Thread 713887467

>new kojikino game released
>no one cares
>no threads
What went so horribly wrong?
Talk about the game!

Its only problem is that it's almost too good.

bro there's legit nothing to say. I've got like 6 hours into it and it's more DS1. Even the story and characters still make no sense to me. I don't know where we're going with it. I just don't really care that much

>>713887467 (OP)
I'm waiting for it to come to playstation plus in a few years since I'm not spending 70 dollars on a game, but I liked the first one allot so I'm sure its great

It's the same game again.
>shit story
>shit characters
>shit forever cutscenes
>great game buried under twenty hours of shit you have to slog through

No one is telling Kojima, or he just doesn't care because he gets to rent actors to take pictures with.

>>713887467 (OP)
It's a $80 DLC

>>713887467 (OP)
>Just walking around
This is that Japanese "Soul" I keep hearing about, a fraud that kimono guy

Don't worry, when the PC release comes out people with actual good taste will be able to play it and appreciate it

>>713887467 (OP)
>Talk about the game!
Why?

>>713887467 (OP)
its because its a console release and everyone knows consoles are anti-consumer.

game is kino and comfy like the first, second Neil-Vana-not-Solid-Snake mission was kino with the reduced gravity jumping and grenade launcher fighting was pretty fucking fun

but

am I supposed to give a shit about this fake Lou attached to my chest? I have barely interacted with it since real Lou’s late term abortion at the end of chapter 2, do I just continue to ignore it? I’ve interacted more with Dollman than this phantom surrogate

>>713887467 (OP)

the only new game i can even care about since every other game i care about is some EA game that has been in development for 8 years or something. The only big project games that are good are ones NOT made in america

>>713887467 (OP)
I didn’t finish DS1 so I can’t play it.

>>713887994
good morning, india marketer

>>713888051
nice try saar, by all accounts India and China are the primary users of Steam/PC so I can only assume you are waiting for the sloppy seconds port in 8-12 months time, not my fault console users have taste instead of playing F2P slop like PC only vegans

>>713887467 (OP)
>release a game on a console no one has
>wonder why no one cares

>>713888195
>+2.75₹ rupees have been added to your ps+ account

Neil > Cliff

What kind of person owns a ps5?

>>713887467 (OP)
It has the same problem as the first one. It's way too easy to optimize the fun out of the game because the vehicles are too useful, even without roads. Still love playing the game and the vibes are immaculate.

>>713887467 (OP)
pretend you won

>>713888398
subhuman brown retards

>>713888392
REMEMBER SOLID SNAKE?!

>DOOOD GUITAR DANCE OFF!
Can see the agape soi mouths already.

>>713888525
No, because Big Boss was better

>>713888525
>J.J. ABRAMS SHOULD DIRECT STAR WARS
Fuck these irony poisoned anti-auteur pricks

why the fuck can’t Gaben just sell one of his fucking yachts and fund a fucking Kojimbo project so we can get shit like this exclusive on PC, why is Personal Computing so fucking devoid of soul

doesn’t matter anyway I own all platforms apart from Xbox and DS2 is kino beyond belief, get fucked PC only troons hahaha

>>713888780
good morning saar

IS there anything in this game like the Elder in DS1 where they die if you don't visit them? I keep thinking the Not-Big Boss guy is gonna blow his brains out if I stop visiting.

>>713887467 (OP)
>european wagie simulator :|
>wagie simulator (japan) :O

>>713887572
Low IQ problem

It's pure nonsense as expected.

Even DS1 had a very niche fanbase, expect to only see big sales when it comes to PC

>>713887467 (OP)
do you think kojima jumped the shark with this game? i do, it'll only downwards from now on, i'm sorry kojimabros

>>713889214
lol weren’t the PC sisters celebrating 15 thousand CCU for DS1 recently? highly doubtful

>>713887467 (OP)
>No threads
Probably because all the butthurt people angry about vtubers are asleep

>>713887467 (OP)
It’s like Kojima is trolling, it’s the same story again but with different characters
I like it but still

You have Reddit. Who cares about your normalfag movie game garbage. No one would even give a shit about Death Stranding without celebrity worship.

>>713887467 (OP)
>not on PC
who cares

>>713889427
unfathomably based

>>713887467 (OP)
i bought the previous one and i like it. The graphics and walking feetback are quite nice.

DS1 but 80 dollars.

I wanted to raise Lou and see her actually grow throughout the game.
Instead she just stays at home then disappears after 1 chapter.
My expectations are subverted, bravo Kojima.

>>713887467 (OP)
No one cares about the pretentious walking simulator.

I am on my 2nd playthrough of MGS3 and the Graniny Gorki section is bugging me, I can't find my way through this place to meet the dude with the nice shoes.

>good game comes out
>/v/pol refuses to discuss it as they just spent $5000 on a Chinese manufactured GPU and can’t afford to eat or buy a PS5
such a sad board, at least there’s endless free to play slop on Steam so its not all bad news

>>713887467 (OP)
I still need to play through the first one.

>>713887467 (OP)
>What went so horribly wrong?
Nobody can play it because only scalpers bought PS5's

>>713887467 (OP)
wasn't released on PC, how can anyone talk about it if we can't play it you dumbfuck

Does it have the same online shit as the first game that makes it unplayable offline?

>>713890613
Nigga the place youre in is NAMED after the >dude with the nice shoes.

>>713888392
I thought this was gonna be some cool meta commentary about Kojima killing his own creation but no the guy’s just a happy cuck

>>713887467 (OP)
I dont have a ps5 and im waiting for tge pc release. Its that simple

>>713887467 (OP)
It's out, but it's not out out.

Fucking hack made me fall in love with Lea Seydoux again, I hate it I HATE IT

too expensive

>>713893874
eh? DS1 offline was the best way to play it, what are you jibber jabbering about

>>713894178
can’t stop jerkin it to Lea and Elle in photomode, would probably have pulled my dick off if Kojimbo chose Dakota instead

>>713887467 (OP)
Its a PS5 exclusive and consoles are kinda pointless now because everything comes to PC.

DS1 and 2 seem like games for pseuds desu. His previous games were heading that way but the gameplay was so good it didn't matter. I'm just not that interested in a strand type of game.

>>713887467 (OP)
I'm too busy 5 starring facilities to talk about the game.

>>713894270
oh yeah I keep forgetting PC-only troons exist lol, I know its a while away but the amount of butthurt seething when Physint drops on PS6 is gonna make the GTAVI console only launch look like small fries, LMAO, the fuck you need a $5000 graphics card for anyway, what a souless platform even less soul than the fucking Switch 2

>>713888742
>t.

So did he make/invent a new genre like he promised?

>>713894964
La Creativdaddy doesn’t invent or merely make..he CREATES

>>713887467 (OP)
Sony exclusive, so neither PC Brazilians nor toddlers care

>>713887467 (OP)
people finally waking up to the hack that is kojima. he literally doesn't understand games.
>b-but muh metal gearu!
he wanted you to have fucking smell-o-vision. the man does not understand the capabilities and limits of video games, all kojima does is go to his poor fucking devs and go "you! deveroper! make the disc self destruct rmao!" and then walks off to go jack one out leaving the actual talent to figure out whatever fucking acid trip idea he has next.

kojima is the epitome of ideas guy with zero understanding of how games work, and i'm glad people are finally realizing it.

is there a benefit to turning live-fire deadly bullets on with the Pizza Chef code and storing the dead bodies in your portable coffin surfboard?

p5x and that horse game just came out. no one is playing this

>>713887989
>has to buy a 400$ graphic card every 3.5 years to catch up with PS5

I’d love to discuss this but being a console owner, especially a PS5 Snoy, is akin to being a Christian in todays imageboard society, posting here is literally suffering and the persecution we console owners face is just absolutely disgusting

what's there to fucking talk about

>>713888392
>>713888525
>>713888550

>>713887467 (OP)
I just started the game yesterday. Taking a small break for lunch.

>>713897604
Keep us posted.

>>713887467 (OP)
do /v/ermins even have PS5? Do they even play video games anymore?

>>713897395
>japanese humor

>>713897395
Balan Wonderworld did it better.

>>713894964
Death Stranding is the only Action Logistics game on the market

>>713897206
poor little /pol/tard

>>713901029
That sounds extremely boring

>>713887467 (OP)
This board doesn’t talk about this until the pc port just like with the last game.

>>713894785
No, I'm an EU chad

>>713887467 (OP)
>game doesn't star a woman for you to play dress up with
>no hecking wholesome characters to ship with each other
>hecking unwholesome violence
>it's not 100% cutscenes
Sorry, this doesn't appeal to nu/v/, you need something more feminine to get /v/'s attention

DS2 is probably the third saddest recycling attempt I've ever seen in gaming (and only because bethesda holds the crown for the first two). Same characters, same story, same villain, everything is a rethread of the first game with nothing of substance to justify a sequel. Ending is a garbage succession of contrived reveals that don't matter.

>actually we are the ghost illuminati here to make you eat ze bugs
>actually no, I, a gay black man, was alive all along and am here to shut you down in the same fucking cutscene, so this reveal was completely pointless
>actually, I, the villain that already died like 4 times across two games, am back and this time for real, please come to the beach to fight me one last time :( I swear I'll destroy the world for real now
Holy shit who gives a fuck about any of this slop
The constant in your face references to kojima's past memes and childish absurdity of the final act undermine any attempt at being serious or poignant. I don't know who this is for, I don't know anyone stupid enough to think mentioning a few high concept notions in your B movie slop somehow makes it more enjoyable.

>>713887467 (OP)
Post the gameplay

>>713905169
Sounds like it's made for the same retards who think MGS2 is le post modern masterpiece

>>713887467 (OP)
Are you surprised to see /v/ actually playing a game?

The paid Indians that constantly shill slop around here are not actual fans.