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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:32:19 AM No.713873305
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>Straight White Christian Conservative Protagonist with a (literal) white gf

How are they going to Poz the 3rd game?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:36:44 AM No.713873492
>>713873305 (OP)
>Christian conservative
But heโ€™s fighting against the empire chud
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:38:38 AM No.713873585
>>713873305 (OP)
>How are they going to Poz the 3rd game?
Same way the did the 2nd game. By making all the NPC's minorities or gay.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:38:54 AM No.713873604
>>713873492
Star Wars was made at the time where the evil empire controlling downtrodden people was the USSR

Star Wars being a Vietnam parallel was always a retroactive cope
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:42:22 AM No.713873759
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this was the last good star wars movie
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:46:20 AM No.713873946
>>713873305 (OP)
I dont think they will.
There's been bitching about woke for more then a decade now.
Jedi 1 and 2 came out in the middle of woke shit and they're fine
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:55:15 AM No.713874321
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WokeGOD here. I love this series.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:55:34 AM No.713874336
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>>713873305 (OP)
The cunny will become Cal's padawan and he will sacrifice himself to save her.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:58:48 AM No.713874476
>>713873759
Lucas changed Revenge to Return to save 5 cents in his ink fund.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:14:34 AM No.713875124
>>713873759
Nah it was Revenge of the Sith
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:16:32 AM No.713875215
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:18:40 AM No.713875293
Will the Mouse bring back Debra Wilson as a Force ghost?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:20:11 AM No.713875364
>>713875293
I know people hate on her but honestly getting steady work in this economy is a feat in of itself. And she's not a bad actor.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:20:58 AM No.713875401
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>>713873305 (OP)
it's a fucking butthurt ginger
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:23:34 AM No.713875505
>>713875401
Isn't ginger hate more of a meme rather than things like the justified repulsion towards negroes and jeets?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:27:49 AM No.713875685
>>713873305 (OP)
They're good games, but they've put themselves in a trap story-wise. Then again, Survivor was already Jedi Knight-tier in how it pulled self-contained/irrelevant villains out of its ass, so I guess it doesn't matter if the next game does the same.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:28:12 AM No.713875707
>>713875505
I think its a remnant on Irish hate more than anything.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:29:33 AM No.713875763
>>713873305 (OP)
Gingers are not white. What's an anagram ginger?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:30:40 AM No.713875806
>>713875685
The only feasible thing I can see is Cal laying low till after the battle of Yavin. Him and Merrin focusing on raising their adopted kid.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:31:57 AM No.713875854
Gingers are not white. You know what one anagram of ginger is?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:33:04 AM No.713875901
>>713874321
Why do they have to put her face everywhere. I get the voice acting but donโ€™t they see itโ€™s weird to have her in God knows how many game
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:33:26 AM No.713875916
>>713875901
Just the nature of using motion capture.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:34:51 AM No.713875976
>>713875916
And turns out motion capture can be immersion breaking
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:38:49 AM No.713876173
>Merrin is genuinely pretty and her outfits actually highlight her femininity..
>In the 2020s
What sorcery is this?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:43:42 AM No.713876378
Bode did nothing wrong.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:45:46 AM No.713876470
>>713875707
>Irish hate
When has that even been relevant? The fucking 1800's? The only people trying to do any harm to gingers is mainstream media with replacing every ginger with a black minority.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:47:18 AM No.713876543
>>713873305 (OP)
>irish
>white
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:49:19 AM No.713876619
>>713873305 (OP)
There was an author who tried to make Merrin a dyke in some book, but the second game pretty much ignored it completely so she can fuck Cal.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:51:46 AM No.713876716
>>713876470
>>713876543
Speak of the Devil.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:54:31 AM No.713876834
>>713876619
Yeah. Its actually pretty odd how really irrelevant the book is..
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:55:44 AM No.713876879
>>713873305 (OP)
deborah wilson owning vader was already enough points to offset it
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:57:11 AM No.713876941
Is 2 any good?
I really enjoyed the first.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:58:19 AM No.713876979
>>713875505
some people unironically believe it because they're retarded
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:59:04 AM No.713877003
>>713873305 (OP)
Is this game still horribly unoptimized on pc?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:00:49 AM No.713877074
redneck jedi
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>>713876941
It was pretty fun, the customization was entertaining.
Crossguard Saber was cool even if it makes no sense how Cal acts like its heavy.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:02:34 AM No.713877142
>>713873492
>But heโ€™s fighting against the empire chud
the empire are atheists
vader choked a dude for being an atheist
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:03:18 AM No.713877175
Merrin is a lesbian.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:05:24 AM No.713877261
>>713877175
who likes redhaired men.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:09:00 AM No.713877409
>>713876619
>>713876834
What makes it funnier is it was written by Sam Maggs, the same one who worked on the last Ratchet & Clank game and spent all her time screeching like a banshee whenever anyone on the dev team suggested they give the girl Ratchet anything curvier than a flat chest.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:10:44 AM No.713877503
>>713877074
>that's the thing about padawans man, I get older they stay the same age
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:13:56 AM No.713877651
My issue with that series is that lightsabers are just glowing baseball bats
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:14:10 AM No.713877668
>>713876941
A lot of gameplay improvements over the first, yes. Traversing is just overall a lot better too instead of blindly copying the assassin creed/uncharted 'parkour' shit.
Story is decent ignoring one or two weakpoints
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:21:04 AM No.713877976
>>713877074
>Crossguard Saber was cool even if it makes no sense how Cal acts like its heavy.
Cal uses a different lightsaber form for each style, he uses a slow hard hitting style with the Crossguard to take advantage of its length.
It's not slow because it's heavy.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:28:27 AM No.713878359
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reminder that canonically merrin is a lesbian and cal gets sloppy seconds as she fucks a female stormtrooper on his bed
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:28:49 AM No.713878376
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>>713873305 (OP)
>How are they going to Poz the 3rd game?
Probably the same way they did the first two. Disney Wars is such cancer.

>>713877651
You WILL parry the rats and slugs and various indigenous creatures and you WILL like it.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:39:05 AM No.713878854
>>713878359
go home Sam
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:43:33 AM No.713879080
>>713873305 (OP)
Do you losers actually say stupid stuff like this in real life?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:58:08 AM No.713879901
>>713877175
Maggsfaggs get the rope
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:10:23 PM No.713880592
>>713878854
merrin was pozzed once, they'll do it again by making her fat in the 3rd game or something
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:14:22 PM No.713880798
>>713877651
well, there is some dismemberment in the Survivor at least
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:40:44 PM No.713882062
>>713876716
Irish are pretty fuckin white despite retarded old school Euro balkanized ethno-nationalism. And when non-Euros are mass clogging Europe, those petty differences should of been put aside. Every Euro capitol is a diversified shit hole.
>>713876716
I don't have that infograph, but the one where they took Marvel, and DC and other characters and replaced them with black people. Especially Tara was just a black woman with an orange wig.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:41:45 PM No.713882107
>>713882062
*Typo* "Starfire"
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:49:26 PM No.713882491
>>713875901
Debrachad board, newfaggot.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:54:54 PM No.713882756
>>713875505
Yes but the jews have also the tendency to turn ginger characters into niggers so there is an actual hate for gingers, just maybe not something this guy believes.
>>713873305 (OP)
The jedis are not zionist jew slaves and apologists for the Palestinian genocide tho.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:31:46 PM No.713884632
>>713882491
No.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:33:18 PM No.713884712
>>713875401
Gingers are proven to have a significantly lower IQ than other groups. That's why they are often pictured as retarded bullies, as they often are during childhood.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:41:51 PM No.713885152
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>>713877175
That was just a comic book, dude
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:49:53 PM No.713885537
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>>713873305 (OP)
No idea, I just want them to keep making Cal even more OP, and to make executions more brutal.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:58:23 PM No.713885956
>>713875401
99% of ginger hate comes from juden and their American golems