>Almost up for two days
>not even 600k views
Oof.

>>713791451 (OP)
I refuse to watch him until he gets a hair transplant.

>>713791451 (OP)
WHERE DID HIS HAIR GO?

>>713791451 (OP)
>not even 600k.
>image clearly shows it's 658k
???

>>713791451 (OP)
>e-celeb thread
an asmongold thread died for this

>>713791451 (OP)
Didn't he already play/review Metroid? Also wasn't his whole shtick that he reviews bad games?

>>713791451 (OP)
Checked it.
>659 views
It's gained a 1000 views since OP posted this bait. James has been shit since his big rigs review that was his last good one, but he always gets a million views per episode even for that anime mobile game one that truthers reeling.

>Filtered by Ocarins
>Filtered by Ecco the Dolphin
>Filtered by Metroid
It's sad how much James has destroyed his reputation over these last few years.

idk i watch the old episodes because they contain more soul

>>713791451 (OP)
Your pic literally shows 658k views. Can OP not into numbers?

>>713791809
Ecco the Dolphin was a trash game to be honest.

truthers? won
bimmy? dead and forgotten.

>>713791802
>but he always gets a million views per episode even for that anime mobile game one that truthers reeling.
That one doesn't even have a million views after over a year.

>>713791451 (OP)
this thread is sponsored by NordVPN and ONIONS

>>713791451 (OP)
>disgusting hearline making you wish he only commented on a video game footage only
>forced laughter and anger
>we moved from jokes about James threateaning to kill Jessica Rabbit to fucking dad jokes and puns
You can feel and hear the absence of Mike Matei in his videos, even if it improved from the 3 Fat Stooges era of videos, but James alone is just cringe

>>713791937
It'll hit a million views. He will infer that he has financial problems and the "simply watching the videos helps out". Mark my words.

>>713791962
>>713791961
Excellent keks fellow cinemassacre truthers.

>>713791706
ass overgrowth

he doesn't say anything interesting about the games at all, just a summary....avgn is over bros

>>713791774
the first game is bad

>>713791451 (OP)
This is just a compilation, right?

he wasn't even angry bros... it's over

>"oh yeah btw if you dont have anything nice to say don't say it..."

>>713791451 (OP)
i have never watched a single video of this dude

>>713791756
Don't bully the speds, man.

Mike, I'm sorry I made fun of your giant 20 incher and Loco Bandido... Please come back...

>>713792351
He's been back for years.

i only recently watched some board james episodes after having stopped watching that avgn garbage he keeps shitting out and i have to say board james is pretty fun

what happened to all his friends? they seem all gone

Cinemassacre truth trannies convinced me James and screenwave are still based if it's making them that upset just by existing.

>>713792456
Very believable post, trooner.

>>713792508
That he had to explain to them that he was a retard is a wound they will never recover from(well another one).

>>713792164
No, it's not. Children were able to beat it in the 80s. It's a perfectly legitimate challenge with a great atmosphere.

>>713792613
>Children were able to beat it in the 80s.
children were able to beat you in the 80s doesn't mean you were a good game

>>713792508
this
truthers will die unloved

>>713792508
this
hes owning them by bleeding views

>>713792508
this so much this

>>713791451 (OP)
ANN/AVGN was some top tier stuff back in the early days, but it's definitely a product of early internet/youtube and the format just doesn't have the same entertainment value almost 20 years later.
Old vids are still gold.

>>713791451 (OP)
It's one of his better videos in a long time

I agree that Metroid isn't as enjoyable to play anymore as early Castlevanias

>>713791451 (OP)
This guy was great in 2009, not so much now.

>>713792613
>>713792640
children back then were built different, rather sus on ohio fr no cap

Oh look, a schizo thread

He's getting more views than Doug does on average.

>>713792845
doug's vids don't even make 1/4 of james' views

>>713792845
The Nostalgic Man still lives? I thought he was ill for NO PARTICULAR REASON and not long or this world?

>>713791648
>I refuse to watch him until he gets a hair transplant.
i bet you like bolt-on tits too

how did the glitch gremlin pull such a hot piece of ass?

>>713792743
>I agree that Metroid isn't as enjoyable to play anymore as early Castlevanias
Because you're soft.

Metroid 1 confirmed retard filter.

>>713791451 (OP)
He's still making a livining talking about video games while im stuck in a souless corporate job that i hate and make just enough to survive but never thrive

>>713793038
by being a normal human being and socializing with said hot piece of ass? try it anon, you might end up with one too. I root for your success

>>713793153
anons are too angry irl

>>713791451 (OP)
You do realize this is what is called evergreen content. It's not time sensitive and 658k, in less than 48 hours, for a video game essay is not bad at all.

>>713791451 (OP)
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT MAKE GAME DIFFICULT WITHOUT MAPS AND ARROW POINTING RIGHT DIRECTION
This is why we have movie games now every week

HEY YOU

>>713793207
They know. They're just stuck in a loop.

>>713792870
I'm curious what are the international view count on james videos
I'm sure like half of em are like from brazil or eastern europe or some shit, where nes clones were huge

>>713793421
he has a lot of fans in japan

>>713793227
This is what makes all Metroid 1 games feel so shallow to me. They're always complaining that the maze game doesn't tell them where to go.

>>713793207
>658k, in less than 48 hours, for a video game essay is not bad at all
It is when he used to get twice that many views in half the time.

>>713793227
This is what makes all Metroid 1 critiqurs feel so shallow to me. They're always complaining that the maze game doesn't tell them where to go.

>>713791451 (OP)
Be cool if he played Undertale or Half Life at some point?

>>713793618
NTA but for someone who's been on YouTube for almost 20 years it's pretty good.

>>713791451 (OP)
Let me guess
>WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>ASS
>FUCKLOAD OF SHIT
>Sips beer

>>713793227
This is what makes all Metroid 1 critiques feel so shallow to me. They're always complaining that the maze game doesn't tell them where to go.

>>713793762
i wish

>>713793762
>BECAUSE I LIKE YOU A LOT

>>713791451 (OP)
>35 minutes
Damn son, in the year 2025? Shit should at least be 6 hours long

>>713794009
>6 hours long
that's the slowed and reverbed version

Here's a better video on why Metroid 1 is a great game.
https://youtu.be/hbiIPnxY0ak?si=s1a5tZorcNXAaxyk

>>713793687
I really want to see him play System shock 1, but since he doesn't even play the games he reviews, fat chance

>>713794153
samus with green hair is just adorable

>>713792845
That's because there's a new NC every week while AVGN is rare.

>>713791648
He hasn't had hair for 20 years.

>>713791451 (OP)
Aside from his hair he's aging really well