Why is Candy Kong so tall?

Who the hell names their daughter candy?

My dad walked in on me staring intently at this trophy once.

>>713850868
It's a pet name, retard. For Candace. Retard.

>>713850736 (OP)
I jerked off to this trophy

>>713850868
the gingerbread man

>>713851084
why are you letting your dad walk into your room? just beat him.

Imagine the bush

>>713853529
I think you're looking at it.

>>713850736 (OP)
Because despite making a bunch of furry bait, they were probably normies so their idea of a hot character was limited to human supermodel proportions. Same thing with Tawna

>Male Kongs capture Human women
Do female kongs kidnap human men?

>>713851117
Candice bananas fit in yo monkey-wife?
gottem.

>>713854485
what am i reading?

>>713851401
This trophy made my dick feel weird, and I didn't understand why

>>713855760
>We want our stylized mascot character to have a hot girlfriend
>Our idea of hot is limited to a tall, slender, blonde girl with big tits
>Let's just slap a slightly-anthro animal head on that kind of body

She just is. DK is a lucky kong.

>>713854938
lol gotem

>>713851401
I believe you

>>713854938
kek

>>713857935
It really isn't so bold a claim. I still jerk it to Candy Kong to this day.

>>713850736 (OP)
REPLACED

lanky kong fucked someone obviously or his dad did

for me its dixie

>>713856662
I wouldn't consider myself a normalfag, but an anthro blonde bimbo ultrababe sounds pretty good to me.

>>713860689
>jiggle physics
didn't expected that

>>713864030
I remember seeing it when I played it way back, and was surprised no one else knew about it until recently.

>>713864419
>was surprised no one else knew about it until recently.
So why the hell didn't you say anything? It's due to guys like you that good things are lost to history.

>>713856941
Sorry, DK cant have a hot kong gf now, that's not wholesome chungus for the kids.

>>713866540
I brought it up two years ago. It's not my fault Barrel Blast filtered so many people.

>>713867768
to be fair, that game was garbage too

>>713868526
I think its a fun game (the boost mechanic is fun to use and chaining boosts is great), the problem is that the controls are super tiring on a Wii and kinda hard to map on Dolphin, and the game is mostly a boring cakewalk until you unlock the hardest difficulty where it gets fast and challenging.

Well how tall is she? I like girls taller than me

sex monkey

>>713850736 (OP)
BUILT FOR KONG DONG