Thread 713819705 - /v/ [Archived: 739 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:05:09 PM No.713819705
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>Filtered by Ocarina of Time
>Filtered by Ecco the Dolphin
>Filtered by Metroid
Turns out he was the one who sucks ass.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:08:21 PM No.713820006
>Filtered by Ecco the Dolphin
>Filtered by Metroid
most people are "le filtered" by these games, anon
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:10:34 PM No.713820186
>>713819705 (OP)
why do you care so much about what games a youtuber likes?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:11:25 PM No.713820265
>>713820006
>the plebs don't get them
Okay? That's what filters are for.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:11:47 PM No.713820292
>>713819705 (OP)
>Filtered
ur dumb
and brown
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:12:01 PM No.713820309
>>713819705 (OP)
he got filtered by Majora's Mask too
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:13:26 PM No.713820432
>>713819705 (OP)
Metroid NES sucks. Castlevania Draculas Curse is also hot garbage. Actually, most NES is unplayable crap. Yes, you should use save states and you did beat the game, Mike Matei is a fag
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:14:11 PM No.713820506
>>713819705 (OP)
He's legit retarded anon. Like, rode the short bus and had a violent autistic meltdown in school, retarded.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:14:35 PM No.713820534
The first Metroid was actually bad though. The franchise just redeemed itself super hard.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:14:35 PM No.713820535
>>713819705 (OP)
>Filtered by Metroid
But he beat the game?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:15:19 PM No.713820605
>filtered
He's just making a joke about the parts that everyone finds annoying or annoying/funny things that happen to him. These aren't meant to argue that the games are bad, he's just angrily reviewing it.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:15:48 PM No.713820649
>>713820432
I'll be glad when you zoomer retards get drafted to die for Israel.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:16:49 PM No.713820740
>>713820534
The first Metroid is great.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:16:50 PM No.713820746
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I also love e-celebs, I'm watching Serenade now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqsFeAEyKVA
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:17:29 PM No.713820798
>>713820506
Didn't we all?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:18:30 PM No.713820881
>>713820605
Dude what the fuck, are you running around malls telling the kids thats not Santa too?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:25:06 PM No.713821385
>>713819705 (OP)
I noticed a lot of these tubers that grew up with the NES and SNES get filtered by the N64
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:27:07 PM No.713821532
>>713820605
I agree with you on the first game, but he complains about the controls in Metroid II and they're pretty tight.
Granted I didn't play the game on original hardware, so maybe the buttons on an ancient gameboy do make the controls worse.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:28:25 PM No.713821651
>>713819705 (OP)
>watching other people play fucking video games
You couldnt possibly be any more of a faggot, fuck off
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:29:17 PM No.713821725
>>713821385
This is true of Arin Hanson for sure
But I also kinda think he's right.
Controls for a 3D game will never be as tight or as accurate as the controls in original NES/SNES games.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:29:28 PM No.713821737
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>>713820746
I take it back, OP is second place compared to this faggot jesus christ
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:31:54 PM No.713821923
>>713820746
I can watch Japanese Anime girls playing classic FF games? Maybe the future isn't all that bad
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:34:27 PM No.713822119
>>713819705 (OP)
He's right about NEStroid though, even if he's shit at it. He's wrong about Metroid II though, I don't know how you get lost in the most linear map in the 2D games.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:36:12 PM No.713822262
>>713821737
she cute
>>713821923
I think the "cute japanese girl plays retro games" has been a pretty popular trend for a while now
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:40:28 PM No.713822575
>>713819705 (OP)
He disapointed me for not showing the engage ridley motherfucker password on Metroid 1 and destroying the full game with the code.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:42:07 PM No.713822689
>>713820506
Sodium? In water???? Isn't that salt? I don't wanna drink water that makes me THIRSTY
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:42:43 PM No.713822743
>>713820649
you'll go with them
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:42:48 PM No.713822747
>>713820432
Metroid NES is good but just not amazing as the other big hitters like Zelda and Mario. It was pretty advanced for having one big seamless world that felt good to run in.

Problems are the pass code system and no map. Fix those and the game becomes great.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:43:11 PM No.713822780
>>713821923
It's a man pretending to be an anime girl but close enough
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:43:55 PM No.713822835
>>713822780
you wish
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:45:10 PM No.713822926
>>713822780
It gets better, hon.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:46:43 PM No.713823051
>>713822926
I'm 37, I don't think it will
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:48:22 PM No.713823171
>>713823051
you're trying to transition at 37? that's rough
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:48:47 PM No.713823208
>>713819705 (OP)
He's based for being an older person who acknowledges Super for being better than 1 and 2.

I really can't stand boomers who pretend that not having a map is some genius game design decision and not a technical limitation.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:49:34 PM No.713823279
>>713822689
I mean, Dasani has literal salt in it and is just the worst water in existence overall, which is what AVGN was complaining about.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:10:56 PM No.713824919
>>713823279
I had some yesterday gotta agree, it tasted oddly sour like how do you fuck up water so badly?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:28:05 PM No.713826348
>>713821385
I understand. I went on a retro binge recently and played a lot of old games from NES onward. Crossing the barrier to early 3D is rough.

>graphics look like garbage even compared to primitive 2D
>choppy framerates
>lots of games started putting in slow starts and unskippable tutorials and cutscenes
>horrendous controls and cameras which are all different

A lot of those games felt like they aged worse than the NES slop.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:29:52 PM No.713826489
What are his dumb metroid opinions?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:31:06 PM No.713826592
>>713826489
The first game is rough, 2 is a huge improvement, and Super is the GOAT. Pretty standard opinions desu
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:34:47 PM No.713826867
>>713819705 (OP)
I understand his criticisms of Metroid but as someone who has played the first game like 3 times a lot of it comes down to skill issue. The 30 energy respawn sucks but imagine actually dying to Ridley or Kraid.