Wow! This game died REALLY fast. Nintendo really screwed the pooch on that patch.

It's an online incredibly brain-dead move from nintendo's part. When it's your sole launch exclusive you want that shit to be fun and rude you over to the next game. Now people just have nothing until mid July

>>713880612 (OP)
i'm i'm gonna POOOOOOOOOOOOTCH

Eat your veggies. Race on the intermission tracks.

>>713880827
the only people who bought switch 2s are tryhard sweats and diehard fans. All the kids already have a switch 1

>>713880827

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6tvzG_88sU

8snoys

Why did Nintendo think highway driving is what people wanted?

>>713880827
>and rude you over to the next game.
What did the ESL mean by this?

If DK and his bananas can't turn things around, Nintendo are in for a bad time. I don't see that game as a system seller though. Nobody buys a console for donkey kong. Maybe they would have in the mid 90s since that was some next level stuff for the hardware, but definitely not now

Reminder that if your console gets banned for wrongthink on social media you can't use game key cards.

>mario kart sucks ass
>no 3d mario
>no pokemon until october, no mainline until probably late 2026
>no splatoon until ???
>no zelda
Disastrous

Nintendo has been making 8/10 games since skyward sword.

It's just that everyone else makes 6/10 games so it makes Nintendo look good by comparison.

>>713880898
I boughted a switch 2 on launch because its going to go up in price if anything.

But yes, the screen sucks and I mostly play my Swoled.
>haha he spend 500 on a thing he doenst use
500 is nothing and I will use it a lot over the coming 8 years or so

Absolutely malding

>>713881394
But you fags told me gatekeeping was le heckin based and le redpilled?

>>713881416
>>no pokemon until october, no mainline until probably late 2026
It's out in September you fucking idiot and Splatoon just got a new side game!