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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:27:18 AM No.713848856
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What's the point of Metal Sonic if he's just a designated jobber to all of Sonic's friends and Batman?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:32:27 AM No.713849215
>>713848856 (OP)
Sometimes you want a designated jobber character who's always beneath the protagonist. People can still like these characters because some fans relate to the character's constant failure as something familiar to their own life. See Bejita, a prime example of this gag character archetype.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:33:15 AM No.713849272
>>713848856 (OP)
To be a "rival" enemy. Part of it is by design, especially in the games Sonic can't lose because that'll fuck up the status quo. Doubly so in crossover comics where you can't have plot critical events hinge on an entirely separate universe owned by an entirely separate company. So Sonic gets to meme on Darksied, Batman gets to meme on Metal.

The other side of the story is Ken Penders. Which is a quagmire so stupid and shitty that it requires a wholly separate conversion. Just know that because of him, Sonic will always be static, which means Metal can never truly win against him
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Samฤฑ'
6/28/2025, 2:34:28 AM No.713849371
>>713848856 (OP)

Women only breed with niggers, that's why you're mystery meat.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:36:55 AM No.713849541
>>713849215
Tbf Vegeta has wins under his belt.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:39:01 AM No.713849697
>>713849371
Debunked by going outside and touching grass your jewish produced stories arenโ€™t real jeet
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:43:02 AM No.713850013
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>>713849541
Never real wins. The point of a jobber is to be presented as "strong" so when the real enemy shows up to beat his ass, the main character can look better for winning. As an example Vegeta damn near solo'd most of Namek. But he got walled at the Ginyu force, so we'd have a point of reference for how ridiculously powerful Goku was when he arrived. Then Ginyu steals his body, so when Vegeta beats him up, it's not that Vegeta is good. It's that Ginyu is terrible at using Goku's techniques because he doesn't understand Ki Control. But that still means Vegeta gets thrashed against Frieza with no contest, so that Goku comes off as genuinely untouchable when he wins and the fight is over.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:47:22 AM No.713850319
>>713849215
>Sometimes you want a designated jobber character who's always beneath the protagonist. People can still like these characters because some fans relate to the character's constant failure as something familiar to their own life.
We already have Shadow in that role. Metal Sonic is 100% redundant now.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:50:08 AM No.713850504
>>713850319
I feel like Shadow is more than that. Shadow at least got a whole adventure to himself where he was allowed to actually win against a final boss
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:52:33 AM No.713850678
>>713850319
But shadow does have legitimate wins, black doom was all him and he was pretty much equal to sonic in adventure 2 and sonic 06. Only in sonic boom and the original generations was he a jobber.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:53:37 AM No.713850758
>Metal Sonic
>Shadow
What about Knuckles?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:54:16 AM No.713850812
>>713850758
He is piccolo.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:55:08 AM No.713850864
>>713850812
>He is piccolo.
So another fucking jobber?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:55:33 AM No.713850887
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>>713848856 (OP)
>and Batman?
This blue rat and friends are like an STD at an orgy, everyone gets infected.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:56:11 AM No.713850946
>>713850864
That is almost all of the z fighters, kinda makes you realize how shitty of a team they are.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:01:32 AM No.713851304
>>713849272
>Sonic will always be static
good.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:02:14 AM No.713851345
>>713850946
When did they actually act as a team after getting BTFO by Nappa?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:02:16 AM No.713851348
>>713850504
>>713850678
Shadow has been furry Vegeta since Generations, and as long as Iizuka is in charge that's not about to change.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:04:21 AM No.713851479
>>713850758
I think the last time Knuckles was relevant was in Black Knight, so it's been 16 years ago since he's done anything unfortunately. Even Piccolo was the protagonist of the last DBS movie a couple years ago. I've always hoped they'd make a Knuckles game.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:05:05 AM No.713851537
>>713851345
Namek was a 3 way race for the DragonBalls. Vegeta being a super powerful solo act, Krillin being the weakest but making the smartest plays, and Frieza being all powerful and the other 2 needing to hide from him. Even though Krillin and Vegeta were technically enemies, they were still willing to work together because Frieza's threat was just that bad.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:05:30 AM No.713851575
>>713851348
>and as long as Iizuka is in charge that's not about to change.
I thought he actively tries to shut that comparison down?
Samฤฑ'
6/28/2025, 3:06:41 AM No.713851669
>>713849697

Women are breeding machines. Suffrage filled the world with mystery meat like yourself. Rape created Christopher Poole.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:09:32 AM No.713851865
>>713848856 (OP)
Who would you use as a villain for Sonic characters to fight besides him or Eggman?
The comics would be way more boring if they just fought Motobugs in every issue.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:10:08 AM No.713851913
>>713851865
Infinite.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:12:02 AM No.713852041
>>713850678
>he was pretty much equal to sonic in adventure 2
They are equals. Gamma even states so in Shadow Generations. Its the cartoon and movie that makes him out to be more powerful than he really is.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:13:06 AM No.713852132
>>713851865
a Metal Sonic x Metal Knuckles duo fight would've been kino
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:15:09 AM No.713852270
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>>713851913
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:21:47 AM No.713852726
>>713852270
Why did this happen?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:23:48 AM No.713852836
>>713848856 (OP)
being a COOL designated jobber to all of sonic's friends and batman
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:29:49 AM No.713853226
>expecting batman to lose a crossover villain fight
What are you retarded or do you not read capeshit
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:32:12 AM No.713853397
>>713849215
>See Bejita, a prime example of this gag character archetype.
The score remains undisputed SHITkuRAT
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:42:11 AM No.713854126
>>713853226
Read carefully
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:42:51 AM No.713854167
>>713848856 (OP)
Metal losing isn't a problem
It's a problem when it's too easy
Bruce should've relied on tactics, prep, or just bust out the fucking Hellbat instead of doing what amounts to a Darkwing dive succeeding
He lost to Bowser in Death Battle and still gained everyone's respect because of how much of an unstoppable juggernaut he was until that point
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:44:42 AM No.713854296
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By the way if you guys wanna have a crisis of faith, we're only 8 months out from catching up to Ian Flynn's original pre-reboot Archie run.
Archie #160-#247 was 87 issues.
Next month is gonna be IDW #80.
Think about how much happened in that span of time in Archie.
Now think about how much has happened in IDW.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:46:08 AM No.713854394
>>713850319
That's what sonic and silver are for
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:47:18 AM No.713854463
>>713854296
>Think about how much happened in that span of time in Archie.
Like what
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:48:39 AM No.713854562
>>713848856 (OP)
He's a mid-game to late-game boss, that's his role.
>>713854167
DB wanked the shit out of him to the point Eggman barely threw any attacks.
Also, funny how I didn't hear any bitching about Sonic casually taking out Reverse Flash.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:51:25 AM No.713854757
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>>713854562
>Also, funny how I didn't hear any bitching about Sonic casually taking out Reverse Flash.
Because Sonic is fast (arguably faster than RF)
And Batman is.. capable of distracting a Robot?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:52:20 AM No.713854796
>>713852132
Throw in Metal Tails (not the stupid doll) and make them a Getter-style combiner robot.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:53:04 AM No.713854835
>>713854562
>DB wanked the shit out of him to the point Eggman barely threw any attacks.
He was gonna do a lot more in the Death Egg Robo (firing its arm and shooting eye beams) going by storyboards/proposals but it got for time
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:54:05 AM No.713854890
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>>713854757
Again, it's a fucking Darkwing drop but it works
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:58:07 AM No.713855162
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>>713854463
Well just off the top of my head
>Scourge is created and takes over his dimension to mobilize an invasion on Sonic's world
>Geoffrey St. John is redeemed
>Tails does some giga chosen one shit to unify a billion chaos emeralds into just 7
>Knuckles becomes Enerjak and has to be stopped by Sonic and his dad
>Eggman captures and kills like 80% of the supporting cast
>Nicole creates a utopic computer city that ends up going rogue and there's civil unrest about their living conditions as a result
>Antoine fucking dies
>Naugus takes over the kingdom
>Scourge breaks out of dimensional prison before getting deleted by the reboot wave
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:01:48 AM No.713855392
>>713855162
Damn, but to be fair there was already a bunch of characters/stories to build off of in Archie. I still don't know the game plan for IDW, though. I think they're stalling until they can connect the main story to a new title
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:03:28 AM No.713855482
>>713850678
Boom Shadow is explicitly stronger then Boom Sonic and loses because it's 5v1.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:04:29 AM No.713855551
>>713852041
Movie did that because weaker Robotnik tech and no Rouge means it needed balancing.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:08:27 AM No.713855793
>>713855392
Well technically IDW also has tons of history to pull from since it's the same continuity as the games supposedly, they just choose not to do anything interesting with that for whatever reason.
How cool would it be to have a mini-arc following up on Gamma's story? Or Shadow dealing with the consequences of his game? Or even some goofy shit like focusing on that burger joint lady from SA1?
There's so much you could pull from but they either choose not to or are barred from doing so and it's kind of a shame that IDW is just stuck regurgitating the same material over and over again
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:09:33 AM No.713855858
>>713852041
>They are equals.
>Equals when one has rocket-powered shoes to keep up and ring that limit his power
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:10:22 AM No.713855901
>>713852041
Shadow seems more powerful than Sonic because he gets access to more toys. Chaos Snap, Chaos Lance, Chaos Blast, Chaos Control meanwhile Sonic only gets to go fast
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:11:15 AM No.713855953
>>713854890
Is it fucked up that I thought of darkwing duck before invincible?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:11:51 AM No.713855986
>>713855953
Nah
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:12:09 AM No.713856007
>>713855901
It's somewhat implied Sonic can do it took, he just hasn't practiced.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:14:02 AM No.713856135
>>713855901
Sonic does get the occasional wind based attack, people just forget about it.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:16:23 AM No.713856270
>>713855901
Sonic has wind powers. Given how they finally hard confirmed in Shadow 101 that Shadow needs his shoes to match Sonic, how more often he uses his powers, and how the movie had a big thing of him charging shit with his energy, my assumption is that Shadow is naturally slower but stronger and the shoes conveniently eat just enough of his power to be Sonic's equal.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:17:18 AM No.713856332
>>713854757
Metal has gone down to a door. Or just some rubble falling on him. Batvehicles tend to also perform way above standart vehicles in terms of specs and materials.
>>713854835
And they choose to instead use the time they had to wank Metal Sonic. Which honestly just adds to the point that Metal's reputation is carried 90% by the OVA and fan content.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:18:13 AM No.713856368
>>713855793

All 3 of those suggestions would require them to acknowledge Adventure and/or humans which is an unwritten no go for IDW.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:19:31 AM No.713856449
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>>713852041
>Gamma
Damn, we got the guy who wrote this article in here
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:20:56 AM No.713856532
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>>713855793
>Or Shadow dealing with the consequences of his game?
Technically they can't do this one because Ian already did it in Archie
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:21:26 AM No.713856553
>>713856449
Liam from super best friends?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:27:39 AM No.713856952
>>713856532
So I only caught bits and pieces if that guy? His whole deal is that he's technically weaker then Shadow but beats him because the Black Arms specifically designed him to be able to fuck with Shadow via Black Arms DNA right? Seems like a easy Sonic stomp.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:29:20 AM No.713857053
>>713855901
Sonic can also Chaos Control, he just chooses not to
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:33:33 AM No.713857321
>>713857053
Yup, Sonic wants to run to places. Chaos Control is a last resort. Shadow doesn't give a shit about running for its own sake so he'll happily warp in somewhere, kill someone, then warp out again. Probably why the movie didn't have Sonic and Shadow feel a voice telling them to use Chaos Control to stop the ark. Shit makes writing hard so it doesn't get to be there.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:38:07 AM No.713857621
>>713855901
>Chaos Snap/Chaos Control
Sonic can do these, he just thinks teleporting is lame over going fast.
>Chaos Spear, Chaos Blast
He already has equivalents to these like Sonic Wind and all the shit he does in Frontiers.
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6/28/2025, 4:41:58 AM No.713857906
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>>713848856 (OP)
No good porn of him
sadly...
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:43:48 AM No.713858024
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>>713848856 (OP)
He got his cool moment in the Sonic OVA.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:50:11 AM No.713858447
>>713850013
I can tell you're not a real fan beause you're skipping fights.
Vegeta has won more fights than Goku has.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:52:54 AM No.713858620
>>713856952
>His whole deal is that he's technically weaker then Shadow but beats him because the Black Arms specifically designed him to be able to fuck with Shadow via Black Arms DNA right? Seems like a easy Sonic stomp.
Are you talking about Eclipse? Because you'd be wrong.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:56:23 AM No.713858823
>>713858447
Cope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx-9TrZzbwM
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:58:43 AM No.713858962
>>713858823
Cope what? I wasn't wrong.
The very last "fight" Goku and Vegeta has in the Super Hero movie, Vegeta actually wins against Goku.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:04:21 AM No.713859301
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:14:11 AM No.713859871
>>713855482
Shadow won against them, though. They just managed to stop whatever the world ending threat was, which made him leave.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:16:28 AM No.713859990
>>713856952
Shadow beats the shit out of Eclipse in every fight to the very end. Eclipse is a legit inferior Shadow made by the "Dark Arms" instead of the Black Arms and Gerald. The only gimmick Eclipse has is his little Wisp-like pets that he can fuse with.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:34:52 AM No.713861215
Are all Sonic threads just pseudo/dbs/ threads?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:04:16 AM No.713862959
>>713848856 (OP)
someone post the pic of metal silver and mecha
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:39:47 AM No.713864990
>>713848856 (OP)
>cleavage.gif
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:50:14 AM No.713865591
>>713848856 (OP)
What's the point of ANY villain? They're all jobbers who get cucked by the heroes, otherwise there isn't a story.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:57:29 AM No.713865993
>>713855392
>I think they're stalling until they can connect the main story to a new title
They already confirmed that nothing from Frontiers is going to be in the comic, and they ignored Superstars. IDW Sonic is going to be its own thing until it dies.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:09:38 AM No.713866703
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>>713848856 (OP)
This one would have won those fights