Thread 713819980 - /v/ [Archived: 803 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:08:01 PM No.713819980
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This game is fucking awful
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:13:31 PM No.713820441
its middling in quality
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:13:34 PM No.713820445
>Retard can't handle a non-infected horizontal camera
many such cases
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:13:56 PM No.713820482
Elaborate. I've never played.
Replies: >>713820610 >>713821259 >>713822014
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:15:22 PM No.713820610
>>713820482
Sailing sucks
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:15:29 PM No.713820615
>>713819980 (OP)
>not HD
Wii U chads keep winning
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:15:35 PM No.713820628
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PH > WW
Search your feelings, you know it to be true
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:16:48 PM No.713820738
>>713820615
>HDemake
lmfao
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:18:07 PM No.713820847
>>713820628
>touch controls
nah
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:23:46 PM No.713821259
>>713820482
It doesn't lean into what it does well enough and has shit QoL. Combat would be interesting/good except there's relatively low enemy variety and no danger ever. Everything basically does a quarter hit of heart. They do a good job of having different utilizations for different items and yet you never use them.

Puzzles or knowing what you want to do is generally pretty straightforward, but doing it is just slower than other Zelda titles. The grapple is slower than the hookshot, playing a song is slower, changing the wind direction is slow, etc. The game does not trust you well enough to figure out puzzles so it constantly directs you to solutions. You are railroaded into certain islands for the majority of the game. It severely limits your picture-taking ability if you did want to get all of the figurines. There are some relatively long stealth sections which are tedious upon replay. It is painfully unfinished and it does not do a good job of hiding it, with certain items that would certainly have been dungeon ones previously just being given to you. Pacing is terrible due to how the game gives you information, wallet sizes, etc.

All of that said, it is a very soulful game in other aspects. It has pretty good music, embraces its own design choices instead of recycling previous designs, and they succeeded in Link being very expressive. It just is riddled with "why the fuck Nintendo?" moments.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:27:56 PM No.713821597
>>713820628
Oh fuck you right in the eye, baiting beyond all normal rationality
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:29:48 PM No.713821758
The amount of sad contrarian revisionism that Gamecubesnoys force onto the Zelda fanbase every single day is laughable delusional. No pre-BoTW Zelda is genuinely worth playing in the current year.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:31:12 PM No.713821858
>>713821758
and no post botw zelda is worth playing either
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:32:13 PM No.713821948
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>and no post botw zelda is worth playing either
If you're a bitter OOTsnoy maybe
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:33:14 PM No.713822014
>>713820482
1 island per square on the grid map and all of them being boring outside of the games 4 dungeons makes the entire feeling of adventure disappear.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:33:59 PM No.713822073
>>713821948
OOT is just as bad as BOTW you fucking retard
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:05:15 PM No.713824447
>>713819980 (OP)
I can see how it would filter people with low attention spans (pretty much everyone after social media blew up)
The triforce hunt does suck though, horrible padding