surely, this was a good purchase

>>713842967 (OP)
It's not as bad as you think. Not great, not really bad. Just kind of alright.

>>713843056
isn't it "press O to win"?

very mid

>>713843187
Pretty much, yeah. Very basic game. The only grating parts are getting hit removes a costume so you'll have to go back and get it if you don't have another stored.

>>713842967 (OP)
The creator of this game was imprisoned in the hyperbolic time chamber.

>>713843593
what happened to him?

there are dozens of better platformers (new and old, popular and obscure) you could have played instead of this. and the game isn't even funny as a meme, it's just dull. $6 is still too much for it. it's not worth it at $0.

I miss balanposting

>>713843868
Insider trading and forced to be revealed to be Inafune-tier Con Dev that piggybacked off more talented team members for his entire career

>>713845743
It was truly our cringe kino
And it was beautiful

>>713843868
He was BETRAYED and TRAPPED by Japanese authorities

>>713845892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn5kbq53M2w

>>713845923
did the yakuza get him?

yaka knew the game was unfinished and blames arzest and square for going ahead with release

>>713845852
did ((they)) get him?

>>713847029
Nah, it's safe to say that Naka got what was coming to him. Yu Suzuki chads stay winning

>>713843187
You can press square instead of you want.

join the fight.

>>713842967 (OP)
Did you get to the rape scene yet?

>>713842967 (OP)
Look forward to characters doing mocap dances, all of them in sync with each other.

>>713843187
let me guess, you need more

>>713850509
The Dark Souls of pressing the circle button

>>713845852
>that one article about how yuji naka started talking in japanese in front of a bunch of sega of american employees about which ones they were gonna fire and which they were gonna keep like no one in the room knew how to speak japanese
>except one guy fucking did and made sure the rest of the team got informed
He's always been a fucking asshole.