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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:27:11 AM No.713848847
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I just reached Corel and god damn this game is a boring mess. No one has anything interesting to say, the plot barely moves, the actual dialogue is the most poorly-written shounen tier shit I've heard in my life and the fucking stagger combat is worse than anything other RPG combat I've ever played. Have I been tricked into playing this game over the world's sadest swim suits or is the rest of the game fanatastic?
I'm considering dropping it and getting a refund.

I don't care if you spoil it, at this rate I'm not buying the third entry anyway.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:27:43 AM No.713848876
>>713848847 (OP)
>Have I been tricked
You have fallen prey to a shill campaign, yes. The game was never good.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:29:23 AM No.713848991
>>713848847 (OP)
kek yeah it's trash
rebirth made me officially abandon the final fantasy as a franchise
i don't give a fuck what they do with 3
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:30:10 AM No.713849041
>>713848847 (OP)
>its shonen
Yes, its juvenile and dumb and yet it has more soul than any slop you like. Hiw I know you enjoy slop? Well
>the fucking stagger combat is worse than anything other RPG combat I've ever played
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:30:47 AM No.713849092
>hasn't even gotten to the schizophrenic ending yet
Yeah it's all downhill from here
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:32:39 AM No.713849229
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>>713849041
>it's bad, and I admit that, but since I said it's soul that means it's good!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:34:26 AM No.713849368
>>713848847 (OP)
Even the shills gave up on trying to defend the game, all they do now is make daily threads with images like yours and some retarded text like "my Aeris gf is so kawaii uguu".
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:35:46 AM No.713849451
>>713848847 (OP)
It's objectively shit, yeah. How are you going to get a refund on a game you've played so much of though? You're not getting that money back.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:43:02 AM No.713850010
it is by far the worst ff game yeah
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:43:13 AM No.713850023
>>713849041
Rebirthfags now degraded to trying to defend staggerslop? Kek no reflection or inner voice in your head huh?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:44:10 AM No.713850097
>>713849451

I can just go down to my retailer, bring my receipt, tell them the game's not what I expected and they are legally obligated to refund me. It's the law and I've done so many times.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:44:15 AM No.713850107
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>>713848847 (OP)
>and god damn this game is a boring mess
Then slop playing it.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:45:22 AM No.713850189
its the second and third fifths of a game from the 90s stretched out into a 60 hour game idk what you expected
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:47:14 AM No.713850310
>>713850107

Yeah I think I will. Was hoping someone ITT would reveal that "you're 3 hours from the good part" or whatever but clearly not.

>>713850189

Won't be making that mistake again.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:47:18 AM No.713850315
>>713848847 (OP)
Why did they give Tifa a half-retarded looking face? Seriously, her face gives "stupid bitch" face. OG Tifa never looked like a stupid bitch in the past. Lame.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:47:48 AM No.713850341
>>713850310
have you played the og ff7? if not go do that
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:48:08 AM No.713850368
>>713848847 (OP)
>Have I been tricked
it's an okay 6/10 game propped up by waifubait and gooner pandering. if you aren't a gooner, you won't be able to understand. just ask yourself:
>would i make 10 threads per day dumping images of aeris or tifa without conversation on 4chan after playing this?
if your answer is no, this game is not for you.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:49:17 AM No.713850449
every character is flanderized
tifa and aerith are stupid waifu-bait whores that have gone from integral parts of cloud's rag-tag team to cumdumpsters who exists solely for fanservice
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:50:25 AM No.713850526
>>713850341

I just might. I refuse to give SE money again though, so I'll have to pick it ups used or something.
Does it have the retarded stagger combat too? The thought of more of that shit makes me want to stop playing video games.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:50:28 AM No.713850531
>>713848847 (OP)
Just play with irastris nude mods.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:51:29 AM No.713850601
I liked Remake more I hate open world games.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:51:58 AM No.713850636
>>713850526
stagger combat? i don't really know what that is but i can tell you that ff7 is really good
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:52:08 AM No.713850652
>>713849368
What, you don't enjoy a million "The Great Debate" threads with off-model fan art of Tifa and Aerith that brown people can bump to 500 posts every single day?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:54:37 AM No.713850831
>>713850636

Okay I'll check it out some early-game gameplay on YouTube now then. After Rebirth I refuse to go in blind to another FF game.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:55:54 AM No.713850918
>>713850831
og is nothing like rebirth which is why the ff7 remake and rebirth are so divisive and are, as a trilogy, on track to sell less than the original. they spit in the face off ff7.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:56:47 AM No.713850983
>>713848847 (OP)
I warned you bro. Why didn't you listen?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:58:28 AM No.713851092
>>713849368
the pc release was when there was any actual criticism of the game, anyone with a cultist tier love of 7 played it on release and unable to be negative about it
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:01:25 AM No.713851295
>>713848847 (OP)
"Post gameplay" is a meme here but it really fits for this one. I have seen exactly zero clips of Rebirth aside from stuff centered around either Tifa's tits, Aerith pouting, or Yuffie's midriff (not that those are bad things). I legitimately don't even know what the combat looks like or if it was changed at all from the previous game. I have seen zero people discuss the combat or gameplay at all. And I have more than a passing interest in it so it's not like I haven't been paying attention. I'll still play it at some point but I definitely won't be paying for it unless it blows me away. The only thing gameplay related thing that appeals to me is the fact it looks much more open ended than the hallway simulator that is Remake.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:04:23 AM No.713851483
>>713850918

Just checked it out. The combat looks way better and the plot looks like it's actually moving. I'll try this and I'm officially dropping Rebirth.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:04:36 AM No.713851497
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>>713850918
>which is why the ff7 remake and rebirth are so divisive and are
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:05:00 AM No.713851530
>>713851483
enjoy
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:06:01 AM No.713851610
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>>713851483
>The combat looks way better
lol
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:06:16 AM No.713851634
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>>713851497
who gives a fuck
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:06:40 AM No.713851667
>>713851610

Yeah. Looks better.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:08:13 AM No.713851770
>>713851634
You do.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:09:22 AM No.713851854
>>713851667
Explain why, in detail.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:12:29 AM No.713852080
>>713851610
>50 results found
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:12:55 AM No.713852117
>>713851854

It looks like I have a very clear and well-informed overview of what's happening. The battle itself doesn't take 8 hours because I can't damage the foe before getting through stagger. And I don't have to babysit braindead AI companions.
Looks vastly superior to me.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:18:43 AM No.713852526
>>713852117
you are entertaining a troll
there isn't a combination of words in the english dictionary you could have told him that won't be met with mockery
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:19:07 AM No.713852550
>>713852117
>The battle itself doesn't take 8 hours
Oh so you're just one of those retards don't understand how to play the game.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:20:12 AM No.713852634
>>713848847 (OP)
Rebirth has the best action RPG combat ever made, but unintelligent people like you get filtered hard by it.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:21:34 AM No.713852709
>>713852526
You get mocked because you don't know how to play the game. It doesn't take 8 hrs
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:21:47 AM No.713852725
>>713851483
>>713850918
>>713850831
>>713850636
>>713850526
>>713850341
>>713850310

Holy schizophrenia and negative IQ
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:22:58 AM No.713852789
>>713852117
So you admit that you are fucking retarded and need games to be about pressing one button to win.

You are too stupid for actual gameplay.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:23:39 AM No.713852830
>>713852725
It's just the rebirth schizo.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:24:13 AM No.713852874
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>>713852789
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:25:39 AM No.713852956
>>713848847 (OP)
The fact that you can't type a correct sentence really says it all.

It's funny how you can always tell that the real reason these literal morons don't like the game is that they are too stupid to understand the combat.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:26:58 AM No.713853040
>>713848847 (OP)
Yeah you got memed.
Just look at how defensive you made the fanboys though. That proves there's a lot of truth in your reflections.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:28:29 AM No.713853134
>>713852874
Try that against the same boss in Remake as in the OG example and see how far you get.

It's funny because even in that desperately cherry-picked example from the first 30 minutes of the game, there's STILL more going on than in the original.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:29:21 AM No.713853192
>>713853134
>It's funny because even in that desperately cherry-picked example
As opposed to >>713851610...?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:30:01 AM No.713853238
>>713853040
>Spout retarded contrarian opinions about a universally acclaimed game, by critics and players
>Get shit on
>"H...haha looks like the fanboys got mad!!"
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:30:29 AM No.713853273
yeah its shit but lmao the spergs ITT will now call you mean names
like oh no not and opinion i don't like
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:30:50 AM No.713853304
>>713848847 (OP)
No, it doesn't get better. I second trying the original FF7 like some other anons suggested. The story and its pacing is dramatically better
>>713849368
They took a lot of lumps after E33 came out so I'm not surprised
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:31:30 AM No.713853346
>>713853238
>bought critics
>no sales
>still mad
Keep coping. You're troon-tier mentally ill.
Replies: >>713853651 >>713853698
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:32:08 AM No.713853392
>>713853192
https://youtu.be/19KpOaEczjQ?list=PL9wpzJw8GKy5jsFPFZibxBjjBpfoVRsRY
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:32:26 AM No.713853415
>>713848847 (OP)
the last final fantasy game with decent writing was tactics, I dunno what you people even expect. You'd have to be crazy to still think there's a chance after like 30 misses in a row
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:32:44 AM No.713853440
>>713853192
That is literally how the entire fight against Rufus goes though. And the entire rest of the game as well. The most efficient way to play FF7 is to simply mash attack and heal when HP is low, while watching slow animations play out. The game is utterly and totally braindead in terms of gameplay.

The big secret to the hate from "certain fans" toward the remakes is that they are literally retarded manchildren who cannot play games that require an actual brain.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:33:13 AM No.713853474
>>713853392
>turns out if I grind to max level and have deep intricate knowledge of the game's mechanics, yes
You are not making the point you think you are.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:33:54 AM No.713853519
>>713848847 (OP)
>and god damn this game is a boring mess.
Its actually a really entertaining game.

> No one has anything interesting to say, the plot barely moves
You get a flashback, you learn about sephiroth clones and you get to know Junon and more of shinra, what the fuck do you mean?

>the actual dialogue is the most poorly-written shounen tier shit I've heard in my life
Then you havent played many games.

>the fucking stagger combat is worse than anything other RPG combat I've ever played.
You are a retard that doesnt know how to play. Just play something else, cattle.

>I'm considering dropping it and getting a refund.
Good job with that, you are already over 2 hours so you wont get any refund. No refunds for retards.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:35:21 AM No.713853646
>>713853519
>Its actually a really entertaining game.
Well I'm sure you saying so changed his mind.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:35:24 AM No.713853651
>>713853346
>Critics are bought when I don't like the game
>Sales are bad when I don't like the game

Yeah Square Enix paid every single one of the 100-something critics that ALL gave Rebirth fantastic reviews.

Oh, and they bought the players too I guess, since Metacritic shows a 8.9 userscore?

Sales aren't even bad, game sold a million on Steam ALONE, despite the late PC port, according to SteamDB.

You will not listen to these facts because you are an autistic manchild. You know I'm right.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:36:02 AM No.713853698
>>713853346
>no sales
Og ff7 sold 14m over 26 years, ff7 remake part 1 alone got half that amount in just 3 years
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:36:34 AM No.713853735
>>713853519
>Good job with that, you are already over 2 hours so you wont get any refund.

Won't be a problem for me. See >>713850097. Must suck to live in a thirdie shithole without consumer rights though.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:36:50 AM No.713853756
>>713848847 (OP)
>left
BWC
>right
BWC
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:37:22 AM No.713853793
>>713853735
Oh i thought you meant steam, the white man platform. My bad, you are just a nigger that bought a ps5.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:37:46 AM No.713853819
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>>713853651
>according to SteamDB
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:38:01 AM No.713853835
>>713853415
You didn't play FF14.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:38:45 AM No.713853890
Barry thread?
Replies: >>713854205
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:39:02 AM No.713853903
>>713853819
>No counterargument
I accept your concession.
Replies: >>713854091
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:39:46 AM No.713853958
>>713848847 (OP)
been having way too much fun playing xiii-2 instead of this slop lol
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:41:01 AM No.713854032
OP if you are still in this thread after saying you want to play OG get out now
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:41:39 AM No.713854091
>>713853903
>use a non reliable source
>get called out
>i-i uh accept your concession haha
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:43:16 AM No.713854205
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>>713853890
Nah just a few people who look approximately like this and think they are much, MUCH smarter than their actual below average intelligence.

Anyone who thinks Rebirth is a bad game is a person like this. Too dumb, while thinking they are too smart.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:47:04 AM No.713854446
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>>713854205
Barry won
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:47:44 AM No.713854495
Nah it's a slopper's game. If you're not part of the tiny niche cult that worships Square Enix's shit you won't enjoy it.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:53:45 AM No.713854870
>>713848847 (OP)
>is the rest of the game fanatastic?
Nope it's just more of the same garbage with ever-deteriorating story and characters. The ending is essentially the writer having a psychotic episode, which is fitting considering people with mental illness seem to be the only ones defending this game.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:54:48 AM No.713854932
>>713848847 (OP)
The game is a slow burn meant to be about the journey more than the end. Its about the middle chapter, getting to explore the world, meet characters and develop bonds as you move on across the world. The original plot wasnt any different at all, many consider the middle part (midgar until temple of the ancients) the worst and slow part of the OG ff7.
FFVII rebirth is more like a standard JRPG adventure travelling across the world and far more character focused, remake was more tight paced moving from plot to plot.
So basically, if you dont care about the characters or anything and you just want to get over it so you can say you finish it, then maybe the game isnt for you.
Replies: >>713855220 >>713855532
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:55:44 AM No.713854997
>>713848847 (OP)

Sir, this is not part of the script. You are suppose to post hot women and praising the game no matter its faults. Please keep up with the Discord. You will not be paid for this thread.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:56:48 AM No.713855072
>>713848847 (OP)
Sounds like you woke up the realization actual Final Fantasy fans have had for years: modern Final Fantasy is just bad.
Go back and play some of the older games if you want to see actual art.
Replies: >>713855324
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:58:23 AM No.713855182
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>>713848847 (OP)
This game is perfect for when I have work in the morning

I can't play this game for more than 5 minutes without falling asleep
Replies: >>713855312 >>713855642
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:58:57 AM No.713855220
>>713854932
The middle part is the best. Midgar is the bestest evarrr faggots are stupid and retarded. Ff7 is great every step of the way.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:00:22 AM No.713855312
>>713848847 (OP)
Oh no it's horrid trash. I'm surprised you made it as far as you did. Get your refund.

>>713855182
Kek, playing Rebirth is a more effective way of counting sheep.
Replies: >>713855642
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:00:36 AM No.713855324
>>713855072
The "actual Final Fantasy fans" you refer to are in fact unintelligent manchildren with autism who are coked up on nostalgia, and they are a fucking blight on online discussions about the franchise. They are not fans, they are haters.

People who are not autistic and retarded all know that Rebirth is a masterpiece and a worthy inheritor of the original game.
Replies: >>713855652 >>713855882 >>713856369
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:02:46 AM No.713855443
>>713855220
As it is for me. I liked the colorful places and different settings.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:04:17 AM No.713855532
>>713854932
>The original plot wasnt any different at all
Except it was the full game.
Replies: >>713867929
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:04:27 AM No.713855548
I love that the ONLY response fanboys of this game have to criticisms is:
>no it's actually good you [insert generic insult here]
Like lmao, what's even the point of these posts? You think you're going to insult people out of their preference through shame on 4chan (of all places)?
Most of it isn't even particularly creative insults, it's just basic namecalling.

>>713848876
This is the only correct post ITT. You fell for advertisement. That's all.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:05:44 AM No.713855616
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>>713855548
>I love that the ONLY response fanboys of this game have to criticisms is:
>>no it's actually good you [insert generic insult here]
>Like lmao, what's even the point of these posts? You think you're going to insult people out of their preference through shame on 4chan (of all places)?
>Most of it isn't even particularly creative insults, it's just basic namecalling.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:06:08 AM No.713855642
>>713855182
>>713855312
You couldn't make your samefagging less obvious if you tried.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:06:17 AM No.713855652
>>713855324
>They are not fans
They WERE fans. That's the difference. Past tense.
Now shitting on the series is more fun than playing it which says a lot about the quality of these games.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:06:58 AM No.713855697
>>713855220
True. FFVII only works if you leave Midgar
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:07:11 AM No.713855710
>>713855220
>Ff7 is great every step of the way
90% of midgar was shit
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:07:19 AM No.713855724
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I think I'll just play Korean games from now on.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:07:32 AM No.713855739
>>713848847 (OP)
I found out too late the game is best played with mods as a porn game, and the story is worthless.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:08:20 AM No.713855783
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>>713855616
>responds with namecalling
Kinda proving my point aren'tcha?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:10:02 AM No.713855882
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>>713855324
>haters
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:12:50 AM No.713856059
>>713855548
You have to remember that actual fans of this objectively trash remake series have astonishingly low IQ. It's to the point where I am sometimes genuinely surprised they manage to phrase sentences at all and at that point actual arguments is not really in the cards anymore.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:14:38 AM No.713856167
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>>713855724
Replies: >>713856908
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:17:05 AM No.713856317
Salesfagging might be the most retarded thing you can do
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:18:15 AM No.713856369
>>713855324
>They are not fans, they are haters.
unironically, how do you say this without feeling like a corpo bootlicker?
and for square enix of all companies, that's a low roll even for a fanboy
practically modern star wars tier at this point
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:22:42 AM No.713856641
I keep forgetting that this game exists. The more I think back on it the less I like it. Not getting part 3.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:25:09 AM No.713856778
It's okay to dislike good games.
Replies: >>713856908
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:26:56 AM No.713856908
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>>713848876
fpbp as always

>>713856167
>Remake
sucks that you can't pull the wool over people's eyes twice huh?
if se were smart, and kept it to 1 game, they could have absolutely made big stacks by tricking stupid normalfags but now?
they've essentially doomed Rebirth and Refunded to a slow uneventful sales-death

>>713856778
agree
Rebirth is not good though
Replies: >>713857551 >>713859041
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:30:24 AM No.713857123
>>713848847 (OP)
okay barry
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:32:43 AM No.713857272
why do you keep sharing your retarded opinion barry?
your a brown schitzo that no one likes
Replies: >>713858739
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:35:44 AM No.713857461
>>713848847 (OP)
You sound like a miserable person. You should kill yourself now and spare a life of ruining everyone else's fun.
Replies: >>713857847
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:35:49 AM No.713857469
>>713855724
youll get bored real quick playing 2 decent games over and over again
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:35:50 AM No.713857470
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>>713848847 (OP)
You aren't missing anything.
Replies: >>713864348
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:37:02 AM No.713857551
>>713856908
sad to say, rebirth is actually good.
cope and seethe all you like, im never opening this thread again lul
Replies: >>713857968
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:41:07 AM No.713857847
>>713857461

Man, the bitterness in your post makes it clear who the miserable person is. I, however, highly encourage you to stick around. Misery-sponges like you are always fun to kick around.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:43:07 AM No.713857968
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>>713857551
>heh! seeya! i'm leaving
>presses F5 furiously for the next 3 hours until the thread archives
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:46:44 AM No.713858217
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>>713848847 (OP)
i'm kinda shocked you made it all the way to corel
i got 100%, because i'm legitimately autistic, and i hated it
they've essentially ruined final fantasy with this game
Replies: >>713858438
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:50:04 AM No.713858438
>>713858217
Why would you 100% a game you hated?
Replies: >>713858537
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:51:26 AM No.713858537
>>713858438
like i said, i have actual diagnosed autism
i cannot let go of a game until i 100%'ed it
it usually takes me months and sometimes years but i don't consider a game beaten until i've completed everything it has to offer
it's both a blessing and a curse
Replies: >>713859173
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:54:50 AM No.713858739
>>713857272

My skin's as pale as the first snow and I wouldn't recommend Rebirth to my worst enemy.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:57:06 AM No.713858870
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>>713848876
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:00:07 AM No.713859041
>>713856908
>trainme
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:00:18 AM No.713859053
>>713848847 (OP)
>I'm considering dropping it and getting a refund.
How are you getting a Refund when Corel is already several hours in, you can't refund shit. The prologue alone is 2 hours. You clearly have not played shit.
Replies: >>713859293 >>713859390
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:00:37 AM No.713859076
fu
fu
md5: 9a69eeaf4a6257ea70fd7fda900ee238๐Ÿ”
>>713848847 (OP)
This game is so good, that the turn troon fags and Square Enix haters just can't stop making threads about the game to samefag in.

RENT FREE. KEK :))))
Replies: >>713859365
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:01:58 AM No.713859173
>>713858537
>like i said, i have actual diagnosed autism
oh well that explains it
only autistic people hate rebirth
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:04:10 AM No.713859293
>>713859053
American? He already explained this in >>713850097.
Most white countries allow refunds weeks if not months after purchase. The 2 hour shit is just something Steam made up and most Europeans can and will get refund, even from Steam, hundreds of hours into their games. It's called consumer protection laws.
Replies: >>713859623 >>713859842
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:05:03 AM No.713859346
holy mother of same fagging thread
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:05:18 AM No.713859365
>>713859076
We can smell your curry-scented skin.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:05:51 AM No.713859390
>>713859053
>How are you getting a Refund when Corel is already several hours in
Because it's a larp by the rebirth schizo who spams these daily hate threads.
Replies: >>713859613
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:09:47 AM No.713859613
>>713859390
The concept of consumer rights remains alien, I see. Don't worry, I'm sure your brown shithole will one day have
Replies: >>713859783 >>713864958
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:09:58 AM No.713859623
>>713859293
I'm American and no retailer will take back a video game unless it has some kind of defect that renders it unplayable.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:12:49 AM No.713859783
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>>713859613
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:13:40 AM No.713859842
>>713859293
Even worse. Going to a Gamestop to buy a PS5 game that is over a year old and that has already been discussed to death over hundreds if not thousands of threads. FF7 Rebirth still gets daily hate threads by some schizo too, which make this whole thread even more retarded.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:17:35 AM No.713860062
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I don't care much about modern Final Fantasy. Doesn't even have the hottest women anymore.
Replies: >>713865825 >>713873242
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:22:26 AM No.713860389
>>713848847 (OP)

It doesn't get any better. Drop it. Play something you enjoy. If you can, get that refund. Life is too short to play bad games.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:26:11 AM No.713860646
>>713848847 (OP)
God damn thos bikinis are retarded.
Replies: >>713861562
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:40:31 AM No.713861562
>>713860646
Whatever you say, schizo.
Replies: >>713862452
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:52:20 AM No.713862241
Barry having another melty?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:55:49 AM No.713862452
>>713861562
We know you've never been outside, but actual real women wear more revealing bikins than that.
Replies: >>713867529
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:03:50 AM No.713862934
>>713848876
this, you were tricked into buying garbage from a company that now exclusively produces garbage
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:10:22 AM No.713863323
>>713848991
XVI didn't top you off as to where this shit was going?
Replies: >>713863839
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:19:21 AM No.713863839
>>713863323
i didn't play xvi
i played remake and rebirth out of nostalgia but i realized that there was nothing of quality here anymore
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:25:29 AM No.713864190
>>713850023

They aren't real people. They're just brownies paid to monitor a handful of sites about gaming and shit on anyone who offends SE or their slop.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:28:06 AM No.713864348
>>713857470
So did aeries die or not, also are the time jannies still in the game? Never played the remake due to that
Replies: >>713864482 >>713864939
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:30:44 AM No.713864482
>>713864348
>time jannies
NTA but they're technically multiverse jannies (I'm not kidding).
Replies: >>713864689 >>713864746 >>713864939
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:34:31 AM No.713864689
>>713864482
Multiverse has to be the lamest plot device ever, it's like the reddit of plot devices it doesn't offend sny fan because omg all theories are canon in some other universe O:
Replies: >>713864891
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:35:22 AM No.713864746
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>>713864482
>multiverse jannies
you better be pulling my leg
Replies: >>713864891 >>713864939
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:38:08 AM No.713864891
>>713864746
No joke.

>>713864689
It's just Square Enix being a decade late on trends again. Remember when Marvel was doing multiverse shit? Well guess who's bandwagoning on a dead trend again.
Replies: >>713864939
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:39:00 AM No.713864939
>>713864746
>>713864891
>>713864482
>>713864348
oh god another retard pretending to not know

WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN...THERES....GHOSTS???? WTF
Replies: >>713865012
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:39:13 AM No.713864958
>>713859613
Literally from Gamestop's website return policy
>Opened new games can be exchanged for the same title, but not returned for a refund.
No store will take back a game simply because you didn't like it.
Replies: >>713865174 >>713866221
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:40:09 AM No.713865012
>>713864939
When you finally do the deed, remember to put in the note that you were bullied on 4chan every day.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:42:53 AM No.713865174
>>713864958
>https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX%3A32011L0083
>For the same reason, the consumer should be allowed to test and inspect the goods he has bought to the extent necessary to establish the nature, characteristics and the functioning of the goods.

I can literally open, play and beat any game I want and have it returned if I don't like it and not taking it back is illegal if I don't like it.
Replies: >>713865261
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:44:33 AM No.713865261
>>713865174
>euroshitter
Replies: >>713865648
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:51:13 AM No.713865648
>>713865261
I'm sure the concept of having laws that work in your favor must be a radical concept when you're so used to getting fucked in the ass by every corporation on the planet every day.
Replies: >>713865825
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:54:36 AM No.713865825
>>713860062
Fuck off coomer.

>>713865648
Don't you have a few million muslims to let in?
Replies: >>713870086
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:01:28 AM No.713866221
>>713864958
fucking... gamestop...
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:08:30 AM No.713866637
>>713851295
the game barely sold 2 m copies anon
pretty much no one actually played this shit and the few people that did hated it
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:08:46 AM No.713866648
ff7-rebirth-dyne-1
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md5: a495dcba5b89ef12e2a659ee7c49d4cf๐Ÿ”
It's shit. It's memorable scenes written by people who actually had talent, to be the most unenthusiastic, puddle deep processesed shit imaginable.

No scene has time to breathe because the plot needs to throw a breakdancing robot boss fight or other bloat that has no deeper impact on the story, characters lack the grey morality they had in the original, everyone speaks in an inoffensive fake manner that just leaves you wondering if these are even the same characters at all

On top of it you have AAA bloated open world that's a theme park of activities, ubisoft rocks, ubisoft towers, Chadley and his gender bender talking non stop, and stiff as fuck minigames.

Honestly, it has it all if you want to see what the issue is with AAA. Story feels like two or more writers were actively sabotaging each other.
Replies: >>713866830 >>713867364 >>713867725 >>713869415
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:11:40 AM No.713866830
>>713866648
>Story feels like two or more writers were actively sabotaging each other.
This is EXACTLY what I felt. It felt like two people with two completely different visions for the pacing and the structure of the game had some sort of weird internal power-struggle and what we were served was some weird bastard amalgamation, the rotting corpse strung together by their hubris.
Replies: >>713867364
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:21:20 AM No.713867364
>>713866648
>>713866830
bla bla bla kys
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:24:15 AM No.713867529
>>713862452
I know you've never seen women at beaches outside of porn, but women do wear bikinis like in the OP.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:28:06 AM No.713867725
>>713866648
>On top of it you have optional content in the open world
Oh no! The horror!
Replies: >>713867795
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:28:50 AM No.713867757
>>713848847 (OP)
>the actual dialogue is the most poorly-written shounen tier shit I've heard in my life
Its Shakespeare compared to most jrpgs
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:29:40 AM No.713867795
>>713867725
Well yeah it's shit content. A checklist of the same shit but with increasingly frustrating ways of getting to it. See gongaga area
Replies: >>713867859
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:31:00 AM No.713867849
>>713848847 (OP)
Its the only good Final Fantasy game released in the last 20 years
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:31:23 AM No.713867859
>>713867795
>Well yeah it's shit content
Then don't do it.
Replies: >>713867945
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:32:54 AM No.713867929
>>713855532
You can't scale up 90s jrpgs into modern AAA style and fit it into one game, it would take a decade of development.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:33:16 AM No.713867945
>>713867859
Then make a better game lol
Replies: >>713868009
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:34:28 AM No.713868009
>>713867945
I enjoyed it
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:36:28 AM No.713868091
Rebirth is unironically the best 3d Final Fantasy game
Replies: >>713868121
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:37:04 AM No.713868121
>>713868091
No it's not.
Replies: >>713868275
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:38:03 AM No.713868158
>>713848847 (OP)
>poorly-written
Compared to what?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:38:35 AM No.713868186
>>713848847 (OP)
having played both games, there's only two things that i feel are an objective upgrade:

>Wall Market in its entirety
>Yuffie's characterization

the latter is moreso because she actually has characterization, and admittedly its still a bit off imho. feels too wacky and not enough nyuck nyuck
Replies: >>713868253
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:40:08 AM No.713868253
>>713868186
I like all the fleshed out character interactions. You actually get to feel like you're just hanging out with this group of people. And they're not annoying unlike most jrpgs
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:40:40 AM No.713868275
>>713868121
Try playing it instead of succumbing to memes
Replies: >>713868286
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:41:01 AM No.713868286
>>713868275
I have. It's shit my man.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:46:25 AM No.713868553
>>713848847 (OP)
Rebirth is the literally only triple A videogame with soul that's been released for the past 15 years. The faggots saying otherwise all come from one Discord who brigade FF threads. It's unbelievable they achieved a masterpiece when the stakes were so high.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:47:08 AM No.713868594
209340394964
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Rebirth was GotY 2024. I'm not sure why /v/ hates it so much when its almost universally beloved. I think maybe FF fans are just some of the most hard to please sacks of shit in gaming. It tracks when you consider that younger gamers aren't playing these games. Its a bunch of 35 year old jaded fat dudes.
Replies: >>713868773
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:50:44 AM No.713868773
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>>713868594
Rebirth lost GOTY to Astrobot.
The only reason it's seen as "beloved" is because SE paid to have all negative feedback removed.
It flopped on both PS5 and Steam and did nothing but further divide the tiny population that once cared about this series.
You can shill it all you want but even the most braindead normalfag didn't show up for Rebirth, and based on the reception even fewer are going to be there for part 3.

Games you like aren't going to survive because no one else likes them.
Replies: >>713869179 >>713873279
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:56:23 AM No.713869031
>>713848847 (OP)
Just play Remake, it doesn't have the same bloat as Rebirth does and is actually decently paced in terms of story development and gameplay.
Replies: >>713869060
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:56:59 AM No.713869060
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>>713869031
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:59:33 AM No.713869179
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>>713868773
I played Astro Bot last year as well. I thought Rebirth or Metaphor should have won instead. As for the rest of your post, I'm not really interested in your head canon about sales or whatever. The game is clearly well liked. As evidenced by the constant threads. Part 3 is going to be kino.
Replies: >>713869223 >>713873014
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:00:33 AM No.713869223
>>713869179
>I'm not interested in truth or reality
You didn't really have to respond at all to confirm that.
Replies: >>713869358
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:03:00 AM No.713869329
I got curious and watched the final boss fight on youtube and this is the stupidest thing you couldโ€™ve ever put in FF7
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:03:07 AM No.713869341
>>713848847 (OP)
that's what happens when you let a company shit on you for decades
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:03:20 AM No.713869358
>>713869223
>my head canon is reality
Like I said. 35 year old jaded fat dudes.
Replies: >>713869550
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:04:33 AM No.713869415
>>713866648
The whole dyne mission was definitely the biggest example of tonal whiplash in the whole game what with the doc ock tentacles, cutscene stupidity with cloud and the others just hanging back for some reason and that muscle guy riding in on a big monster truck to comfort barrett with his tight underpants after the boss fight with the fat fuck who spanks himself.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:04:51 AM No.713869436
No dude, its only good after 30 hours (not counting remake).
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:06:50 AM No.713869550
1732350440382928
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>>713869358
nta but as a opposed to what?
gen alpha doesn't know what final fantasy is and gen z's too addicted to tiktok to play anything that isn't lootboxslop
that fat nerdy 35 year old audience is all this series had and shedding it, well, the numbers speak for themselves don't they
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:13:59 AM No.713869884
>>713848847 (OP)
You bought trash Anon. I hope your consumer rights are good in your country or you've been scammed.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:18:25 AM No.713870086
>>713865825
Mad American response.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:19:01 AM No.713870113
1
1
md5: a2ecc3021ebdc482a9a825805bd6a48a๐Ÿ”
How many more threads can this schizo shit out? You know if it wasn't for you making these retarded threads every day there would be 0 discussion about it or FF in general outside of the FF Tactics remaster because /v/ermins have the shortest attention span and only care about the newest thing. At the end of the day FF7 Rebirth's combat is the best combat that has ever been made though. That much is a fact.
Replies: >>713870181
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:19:33 AM No.713870134
I really liked the side quest of taking pictures of the constellations. I could feel the soul
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:20:36 AM No.713870181
>>713870113
>leave my favorite game alone :(
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:20:43 AM No.713870184
>>713848847 (OP)
>and the fucking stagger combat is worse than anything other RPG combat I've ever played
you must not have played many other RPGs because there's plenty of other much worse games out there
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:30:39 AM No.713870639
>>713848847 (OP)
Jesus these women look deformed.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:12:11 AM No.713872434
>>713848847 (OP)
Everybody forget the death of 50,000 people in Midgar.
And Costa Sol in the 1997ยดs game was one static screen with five NPCs
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:25:36 AM No.713873014
>>713869179
>The game is clearly well liked. As evidenced by the constant threads
Just like Concord
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:30:21 AM No.713873216
>>713853519
high school debate club assed devil's advocate contrarianism masquerading as legitimate opinion. Terrible.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:31:04 AM No.713873242
agp blade_thumb.jpg
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>>713860062
>t.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:31:49 AM No.713873279
>>713868773
>still coping
You lost.