Have kids they said..... it will be fun they said.....

>>713903451 (OP)
>Give kids crayons
>Don't bother teaching them what to draw on and what to leave alone
>Get mad when they draw on random surfaces
Typical snoy

>>713903451 (OP)
Could be worse. The console itself is undamaged.

>>713903451 (OP)
if i was the parent, i'd cherish that thing for the rest of my life

Drawing on the PS5 is the closest thing it has to a game.

>>713903561
Fuck you

>>713903598
Parent clearly took the covers off and let the kids draw on them and then posted it online for some updoots

>>713903451 (OP)
>shit console
>gets shit on by kids
kek, it's all this piece of shit deserve

>>713903451 (OP)
>Dad is too focused on the fun box and not me
>I'll draw myself inside the fun box, on the fun box
Cry for help.

>>713903451 (OP)

>>713903696
lmao

>>713903685
And that's exactly why you will never be a parent, you would raise a weak pussy just like yourself

>>713903451 (OP)
cute
those kids must love him
this isn't your picture, is it?

>>713903920
It's my console, I beat the shit out of him

>>713903451 (OP)
Grow up
This is 100% your fault

>>713903702
honestly I think they're right. you're at fault for this.

Oh no...the mass produced clip on plastic cover you can remove with a screw driver is simply not replaceable for a few bucks at all...

>>713903920
Yeah it's my console, I beat the shit out of him for it

>>713903451 (OP)
>have kids
your fault desu

>>713903451 (OP)
Looks like an improvement. The ps cinco is ugly as fuck

>>713903451 (OP)
OP you need your own office/vidya space and keep it closed at all times.

>>713903451 (OP)
Fake kid's drawing for reddit points, but what's so important about keeping your electronics plain white/black? It doesn't change the functionality at all, who cares?
>muh interior design
What are you, gay?

>>713904149
latinx

>>713903867
>>713903965
>>713904114
Oww so edgy bro

>>713903451 (OP)
Gross
Those kids must hate him

>>713903451 (OP)
>NOOO MY PIECE OF PLASTIC NOW HAS DRAWINGS ON IT REEEEE
Ungrateful piece of shit. Even ignoring the fact you could just clean it with alcohol, I'd fucking kill to have a wife and children.

I went to an open house yesterday, looking for a bigger house since we've got a 2nd on the way. The homeowner's kid was in his room playing games or probably browsing /v/, mom couldn't get him out the house for an hour to sell their $630k house.
Felt like what's the fucking point, why go through all this trouble to probably inevitably raise another one or two of us.

>>713903451 (OP)
Looks better desu. If Basquiat did that it would look worse and they'd charge millions for it.

I let my kids do that on stuff I give them permission.

>>713903451 (OP)
Seems more fun than any "game" on the Piss5.

>>713903451 (OP)
not a big deal. clean or replace it. in fact leave it like that.

>>713903451 (OP)
I can't even fathom not being able to relate or see that you can easily replace the plate if it bothers you so much, but that's the underaged ragebaiter retards and their idiotic threads on /v/ for you
Some of you really should touch grass once in a while

snoyjeet defence force hitting in full force itt

Little kids are so adorable and pure.

>>713903451 (OP)
SOVL

>>713903451 (OP)
SOULLESS

You just know the types of people who get angry over their children breaking things are abusing their kids.
Stop obsessing over objects, people matter more.

>>713903451 (OP)
i know that's a repost but that's fucking soul
it's not like anyone is jacking off over the console case

>>713903451 (OP)
>oh no, not my post-modern living room decoration with
>now it's worthless as a status symbol when I have guests over

>>713903451 (OP)
>dad is not paying attention to me but he pays attention to that thing next to the tv
>if i draw on the thing maybe dad will pay attention to me for once
Get help faggot

>>713903867
only a pussy would let their kid draw with crayon on their prized possession, a playstation 5 console, which they take great care to clean and maintain

>>713903451 (OP)
I never wanted kids, but when the Minecraft movie came out, for a brief moment I thought how fun it would have been with a child of my own to go with since going alone as an adult felt weird to me. Only for a moment did I imagine.

>>713903451 (OP)
Nooooo not my heckin teenage toyerino!

>>713903451 (OP)
that's all this shitty console deserve

>>713905378
>he went alone
Should have at least pirated it

>>713905373
they're not damaging it in any way
the state of the outer shell has no impact of the performance, the thing would outright be better if it was just the bare pcb

>>713903451 (OP)
Having children in 2025 is economic suicide. You must be rich or really stupid.

>>713903451 (OP)
kinda cute, wouldnt get even the slightest upset lol

>>713904009
game???

>>713905559
hardly, kids are not that expensive unless you're min maxing them out like a vidya slave. How is it that the poorest niggers in the USA can have 3/4 kids and not work? Its not expensive at all, the real cost is your attention and time.

>>713903685
Thought the same.

>>713905508
Oh no I worded it that wrong. I meant to say it WOULD have felt weird for me to go alone. I did watch it through other means at home just a month ago

>>713903561
>kids always do what they're told
why are ignorant retards allowed to speak

>>713903451 (OP)
>wahhh, my toy!
Just wash it off.

>>713903451 (OP)
you can teach a dog not to do something in 5 minutes pretty sure if your kid does anything bad at all ever it's your fault. Every parent that gives their toddler an phone so they get hypnotised by cocomelon and other brainrot should be shot in the back of the head btw

>>713903451 (OP)
That's one of a kind custom paint job it will take years for pros to study the exact patterns of each stroke done by the artist it's just that rare.

I've wanted a family since I was a kid, but I'm in my late 30's now, never had a gf or sex, so that's not happening. Wouldn't be fair anyway. Kids with older parents is just a needless cruelty. My friends with kids still stay up late, game a lot. Pretty sure my habits wouldn't change much if I had kids. Just less sleep I guess.

>>713903451 (OP)


You think the right wing capitalists who want wage slaves telling people who are barely making ends providing for themselves(sorry no, living 'as King's' cause they're fat and have iPhones. What would that make Billionaires? God's?)and have to work the lionshare of their own lives as is(life is for living, first and foremost) have any better theory of mind and empathy then your average trying 4channer saying if you can't beat a Soul's game with a blindfold then your nothing but a loser? I have a bridge to sell you.

>>713903696
Kek

>>713906145
>muh age
What are your ovaries aching? Cucked male. Fight for your interests.

>GRRR I HATE KIDS THEY NEED TO BE BEATEN EVERYDAY
what causes this mental illness?

>>713906241
Like said, people with older parents suffer needlessly. Not willing to put someone through that. If I wanted kids I should have had them 15 years ago.

>>713906192
just get a gold digger south american pregnant like every looser white man does nowdays

>>713906358
What are you talking about? I told you to get an 18 year old, which is considered old in the wider excerpt of aristotle that quote is from. I'm telling you not to get a hag. Men don't start aging until 40. Jews want you to think that your life runs on a female biological clock so you will take MAID and remain enslaved to your lessers forever, which it sounds like you are on the verge of. Low T cuck. We are at an all time low birthrate because of pushovers like you. 50 years of psyops and you fell for it. Don't pass on your genes then, defective male, if you aren't willing to do what needs to be done and undo feminism.

aging up marriage age for women and giving people artificial sense of aging prematurely so they are willing to die depop plan exposed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0C7pyNzpg8&t=1s

>>713903451 (OP)
soul

>>713903965
>>713904114
stinky subhuman brown hands type these posts

>>713906652
I'm just speaking from observation, what I've noticed about people who have children later in life.

>>713905829
They do if you raise them right and are thinking a lot about it. Must be bad genes. The crayon will come off the plastic pretty easily anyway

>>713903451 (OP)
This is unironically soul

>>713903451 (OP)
soul.

>>713906769
My dad had me when he was 45 with a decades younger woman. Donald Trump's best son was conceived when he was 61 or so. You're just psyching yourself out because people want you to die and you believed them. No one can do it if you don't do it, you need to have the will. We need people to raise unpsyopped kids, if you can't do it, then get out of the way. Plenty of others are willing. Toughen up and stop cucking. You already have a massive hormonal advantage, you do not age the same as a woman. You are not equal. Understand it. Women become frail later in life, men retain better health outcomes. Just take care of yourself. ok pops?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0CFOvZ2ZwA

>>713906145
>>713906358
My parents had me when they were in their mid 30s and there was no "cruelty" or "suffering." Just don't be a shitty parent and they'll be fine.

>>713906878
>t. never had kids
Well, I guess being a genetic failure is better than being a genetic deadend.

>>713903451 (OP)
At least someone had fun with your PS5

>ps
I mean what else should they have done? They had to keep themselves entertained somehow since that thing has no games

>>713907284
he's right, you're just a shitty parent

>>713907340

>>713903451 (OP)
I'd like if my kids did that. Their creative expression is more important than material possessions

>>713907258
Outliers exist, like with anything else.

>>713907284
Are you even spending the time to start their future passions? Have you gone through drawing with them, music, etc? Kids can start learning those at the age they start drawing on your PS5 and you'll set them up for life and give them something they enjoy. Something tells me you just do the mandatory parent things that you've been taught to do and aren't actually giving them any tools to live a life better than yours. I learned Piano at 4 years old and that can never be taken away from me and you are the only one that can give something like that to your child. Teach them some shit and spend more time with them their existence and future is more important than yours and it doesn't even take a lot of time.

>>713907526
I'd be happy just because my PS5 doesn't look like a Chinese bootleg Wii anymore

>>713907706
Yes. And they win the prize, and they dominate in the next generation. Too many cucks ruined us from Gen X and prior. The trophy is up for grabs to decide the next few generations of humanity. Want to be part of it?

Ever heard the aphorism 'Victory favours the brave'? It's the same with women. Fortune is a woman. She gets the ick from your cuck attitude.

Live your dream.

>>713903451 (OP)
This is the kind of thing you keep and then get misty-eyed over when your kids are all grown up. The days of crayon scribbles will be gone sooner than you ever expect.

>OP mad that somebody finally had fun playing with his PS5

>>713906652
>Men don't start aging until 40.
Go back to Twitter Doomentio

>>713903696

>>713903451 (OP)
>oh no my kids decorated my shitty white box that had no resale value
How dare they force you to live with memories

>>713908365
>Go back to Twitter Doomentio
Silence hag. Your eggs are groaning. See you when you jump out of a plane at 32.

>>713905632
Age of wonders 3 I think