRIMATE came last, then whom a Spirit more lewd
Rose not from MAMMAL, or more gross to love
Vice for it self: To him no Airway bade
Or Seafloor breath’d; yet who more oft then hee
In Airways and at Seafloors, when the Limbs
Turn Dexterous, as did CHRIROPT’S Sons, who fill’d
With hair and snout the house of OURANOS.
In WEALDS and WOODLANDS he also Reigns
And in luxurious GROTTOES, where the noyse
Of riot echoes within thir deepst Caverns,
And injury and outrage: And when SUN
Lightens the Plains, then wander forth the Sons
Of PRIMATE, flown with sapience and thumbs.
Witness the Plains of GRASSLAND, and that night
In COMMUNE, when hospitable Neighbours
Yielded thir Sleep to prevent predation.

>>713784990
These were the prime in order and in might;
The rest were long to tell, though far renown’d,
Th’ SIMIAN Forms, of MONKEYS Issue held
Men, yet confest later then FISH and FROGS
Thir boasted Parents; CATARRH Reas’ns first born
With his enormous brood, and birthright seis’d
By young PONGO, he from mightier HOMO
His own and GIBBON’S Son like measure found;
So HOMO usurping reign’d: these first in STEPPE
And PASTURE known, thence on the Grassy top
Of warm SAVANNA rul’d the flatland Air
Thir highest Heav’n; or on the ALPINE Cliff,
Or in PALISADES, and through all the bounds
Of TUNDRAL Land; or who with PONGO old
Fled over DESERT to th’ BOSCAGE tangle,
And ore INTREPID roam’d the utmost Isles.

>>713784990
Never knew Ye Olde Darwinian poetry could be so emo.

>>713784670
How many people actually get hurt by these things every year? They never seem very aggressive.

>>713785087
it's a parody of a section of Paradise lost with all the names of demons/pagan gods replaced with animal and cities replaces with environments

>>713782541
it has cancer :(

>>713783454
Just mutant clams

>>713785175
One thing you will notice if you look for it is a lot of things australians say about australia is bullshit to make them seem tougher.

>>713784670
Getting attacked by these birds is like hitting concrete

>>713782472 (OP)

>>713786439
humans do be like that sometimes

>>713786439
He fast!!!

>>713785175
I've never seen a cassowary attack in the news. The news jumps on any chance to mention dingo/crocodile/shark attacks so I think they would report on it if it happened.

>>713784052
This is the same language that added an "s" to "iland" because they thought it was a Latin word.

>>713785175
There's been 150 documented attacks in the past century.

>>713782873
Well yeah they're native to Air

>>713786325
LMAO

>enemies can ring you out

>>713786029
no its to keep you mutts out of the country.

Birds aren't real, dumbass

>>713787278
This is another aussie myth to make their "modern barbarian" thing hold up

>performing an emote next to an NPC triggers a response emote