I don't consider you a real gamer if you have to use "HD" mods to change the look of an old game during your first playthrough.
There is an extra special place in hell for the people who mod in new remixes instead of listening to the classic songs.

that's like telling someone they're not a gamer if they use the highest graphic settings

>>713889404
Highest graphics settings are not mods that replace the graphics.

>>713889404
Are you retarded?

>>713886694 (OP)
Was Marvel 3 worth it?

>>713886694 (OP)
Is he done with cyberpunk yet?

I hope Woolie and Pats kids die so they go back to talking about video games.

Also, Pat had his dog put down because it bit the kid but he can't say that on twitter or else he'll look evil.

>>713891007
it's ogre bro

It's been ogre since whatever mysterious event caused the smash ultimate crashout

>>713886694 (OP)
Remixes, sure, but there's nothing wrong with HD textures if it isn't just a sloppy AI upscale and successfully manages to capture the soul of the original. Nothing wrong with higher FPS and widescreen/modern resolution patches or whatever either. If you're not playing on original hardware and/or with a CRT then you shouldn't care about "muh authentic experience" at all.

Maybe I've gotten jaded but "remastered" soundtracks for rereleases seem to always be inferior to the originals.

>>713891007
>I hope children die
Jewish thinking. Post nose, rabbi.

>>713886694 (OP)
I can't believe Pat Jr's gonna COLONIZE Woolie's daughter

>>713892107
Matt had been checked out for a long time before then. Him being a whiny manchild was bound to cause a break.

>>713886694 (OP)
>mods the hell out of Cyberpunk as his first run on pc
>that ends up failing so he uses PS5 instead, by thranserfing that fucked up modded copy of the save files over
>consantly runs into bugs never seen before for the average person
How does he do it

>>713892758
I want my video game podcast back.

Woolie's the type of guy to end up at the gates of Heaven and sit there for a few hundred years thinking how he can optimise eternity and see everything on the first go around before actually stepping inside.

>>713893197
What so they can talk about fighting games again for hours on end? What they really need is a third person again to keep them on track.

>>713893197
long before they knocked up their wives the podcast was being taken over by incredibly boring "what did you do during the week" stories

>>713893094
Woolie is a special kind of retard. He's an LPer/Streamer whose first and only priority is "But meeeeee tho, my own personal private enjoyment tho". It's why he'll always be a Z lister, he never throws the viewers a bone. Not once.

>>713886694 (OP)
Filthy pie thief

>>713893425
I noticed that years ago when there was a absolute refusal to use a Mouse & Keyboard and just bullshitted a Controller setup whenever possible like with Brigador, which didn’t even make sense

>>713891007
Jesus fucking christ lol

>>713893425
his chat is honestly dog shit. he never cultivated it so the dregs festered.
>>713891007
chill the fuck out and if that happened i promise you they would not be able to like function anymore

I hope you all enjoyed the final episode of Versus Wolves before it becomes 3 hours of "I'm a dad now" 'discussion'

>>713890673
Most definitely.

>>713886694 (OP)
Into his hole

>>713886694 (OP)
Super autistic of me, when I heard Witcher 1 was getting a remake, I tried the first game without any additional changes outside of it's directors cut editions. I always seek the originals before any changes.

>>713893307
this is going to sound insane but they really should just talk it out with matt. its been like 7 years. talk it out and do some podcasts again.

>>713893304
>treats everything like a fighting game
>not particularly good at fighting games
How does he do it

Ok well good. I'm glad that you don't consider me a "gamer." Gamers are dead anyways.

>>713893986
Mat hated Pat from episode one so i doubt that would work. Plus Matt is already doing stuff with Liam I think.

Woolie constantly complains about how busy he is and how he has so much going on but he has Minh on editing duty and seemingly only streams with reggie like 10-15 hours a week tops. What the fuck is he on about? He has nothing else in his life besides running around to restaurants, conventions and going on vacation constantly.

>Claims to love Japanese games and culture
>Starts pearl clutching whenever he sees something that differs from western cultural norms
He sincerely thinks Canada is the model for the world to follow.

I miss them bros

cascada's everytime we touch is superior to the original literal who

>>713894687
How the hell is he doing so well?

>>713886694 (OP)
Tripfags should kill themselves.

>>713892867
>Implying woolie's Darli daughter wouldn't amazon Pat's 5'0 ginger son.
God I haven't jerked in like a whole week give me a break.

>>713891007
>those 2 fat fucks got married and bred
What's our excuse /v/?

>>713894927
The reality is Pats son will be a fat fuck just like Pat and Woolies daughter will be a fat shutin fujo.

>>713894957
>Internet famous
>Plenty of money
>No standards
>Willing to settle for used goods
>Thousands of fans fellating your ego daily
It's that easy.

For me? It's Cinna.

>>713893094
What's with Woolie and always making his custom character an ugly bald negress on his first playthrough, like this and Mass Effect? I thought he liked crazy hair and muscle girls. Is ugly bald girl also a fetish of his?

>>713894846
He knows how to appease the algorithm. I remember watching an interview with Hideki Kamiya talking about developing RE2 that directly contradicted stuff in Matt's video on the game's development so the quality of his research doesn't seem to be the best. Also his fighting game podcast is woeful

>>713894562
Don't get me started on this absolute nigger. This FUCK is the kind of faggot who'll start rolling his r's after learning about two words in Brazilian Portuguese and calling people "white" for not rolling them and then immediately saying some shit like "aht Kat sookie" or names like "yoko tayro" and excusing it with "whut I grew up saying it and it's like hard and stuff."

FUCKING
FAGGOT with that shit.

>>713894846
Easy to digest content, especially compared to hours long streams that only have like 20 minutes of worthwhile moments.

was gonna meme on you since i, a real gamer, have just been playing the metroid 1 hd pack and fucking loving it, but
>first playthrough
yeah, hard agree. if you can't appreciate the game in its original state you do not deserve it in any other fan-made state, i'll shrug off a pass if it's an official remake but if you really love it you should try the original

>>713895259
>Is it fascist or fascist?
>It's FASH-IST Woolie, not FASS-IST...
>Really? I've never heard anyone say it that way.
UUURRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

>>713895231
>his fighting game podcast
>Matt
>Fighting game
Holy shit you've got to be kidding me. The guy fucking sucks at fighting games. He's worse than Max and he's the biggest loser there ever was.

>>713895092
He feels the hair options are almost always lacking if you trying to make black people.

>>713894957
Don't their wives have real jobs?

>>713895493
I've stopped genuinely caring about their shit opinions about 6 years ago and have been using them as background noise and occasional zinggers. Works out because FUCK the few times you actually listen in it's some of the dumbest shit you've ever heard.

>>713894846
We should just be happy any of them are doing well. I honestly thought none of them would have a leg to stand on

>>713893852
John pulling out the Seed gunpla for maximum psychic damage on Woolie was perfect.
Can't wait to see how the fight turns out.

>>713895505
>He feels the hair options are almost always lacking if you trying to make black people.
Just like reality, judging by his revolting rat nest.

>>713895743
It went a bit bizarro world, everyone figured Matt would crash and burn, but I think between his YT money and being married to a heir to a huge fortune he's the best one off financially. And Liam vanished

>>713895769
>Woolie got called shitlocks at a con
>He thought it was an endearing nickname about how lame his dreadlocks are in comparison to others and not about how he stinks like shit because he never washes his hair

>>713895497
He hosts it with Max and JWong, I think it's just something they do for some more money. Matt is the main host despite being interested in fighting games the least. I watched some of one episode and it was mostly just Max shilling for Capcom unchecked

>>713895917
I distinctly remember him saying he still has it was because the first time he tried them a hot girl said he looked nice with them.

>>713895259
You're talking about the same leaf that gets super self conscious about sounding white. His idea of sounding black? American nigger thug

>>713886694 (OP)
Reggie is the better black guy

>>713895889
I completely forgot about his mob wife. Kek

>>713897515
It's funny how Woolie hated being the Woolie of SBFP only to end up in the same position on his own channel and now Reggie is the Pat.

>>713897720
I don't always agree with Reggie's personal takes, but at the very least he's entertaining. Not too good at games to breeze through, but not too slow either. Not too up his own ass about decisions in games. And most importantly: he doesn't move at a fucking snail's pace for no good reason.

>>713894957
Have you talked to any women recently?

>>713886694 (OP)
Pats problem is he just does whatever he wants. Doesn’t comment, plays the game well enough, stops stream. It’s like being invited to an autistic child’s house to hang out and they refuse to even talk to you once you arrive cuz the TV is more interesting. With Paige there this is lessened.

Wollie, on the other hand, despite all his strange quirks, is slave to audience expectation. His insane controller setups and save file fuckery are all to play optimally, because he’s terrified of looking shit at the game, but these hare brained schemes usually blow up and make him look shit regardless. Not to mention the classic Woolie “do something insane, get comments saying bro that was insane, the pause stream and whine for 25 minutes about how if you consider his perspective it was actually very reasonable” cope.

They’re melting. Matt won.

>>713894687
>be matt married for 10 years
> two other friends have kids in half the time
lol

>>713891007
I've privately thought out loud some insane fucking things in my life, but to type this shit for others to see is some subhuman level mentality. Get help, I sincerely mean this. Blah 4chan and all , internet isn't real but man , that ain't normal.

with as many health issues that pat has some which are easily solvable with the right diet and excercise no way he sticks around for the majority of the kids life i give him till 59 tops

>>713891007
I miss SBFP too but this is a bit much pal

>>713899164
thousands die everyday who gives a shit

>>713899094
Imma be honest, I am genuinely shocked paige survived childbirth, the woman turned her neck to fast and got put into a cast or something if I recall. Ate glass, ate mold, lord knows what else she has going on inside. Baby is truly a miracle. Zero trouble getting pregnant either, the human body makes no fucking sense. Hell pat should have diabetes by now.

>>713895090
she's perfect

>>713886694 (OP)
Nobody cares what you think

god i hope the pathologic liar bit is real
really elevating the parasocial streamer relationship to another level

>>713891007
Calm down schizo

>>713899410
Oh you know it brother.

>>713894562
The Yakuza series morality straight up melted his brain to the point even pat was losing his patience a bit.
For something who constantly soapboxes it's odd how upset he gets when a game doesn't allow him to solve the situation with murder.

>>713895753
I generally dislike Eyepatchwolf but I admit him and Woolie make a good comedic duo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTbWeqbBcyo

>>713900429
He can't help it, sometimes his instincts as a black man (or worse, a canadian) rise to the surface and he feels an overwhelming desire to commit extreme violence unprovoked.

>>713889404
Holy fuck you are stupid

>>713900304
The way she's constantly looking to the screen to see if she's showing off enough.... god what a whore...

>>713899315
Man I miss the old e3 watchalongs.

>>713886694 (OP)
>Finally explains the "Liar who stole my pie" bit over a decade later
>Still clearly mad about it

>>713891007
based this but their entire families and themselves and their entire fanbase/hatebase

>>713900630
>good comedic duo
Because they will each do a 10 minute fake laugh in response to any attempt at humour*?

*one of them screams

>>713901106
watch it buddy those are my friends you’re talking about

>>713901106
>>713900630
Eyepatch wolf gets BTFO in everything he does
>caused Woolie to like JJK more than HxH
>caused Woolie to be underwhelmed by Mother 3

He wants Woolie to have opinions like him but he ends up being disappointed because something else keeps mogging the series he likes.

>>713901417
>caused Woolie to like JJK more than HxH
jesus christ

>graphics dont matter just the gameplay
>unless you're using mods, now it matters
also stop posting poop in the OP

>>713894562
>>713895259
Does he still pretend to do haka? lmao

>>713901417
>an entire podcast out of that awkward feeling you get from a friend being underwhelmed by something you show them
What were they thinking

>>713901801
woolie has mostly shitty normal fag tastes anyway

>>713901417
The problem with Versus Wolves is that i
Eyepatch Wolf is way more cultured than Woolie.
Woolie's got way more gaps in his pop culture knowledge than John does, so every episode ends up being
>Woolie reacts to a cool thing
>John reacts to some weird shit Woolie had to scramble on the spot for him because he got combo broken like twice

>>713901417
Listen it's not his fault Woolie has genuine shit taste and despite acting all superior about Naruto considers the Shibuya Incident to be the peak of the medium or something.

>>713901965
One of the few based tastes he has is liking Legend of the Galactic Heroes. What's extra surprising is that he does actually seem to understand it, instead of the usual surface level understanding he has of most things.

Knowing him, that means he probably got that take from someone else rather than coming to it on his own.

>>713902418
>Legend of the Galactic Heroes
wow so brave

I assume it makes sense for streamer economics but I find it really fucking weird how he lets plays extremely long RPG's exclusively. 5000 hours of cyberpunk and probably 2000 hours of expedition 33 just drowns out everything else on his channel

>>713902418
>black people even steal thoughts
grim

did woolie stop having that tranny on?

>>713902615
It's funny how those sorts of LPs he does are so long, but at the same time he also manages to miss fucking everything.

>>713886694 (OP)
Why is there a chocolate man as the attached image?

>pat fucked his sister and had a kid
>woolie adopts a child to prove he's not gay

>>713902751
Anon, that's a white guy. The whitest.

>>713902828
Kek this image
Racebro vs Woolie's image of /fa/

How pissed is woolie going to be when he's daughter grows up to be the whitest anti-hood bitch imaginable?

Still no channel that can fill the void SBFP left behind. I tried all the usuals, even tried anime girls, nothing worked...

Sorry I only watch real canadians.

>>713903372
No chance of that happening. She's canadian. Literally born cucked.

>>713902867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9d14BWTAyM

Lmao

>>713894927
poor little white guy

>>713903449
the dynamic was great
best i've found is mikeburnfire and thecleric

>>713886694 (OP)
Who.are you and why the fuck should I care if you consider me a true gamer

>>713897868
>he doesn't move at a fucking snail's pace for no good reason
Sometimes he does, he's been playing Expedition 33 for almost 30 fucking hours and he just now got to the end of act 1. I was taking it slow on my first playthrough and I think it took me maybe 10 hours to get that far, I genuinely have no idea why he's moving at such a snail's pace with that game

>>713904007
That's insane, took me 30 hours to beat the whole main story lol. I imagine it's Woolie pushing him to do all the side content immediately and beating his head against walls instead of just coming back later.

>>713903564
>mikeburnfire
Oh fuck I forgot about them. Their New Vegas coop run was the goat. Stopped watching around when he defended Frontier. That was too much.

>>713904007
>>713904239
This particular LP he's exhibiting a worrying amount of Woolie-tier indecisiveness.

>>713904239
Well that and spending half an hour at a time looking at pictos and luminas searching for that elusive "optimal combo"

>>713904550
optimal niggas have brain damage and don't know how to have fun

>ohhhhh I just cant enjoy myself if I know my axe is doing 462893648931 damage when I know it could be doing 462893648932 damage, I better grind and roll for the optimal gear for 5 years
>I finally have it... the optimal gear... now I can continue
>this game is boring and too easy, time to drop it in chapter 2

Pat and John are no longer friends.

>>713905402
Never were

>>713886694 (OP)
These people don't shampoo their hair.

>>713905402
It seems like most of Pat's friends stop being friends with him after a while.

>>713893197
you want this crap back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHQmP0jOVJY

>>713905402
John who?

>>713896125
I don't know why he's so obsessed with being a thug
revenge against his momma for wanting to raise him with good religous values?

>>713896125
>>713908430
Does he do that shit for real? He's such a fucking dork, I always thought it was ironic.

>>713891007
Don't worry. They are being raised by Pat and Woolie.
I wonder if Woolie will take the child as an opportunity to end his failed attempt at becoming a streamer.

>>713907779
John Sw1tcher

>>713908851
Too white to be black. Too black to be white. Truly, to be a Woolie is to suffer.

>>713895092
>crazy hair
Really? Iv always known him as a short hair supremacist. Coulda swore I heard him call long hair gross once.

>>713899315
Why are they so pissed?

>>713910183
Matt was in a bad mood that day and Liam was talking about a skiing and snowboarding game, trying to tell Matt how cool it was and how cool the skiing game on the stream looked and Matt snapped "FUCK YOU, IT'S SKIING YOU SKI!" and they just sat in silence like that.

>this shit thread is given a spot
>meanwhile jannies purge skg threads which are about the future of vidya as a medium

>>713891007
>Put down their dog

For real? Pat and Paige seem like assholes quite frankly: I can't recall entirely what it was, but they were doing something to their neighbours and thought they were heros for it only for their community to turn on them. (I think it involved dog shit)

Pat and his goblin wife delivering their one-sided versions of stories involving fights with other people and still somehow consistently coming off as being in the wrong is a special talent.

>>713911158
kek

Once you get the benefit of the doubt. Twice is ehh. But Paige is on like 6+ encounters (that they've admitted to on the podcast/stream, fuck knows how many there really are) now. She said Quebec was the source of all their fights with neighbours only to go to bumfuck nowhere and still end up having drama with random people. My favourite is:

>I taunted an old man by having my dog pee on his grass and continued to do it after his family came out and said "Hey...he's not all there" because wahhhh he made finger guns at me

>>713902751
I'm mostly salty about the FFIX playthrough.

>>713910960
Of course not for real. They left it at some doggy day care dump for a weekend and it died "mysteriously." It's not like those pug breeds could harm anything anyway they're begging for death with every breath they take, which of course means they had to get another one

>>713911158
them always being the victims somehow tells me they start most of the bullshit lol

>First time playing FF7
>Person loaded the game up to the TITS with mods
>Full sized sprites in the overworld instead of the blocky ones, they look awful and out of place
>Forced 60 fps so the game runs like its on 2x speed
>That awful AI voice mod
Cannot think of a worst way to play a game for the first time.

>>713903449
Lythero is the closest I've found. At least when he streams with zyzx and iheartjustice.

>>713910960
Other way around, they were the ones having shit done to them. Their neighbours were harassing them because Paige didn't speak bastardized French, so they had to flee.

>>713891007
Only a negro could make a post this bad

>>713902828
All that expensive clothing and he's getting drip logged by a guy with a funny shirt

>>713914768
That's what Pat and Paige claim...

But trouble seems to follow Paige around...

>>713916441
Well yeah, she is a woman