Explain why anyone should leave the Nintendo "cult" now that fans have everything they could possibly want from a console in the Switch 2. Seriously, what is there for a Nintendo fan to envy or covet?

-you're in a gaming sesh and she states that zelda 2 is her favourite zelda game. What do you do?

>>713810939
Compliment her on her good taste

>>713810293 (OP)
you wanted a 30 fps lcd from the year 2004 in your latest $500 nintendo console? i know its a big upgrade from the cardboard but damn.

>>713811169
>30 fps lcd
You don't even know what metric you're complaining about

Anyone know how she looks now? Did she get bigger implants?

>>713811225
i do, the performance is so bad it is equivalent to playing 30 fps in every game. you dont know anything about this but i do.

>>713810293 (OP)
Such a fun E3.

>tendies with switch 1 @480p30
>graphics don’t matter
>tendies with switch 2 @720p60 with ghosting and a single game that has fallen to the mid 80s for reviews
>this console is literally perfect

>>713812035
Pretty wild that this E3 had two things going on right before. The Orlando gay club shooting, which is why their wearing those pins (and probably a catalyst for why gay pride faggotry became so prevalent), and I remember watching the E3 demos while on a business trip. God such ass timing.

>>713810293 (OP)
Her face looks really demonic

>>713810293 (OP)
It's a cult even more low IQ than American political cults.

theyre not even that big

>>713812035
Based hawksonss08, he's absolutely right, the other girl was cuter

>>713810293 (OP)
You mocked the ps4 for over a decade for having a single game at launch but now it's okay because Nintendo did it

>>713812316
>47% have attempted suicide
at what percentage are the successful ones?

>>713812367
so one thing was the orlando shooting, and the other was your business trip?

>>713812692
Shockingly, 0% of people who answered the survey reported successful suicide attempts.

>>713812692
they declined to comment

>>713810293 (OP)
Milk

>>713812785
Forgot to say what the second thing is cause I was driving

>>713810293 (OP)
Calling yourself a "fan" of [corporation] is pretty fucking grim, anon.

>>713813210
>>713813210
How is it any different than being a fan in general?

>>713810293 (OP)
>fans have everything they could possibly want
What a gaynigger b8 thread