This game is such a chore. Nonstop back to back gameplay, it's like you don't get a second for respite, just ACTION ACTION ACTION! No character development, no cutscenes, no chill moments, THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY INCENTIVE TO FIND LOW KEY ODD COZY SPOTS YOU WANT TO DRINK A BEER AT FOR FRICKS SAKE! This game is nothing like the perfect balancing act Half Life 2 performs, blending cinematic moments within it's gameplay. Half Life 2 set the standard for AAA games are today while Crap Life 1 feels like a relic that should remain forgotten. Thoughts?

>>713862031 (OP)
>Thoughts?
1 > 2

I agree
/thread

>>713862031 (OP)
Play Black Mesa instead

>>713862031 (OP)
>perfect balancing act
>hl2
silly gabe, you'll never be halo

>>713862031 (OP)
Good troll post. More effort put into it than I've seen in ages on /v/. 8/10

It's a funny thread but some onions slurping god of war fan with a playstation probably actually thinks things like this about games with gameplay instead of 8 hours of cutscenes.

I love Half-Life 1 though.

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>>713863040
It's called ragebait unc :wiltedrose: :wiltedrose: :wiltedrose:

>>713862031 (OP)
pause it if you need to take a piss.

the first "woke" game

>>713863302
>t. alyx in the episodes