what's your next move?

alt f4
open up AI RP with bratty femboy soft-dom AI

>>713880464 (OP)
teleport a couple of times with the infinite healing bolt teleporting wand

>>713880464 (OP)
is that a porn game? or noita?

>>713880464 (OP)
probably die

>>713880464 (OP)
Bad decisions must have led me to that point so I would gamble on bad decisions even more and hope they work out.

>>713880464 (OP)
die to some pixel that ticks me for 1 damage

Uninstall because that UI is trash

ez

uninstall because it's an indie game UI

>>713880820
why would it be a porn game

quit and play a better game
roguelike for a game where you die so easily with le random shit behind every corner that you need to study for is garbage design

>>713881654
"THIS GAME ISN'T MADE BY A LARGE COMPANY OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE AT ALL ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE FINAL PRODUCT?! AAAAH I'M GOING INSANE! HELP ME NIGGERMAN! THERE AREN'T EVEN COSMETIC MICROTRANSACTIONS OR SEASON PASSES, AND THEY KEEP RELEASING FREE CONTENT UPDATES! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!"

zoomers are such corporate cocksuckers that it's embarrassing

>>713881731
kek /v/ is so shit at video games

>>713880464 (OP)
Go to nearby charmed hiisi healer, ez full health.

>>713881843
>if you don't want to infodump yourself you're bad at videogames

>>713881984
>play game
>get gud

>>713881835
yes.
why should I play games made by a fucking nobody?

>>713880464 (OP)
befriend a nigga

>>713882058
youre a nobody in real life, and one should always stand alongside and support their peers!!! (⁀ᗢ⁀)

>>713881707
like one of those beat em up games where you get downed when you get to 0 hp and then the enemy is slowly walking up to you and fucking you and you transition into a game over screen

>>713882007
>play the same few levels several times only to get instantly fucked over by le reddit instakill or suicide shit
a waste of fucking time

>>713882123
>befriend a nigger
>he roaming around after done healing
>he picked up a random wand with nigger spells
good run champ

>>713882367
your time mustn't be worth much if you're posting in a thread about a game you're not good at

>>713882470
noita giveth and noita taketh

>>713882552
you killed him, anon.

>>713880464 (OP)
die and respawn with the respawn mod

>>713882470
You must build him a humble house

Remember when /v/ had constant Noita generals?
I don't care what you niggers say, Noita was /v/'s FOTM at one point, you fags are just pretending you never liked it

>see a wand disappear in the dark

>>713883842
it is still beloved here, just like dragon's dogma 1. A few contrarians and newfags won't change what's been.

>>713881619
Yeah just tell me where to find both of these before my health reaches 0 because of 1 pixel of (insert noita gameplay here)

>>713880464 (OP)
I'm already dead.

>first time making it to multiple parallel worlds after playing for 200+ hours
>3000 health
>get poly'd and die due to cursed rock
It was fun but kind of boring too, maybe I'm finally done with the game

>>713880464 (OP)
alt f4 and play a good game instead. Only here you will see faggots defending a random pixel instakilling you from offscreen or punishing the player for not playing with the wiki on second monitor

>>713881707
You say this, but someone ripped off "Holy Invasion of Privacy Badman" to use as a porn game.

>>713881835
indie nobodies rarely make good video games, AAA fags at least USED to make good games

>>713885196
There's no way a game with that title isn't already ripping off a thousand other games

>>713886921
Sounds like you've never played it
What did I do to deserve this My Lord is a dungeon building game with a focus on ecology
You have to have enough small monsters living in your dungeon for your larger monsters to eat, but after each attack from Heroes you need to repopulate sections and you can only cause monsters to spawn by destroying walls
Its incredibly simple and complex, download PPSSPP and give it a try. The second game is apparently easier.

>>713887076
...Baldur's Gate?

>>713887076
I brainfarted, I meant... dungeon keeper?

>told myself i would be careful with this wand
>shot the wall next to me

>>713883842
its still loved.
if you're talking about the lack of discussion: noita is a single player game, anon.
you cannot expect infinite discussion for singleplayer games.

>>713887171
No, dungeon keeper needs you to do specific things to lure monsters to your dungeon and after each stage you go to a new map.
Badman has a persistent dungeon, and between attacks you only have a limited number of tiles you can destroy.
Its all about planning, understanding and luck.