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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:56:52 PM No.713892645
Paper_Mario_The_Thousand-Year_Door_(artwork)
Paper_Mario_The_Thousand-Year_Door_(artwork)
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GameCube version or Switch version?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:57:54 PM No.713892720
>>713892645 (OP)
PC
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:00:41 PM No.713892875
>>713892645 (OP)
The gamecube original has no reason to exist anymore.
>>713892720
resetera pc vegan
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:00:57 PM No.713892886
Switch version is
>30fps instead of 60fps
>way slower and more sluggish in combat
>forces animations to complete before you can select an action
>way easier (already an easy game too)
>drowns you in coins and resources
>text is waaay slower and you can't scroll back
>censored dialogue changes
>removed many sound effects
>crams hints down your throat for every puzzle section
>worse artstyle
>allows you to run away for free and instantly retry fights with no penalty
>many sections lost their atmosphere and ambiance
Only a soulless golem would think the demake is better
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:09:00 PM No.713893417
>>713892645 (OP)
Yes
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:09:03 PM No.713893421
>>713892645 (OP)
Wait for the decomp port.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:09:04 PM No.713893424
>>713892886
The word you're looking for is input latency. The weight capacity has been increased for the better. You can literally ignore the hint feature and it's nothing like OOT Navi. The dialogue was toned down but not as harshly as it's suggested, there's a dude hitting on women nonstop in every chapter. Not censored. A 60FPS patch is still an option down the road.

I also would like to state for the record nothing in the GameCube NA translation or Switch remake infers that Vivian is transgender. There's no story arc associated with a trans coming out plot. The only dialogue in the English translation that comes even close is Vivian saying she won't be treated like a brother. Given the context, it's like the youngest sibling who had enough of the oldest siblings yanking their chain. Everyone who had brothers would troll their siblings by saying they scream like a girl. Or that a girl acts too much like a boy. Never a trans statement. Fucking Reddit Resetera weirdos.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:09:11 PM No.713893431
Gamecube.
>>713892720
For the record, I have done this plenty of times, but you people are massive giga faggots for feeling the need to say it in every thread
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:13:01 PM No.713893679
>>713893424
Vivian literally says xe was born a boy but feels like a girl. The remake is an abomination of the original script to try to push for trans inclusion bullshit

Also you're a faggot for defending a neutered, slow, sluggish, casualized, censored, missing sound effects, neutered atmosphere demake.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:13:46 PM No.713893725
>>713892645 (OP)
Gamecube. Switch is censored and woke.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:14:50 PM No.713893792
>>713893679
>Trans shit
Not in the English script, end of debate.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:16:37 PM No.713893907
>>713893792
It's there.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:17:23 PM No.713893956
>>713893792
I'm talking about the English Switch script. Yes, xe was made trans, unlike either the OG Japanese or OG English.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:17:47 PM No.713893989
>>713892645 (OP)
Switch. It has more content by a slim margin. I think they fixed a soft lock or two as well (in addition to other glitches). The framerate change is baffling but it doesn't matter all too much. People complaining about Vivian are making mountains out of molehills. You can't go wrong either way, but if you've played the GCN one before I recommend you try the new one to decide for yourself.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:19:52 PM No.713894116
>the crossdressing man is now trans instead of just incredibly gay
wow that's outrageous
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:21:45 PM No.713894213
>>713893989
>MUH CONTENT!!!
>this version that made dozens of negative changes to the original, butchers the artstyle, framerate, menus, combat flow, dialogue speed, challenge/balance, sound effects, and atmosphere is better because OH MY SCIENCE!!! EXTRA CONTENT!!!!
Zoomers are such a stupid fucking plague
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:22:56 PM No.713894293
>>713894116
>the faggot who wears a dress is called out as a faggot instead of magically becoming a woman
Yes, faggot. That's how it works.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:23:40 PM No.713894334
>>713894293
he was always trans they just didn't know the word for it in 2003
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:24:00 PM No.713894349
>>713892886
I also played played both versions. this is 100% accurate, I ended up dropping the switch version at the puny tree because itโ€™s so bad
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:28:15 PM No.713894618
>>713892645 (OP)
wait for the inevitable sw2 upgrade
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:29:13 PM No.713894675
>>713892645 (OP)
Emulate the original version or play it on GameCube / Wii if you have the option. Without devolving into individual gripes about the remake, I think it's fair to say that TTYD did not need a remake, so it's a bad choice to reward Nintendo for creating one. For context, real fans of 64 and TTYD have been waiting over 20 years for a proper sequel. We've had 5 duds in that time period.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:32:41 PM No.713894901
>>713893424
>you can ignore the unskippable text that tells you what to do in the game
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:40:57 PM No.713895407
>>713894213
Meds, retard-kun. I even fucking said you can't go wrong either way.
>t. someone that played TTYD 10/11/04
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:01:15 PM No.713896760
>>713894334
The japs have a word for what vivian is. The english word is trap. In both cases its a man.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:07:34 PM No.713897167
>>713895407
No, you definitely can go wrong with spending $60 on a shitty demake inferior to originals
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:24:25 PM No.713898291
>>713896760
trap is specifically when you're a crossdressing man who wants to trick straight men into jacking off to you. dudes who just want to dress like women all the time aren't traps or gay. they're trans.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:26:40 PM No.713898453
>>713898291
No, they're called crossdressing faggots who will never be women
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:27:50 PM No.713898532
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IMG_2505
md5: 6a41c81a3bcf79823bee4191a112d888๐Ÿ”
>>713898291
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:28:10 PM No.713898561
>>713898453
that's like saying crabs are actually called stupid fucking ocean bugs. you're simply wrong and need to calm down. words mean things whether you like it or not.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:57:58 PM No.713900732
>>713892645 (OP)
Switch version has the framerate halved for no reason and the script adapted for really-sensitive LGBTQIA++ babies. The Japanese original allowed the sisters to call Vivian a boy. Goombella now has a crush on Vivian instead of calling him a boy with the tattle.