E33 baguetteniggers are review bombing DS2

>>713891337 (OP)
Funny. They really are the Undertale fans of 2025.

>>713891337 (OP)
Same for E33 user reviews. The difference is, E33 has too many positive reviews to put a dent in.

dark souls 2 fucking sucks anyways

>>713891337 (OP)
death stranding is a gay game liked by pseudointellectual brainlets with tiny penises

>>713891337 (OP)
This is why I hope these disgusting smelly frogleg eating cucked faggots don't win GOTY, cause they can never play with fair cards

>>713891946

>>713891337 (OP)
This is proof that E33 is a reddit game. E33 is proof that npcs will drool over any marvel-tier story as long as it contains time travel.

>>713891995
>Journalist ratings determine how good a game is
You do realize all you need to get good journalist ratings is woke shit right?

>>713892126
what's woke about e33 besides having some black npcs in the starting town that literally all die?

>>713892607
>Strong female characters
>Weak make characters
>Can't romance Maelle
>Preaches about equality
Shall I go on?

>>713893158
>Can't romance Maelle
As her fucking brothers, nigger?

>>713891337 (OP)
>https://www.metacritic.com/user/PS5isLove/
You forgot to mention that that guy gave 10s to over 20 other games, not only Clair, and 0s to 10 other games, not only DS2.

>>713893158
>Preaches about equality
What equality retard, the gods get to kill mortals as they please because of their drama and there's nothing they can do.

>>713891995
>metacritic
funny you mention that

>>713893158
>Can't romance Maelle
Hello, Ranjeet.

>>713893158
>strong female characters
>weak male characters
Renoir is literally right about everything he does and the reason there is any problems in the first place is entirely due to Aline and Alicia being emotional weaklings.

This may shock you to learn but there is actually more to the game than lune having to save Gustav at the beginning of the game.

>>713894020
>Renoir is literally right about everything he does
More like 95% right

>>713893537
That faggot scored it a 0, a fucking ZERO, the game is well optimized, looks incredible, sound design etc. if you don't like the gameplay ok then give it a 7 maybe even a 6 but a fucking 0 is dishonest and bad faith as fuck

none of this matters tho

>>713891337 (OP)
User scores were a mistake, I wish they remove that shit already or you need to at least prove that you own the fucking game and played for min. 2 hours, this would make things so much better

>>713893701
>>713896007
>legally mid
there's journo score and user score. user score is the only thing that matters.

>>713891337 (OP)
Oh shit forgot it was open, I'll lay a fat 0 on this crap lol

ds2 is a 7 at best, cool technology being wasted on a shit game

>>713891337 (OP)
Good, Dark souls 2 is shit

nobody cares about your metacritic bot falseflagging OP

>>713898131
then it's still a 7 and not a 0. 0 would be justifyable if the game is literally broken and unplayable which isn't the case at all

>>713891337 (OP)
>enemies have infighting mechanics
both groups of retards can fight over which goyslop is better while I enjoy infinite steak dinners by playing old games and their ROMhacks

Blame Kojimbo for 'fixing' the gameplay since play testers found it too fun for his liking.

>>713891337 (OP)
HELLO SAAR EXPEDITION 33 BLOODY BAD
>>713826602

>all these kids fighting over journo scores
what a pathetic sight

>>713902163
so this confirm anti expedition 33 retards are fucking pajeets? holy kek I was right all along

>>713891337 (OP)
U gonna do anything about it?
*grip fist while u cower *
Ya that’s what I thought. BITCH

>>713891337 (OP)
seethe

>>713894165
Yeah, it was the early 1900s, he should have slapped the shit out of them both.

>>713902278
I bet my video games journalist could beat up your video games journalist

>name is PS5isLove
>fellating the multi-platform game
>bombing the PS5 exclusive

You should've used one of your other sockpuppets or cropped the name you retard.

>>713891337 (OP)
This is what Kojima wants. From his own mouth he'd rather his game get called a 7/10 instead of a 9/10 or 10/10.

>>713891337 (OP)
Tendies flamewarring again

>>713891337 (OP)
I don't want to play either.

>>713905640
his reviews are all over the place if you look at the profile.

>>713891337 (OP)
all this shitshow when we know ninty is gonna take it this year

>>713893158
I know playing video games is hard for you since you're a Kojima fan, but you could at least watch it on youtube instead of making shit up.

>>713891337 (OP)
E33 and DS2 shillbots can kill each other for all I care. You're both insufferable pseuds.

>>713891337 (OP)
>PS5isLove
>shits on the only PS5 exclusive
why did he do it

>>713911957
Hmmmm, my big brain tells me that it might be a falseflag...

The last googld Kojimbo game was Peacewalker so I don't care.

>>713912142
>Peacewalker
Fuck off.

>>713891919
E33 is too. Except DS has more funny stuff and E33 is as dry as a virgin's cunt, looks like an oversaturated UE5 slop and is full of souls inspiration which is never a good thing if you have at least some semblance of taste. Also, Maelle's voice is fucking annoying.

>slop vs slop
Not my problem.

>>713912384
e33 wins (barely) because it's a game
whereas ds is a pretentious walking simulator for failed movie buffs who huff their own farts

>>713891337 (OP)
But Digworld Steam 2 is great.

>>713891337 (OP)
user reviews should just be rotten tomatoes style. people just give 0s and 10s anyways

>>713891337 (OP)
>trusting any review for anything
Reviewers are either paid shills, rabid fanboys or hate boners.

>>713912384
You notice how you didn't mention a single thing about actual gameplay? Get the fuck off my board, youtubeshitter.