Thread 713809551

He's so heckin quirky xD

This is why he will never be accepted in Hollywood

>hollywood can't accept soul
Yeah, it's why western media is so trashy and looked down on across every board on this site.

>>713809658
>being a quirky chungus and a parasocial eceleb orbiter = soul

Forced campy.

>>713809609
Hollywood is bunch of pedos. There is literally 0 culture left in USA. Everything was replaced with money

>>713809551 (OP)
theres something just so off and weird about this

>>713809551 (OP)
>that makes him peko uncontrollably
What does that mean in human language?

>>713809884
Le quirky auteur.

>>713809551 (OP)
>two no name C and D list celebs fighting eachother with le funny hat over pizza
this is peak spectacle in america

>>713809609
he literally has more friends in hollywood than any director wannabes like david cage and neil

why do you people hate fun

Who gives a shit. the gameplay is very satisfying. cutscene and story fags need to kill themselves.

>>713810126
Woah, Norman is more of a F lister fighting a B lister.

>>713809551 (OP)
Anyone who buys this game is outting themselves as a tranny. Unacceptable to stick vtubers in any mainstream media. YWNBAW

Well my fucking bad for wanting a hard hitting, mystical story with esoteric themes instead of Quirk Chungus bullshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2nuHEGhwiw

>>713809901
It doesn't

>>713809551 (OP)
>this is supposed to win the game awards

>>713810145
>literal whos

>>713810419
>My bad for being trans
Yeah, it is.

I can't believe gamers rejected the last of us part 2 , a masterpiece that genuinely gives an argument of video games being a respected medium of literature for this piece of kojima crap

>This might be Kojima's best GAME, his magnum opus!!
>Cutscene
>Cutscene
>Cutscene
>Cutscene
Gameplay?

>>713810419
Through the rumors-leaks-trailer-release of Death Stranding I went through an entire cycle of grief. I was so fucking hyped but Kojima must not have access to yes men at any point.

>>713809551 (OP)
UGHHHHHHHHHHH CINEMAAAAAAAA

>>713809871
>Hollywood is the entirety of the US
Man, I guess that means you third worlders have even less culture then, huh?

>>713809551 (OP)
I didn't play the first one but I'm gonna buy the second unironically because Pekora's in it

>>713810902
See this shit, this is why this sucks

>>713809871
>Everything was replaced with money
We laid our culture, identity and souls at the feet of the idol of endless consumerism and a capitalist system that benefits exclusively the elites. And if you say anything against it you're either a Nazi or Commie, depending on which flavor of insane statist retard you're talking to.

>>713810902
>I am a cancerous tumor on gaming
We know.
Kill yourself by the way.

I believe Pekora is part of the main story line, so it's completely unavoidable. Shows a lack of respect for your own work when you take a fat dump on it just for the memes or your unwelcome obsession.

>>713809551 (OP)
Le heckin’ chungus.

>>713810996
>I believe Pekora is part of the main story line, so it's completely unavoidable.
This will age so fucking poorly Jesus Christ.
Imagine having a My Little Pony main quest in your game from 2012.

>>713810902
Based

Is this what Peter meant by insisting upon oneself?

>makes him peko uncontrollably
What the fuck does this mean? I'm glad Japanese David Cage isn't actually respected. Can you imagine if embarrassing slop like this won any awards, outside of most LGTV fanbase? Thankfully it won't.

>>713809551 (OP)
This is good. Kojima just remembered that games should be fun
Naughty Dog should put Pekora as the ship navigator in Intergalactic

>vedditors are now seething at Oshii
LMFAO these trannies believe in nothing.

>>713811081
Not just ages, it's already huge turn off for any normal person, breaks immersion to the point of not wanting to play this shit anymore

>>713811521
>Kojima is being MGS4 Kojima
ftfy

>>713811572
No. Kojima. His entire career has always been like this

>>713811505
>it's already huge turn off for any normal person
It is for me. I can't take your story, conflicts or characters seriously if you do this shit.
I disliked the idol stuff in Peacewalker but I didn't care for the game much in general, this is worse.

>>713809871
>Hollywood is bunch of pedos
So? So is 4chan. You can't just browse here while pretending to really care about pedophiles at the same time.

>>713809609
stupid cat
that's corn
cats weren't made to eat corn
dumb cat

>>713812116

TFW I'll never carry a crazy goblin cat on a stick of corn :(

>>713809609
based corn enjoyer

>>713811081
>Imagine having a My Little Pony main quest in your game from 2012.

Borderlands?

>>713812116
corn smells like grass so it triggers cat grass obsession

>>713810842
This, hollywood is not their culture anons, you forgot about blacks? Now that's their culture, hell, their kids even speak like them now

>>713809551 (OP)
>the hat mind controls you into a simp
There's a message here people are missing or there would be if Kojima wasn't the words biggest simp.

>>713810902
>I'm going to buy it
You won't. You've never played a video game in your life.

>>713810947
Save your money instead of buying shit and only talk to other people that also don't like trading other people for things? Or are you just saying you think all resources and control over all material things should be done by a select worthy few in the government?