Thread 713803832 - /v/ [Archived: 842 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:33:57 PM No.713803832
Lies of P
Lies of P
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How can a puppet become a real boy?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:48:28 PM No.713804891
>>713803832 (OP)
By lying.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:01:13 PM No.713805770
By enhancing his P organ.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:11:12 PM No.713806540
By cutting its strings
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:11:50 PM No.713806574
>>713803832 (OP)
By being a living being unbound by anything forcing free will out of it. Whether its made out of organic or synthetic material doesn't matter at that point.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:17:06 PM No.713806917
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Thanks for making this thread because I want to say loud and clear FUCK THIS FUCKING FAGGOT ASS BITCH AND HER FUCKING HAMMER AND ELDEN RING MOVESET MY FUCKING HANDS ARE TREMBLING FROM ANGER
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:19:15 PM No.713807069
>>713806917
hue
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:25:28 PM No.713807445
>>713806917
Staminashit will never be good.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:27:04 PM No.713807556
>>713806917
Is this a dlc boss? I don't recognise it
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:27:55 PM No.713807612
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>>713803832 (OP)
Let a dogfish suck it, I guess.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:29:19 PM No.713807702
>>713807556
Yes, one of those "stalker/sweeper" bosses, so a human with a weapon and a mask
Its a very entertaining fight, she has a massive 2 handed hammer with a furnace inside it for fire dmg and an exhaust so she can use it to propel herself.
She also has a super sneaky shoulder check in the middle of one of her combos that hit me 100% of the times she did it
DLC was all fantastic, you should pick it up if you enjoyed the base game.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:31:26 PM No.713807842
>>713806917
beat her when I used perfect guard stone
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:34:54 PM No.713808089
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BITCH
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:40:42 PM No.713808474
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>>713806917
FUCKING LORD I was about to turn the difficulty down and be a bitch,no boss has given me this much trouble,it felt like fighting 2 nameless puppets.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:59:41 PM No.713809770
Do I need to compete the DLC to unlock the bosses in boss rush?Am playing 1.8.0 version and heard the later updates completely nerfed everything difficulty wise
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:01:15 PM No.713809865
I eat ass on the first date
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:03:44 PM No.713810031
>>713803832 (OP)
by getting paizuri by big blue women
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:05:02 PM No.713810121
The actual answer is that when people die their "soul" or whatever you want to call it becomes ergo. You can put that ergo in a puppet to make it "live" and operate, but only P was able to become the person he once was.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:08:26 PM No.713810363
>>713810121
What exactly is the lore reason of why P is missing his left arm and has prosthetics instead?Is it related to the whole arm of God thing?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:12:03 PM No.713810606
>>713810363
I don't think it's actually explained. Could just be because he's a puppet and Geppetto thought it would be useful, since we know puppet strings are a stalker tool it could be a reference to how Carlos looked up to the legendary stalker.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:17:40 PM No.713811014
>>713810363
I think Geppetto simply wanted him to be very strong without turning him into a dedicated combat puppet like Nameless Puppet who could only feel hatred.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:22:18 PM No.713811386
The only thing that's kind of weird about the story to me, unless I missed something, is that you have two different villains both trying to destroy the city/become gods/whatever but both are unrelated to each other? Like Geppetto and Simon Manus both had these huge city destroying plans that had nothing to do with each other and just happen to occur at the same time?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:29:34 PM No.713811986
>>713811386
No, Geppetto is actually an ex-alchemist, and previously he worked together with both Manus and the previous leader. He just developed and carried out his own agenda.
He makes his first move by stealing the hand of god, you can see him doing it in the very first trailer for the game.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:34:22 PM No.713812324
>>713808089
Is that the #1 political streamer, Asmongold?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:38:25 PM No.713812630
>>713811986
Right, so they know each other but as for the actual events of the game it just feels like two separate plots happening at the same time.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:39:58 PM No.713812750
>>713812630
Yeah, he basically uses the confusion and chaos from the puppet frenzy to make his move while carrying a weapon of mass destruction in his suitcase.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:43:33 PM No.713813016
>>713811386
Geppetto has no real interest in becoming god, to my knowledge. He just wants to bring Carlo back.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:45:27 PM No.713813140
>>713803832 (OP)
Wishes.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:48:16 PM No.713813352
>>713813016
And he's willing to destroy an entire city and everyone in it to get that.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:50:41 PM No.713813523
>>713813352
Carlo a qt
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:12:00 PM No.713815231
>>713810363
Geppetto played too much Sekiro
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:21:44 PM No.713816067
>>713815231
Explains why he's retarded then.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:32:03 PM No.713816963
>boss rush difficulty 5
>one mistake and your run is done
Yeah this is just cock and balls torture, fuck this
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:53:33 PM No.713818742
>>713816963
I have a max level character (100 in every stat) with the best gear and P-organ allocation and some of the bosses in difficulty 5 still two shot me from full health (mainly looking at Overseer, he hits way harder than he has any right to)
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:55:37 PM No.713818914
>>713803832 (OP)
He is "human" as in he learns what emotions and feelings are, and get to experience them. His body is still very much a machine.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:58:02 PM No.713819098
>>713806917
>Subtitles
É verdade que as brasileiras amam anal?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:04:11 PM No.713819608
>>713809770
No you need to complete the game
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:04:19 PM No.713819625
>>713803832 (OP)
boring mmo grinding game in a soulskin. shitty combat. story is bullshit.
Replies: >>713819890
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:07:01 PM No.713819890
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>>713819625
>grinding game
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:09:37 PM No.713820106
Perfection_Grindstone
Perfection_Grindstone
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>>713819890
he's right
grindstones are big part of the game
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:23:31 PM No.713821243
*ahem*
Arlecchino Cappucino
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:43:50 PM No.713822824
>>713819098
people online will nitpick literally anything to insult you huh?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:44:51 PM No.713822897
>>713819608
I did,the boss rush does not include the DLC bosses
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:51:36 PM No.713823471
>>713822897
Oh okay