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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:33:48 PM No.713908269
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We were robbed of a worthwhile experience.

Goblins are meant to be companions/minions yet we are constantly denied this.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:36:22 PM No.713908478
Goblins are ugly and if you faggots want an ugly bitch there's plenty in >>>/lgbt/ and >>>/r9k/ shit you could go outside and find a bitch as ugly as goblin with no issues . Bg3 already has like 6 shit companions it doesn't need another.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:40:55 PM No.713908817
>>713908478
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:43:08 PM No.713908965
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>>713908269 (OP)
Think of the consequences of normalizing goblin sex anon
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:47:29 PM No.713909290
>>713908269 (OP)
Who is this and why should I cum?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:53:11 PM No.713909761
>>713908269 (OP)
It's so fucking stupid that you interact with Sazza a bunch and save her life three times and then you just never see her again. I liked her way more than most of the companions we got and would have gladly sacrificed every single other companion in the game if I could take Sazza and a bunch of other goblins as my minions instead. I really want a CRPG were instead of "companions" you get expendable minions instead. That would be neat.
So I love Sazza's veiny saggy gobbo tits
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:55:55 PM No.713909972
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Kagha and Sazza felt like natural companions for an evil playthrough, Kagha especially. I'm disappointed you get neither and instead are saddled with Halsin who should honestly be busying himself with restoring his retarded druid circle, not leaving it behind with Kagha still there (even is she is reduced to novice rank).
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:01:39 PM No.713910410
>>713909972
Fucking 100% this. Kagha could have been the evil druid while Nettie could have been the good druid. Both have more reason to join up with adventurer. Halsin being a companion was beyond fucking stupid. Nettie, being a novice, would have made more sense.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:07:37 PM No.713910901
>I'm not into loli, I'm just into very short women who are dumber and less self aware then an adult woman
>it's different because they have green skin, you see

k retard. just be honest like the weebs and stop trying to turn evil enemy race into walking onahole because you're addicted to masturbation. ty
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:08:02 PM No.713910938
>>713908269 (OP)
i want to fuck her face so badly
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:10:12 PM No.713911104
>>713910901
Projection, weak bait, retard, faggot, pedo, kill yourself.
There's your (you). I hope it brought you joy.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:11:27 PM No.713911218
>>713908478
>Goblins are ugly
NGMI
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:12:03 PM No.713911267
>>713911104
Why did you even bother reply to it m8.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:13:13 PM No.713911351
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>>713910410
This this and this >>713909972
what were they thinking
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:14:42 PM No.713911473
>>713909972
Kagha would have made for a good lawful evil companion that you could redeem or indulge. Sazza was always just gonna be a cocksleeve for human males though.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:27:07 PM No.713912495
>>713910410
All the base companions have a strong theme of breaking away from an abusive master (Vlaakith, Shar, Gortash, etc)
Halsin and Minty already ignore the theme and if I was set to replacing them I'd make somebody from the ground up who fits thematically rather than shoehorning in different popular NPCs
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:30:21 PM No.713912776
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>>713909290
Gob girl you help in bauldrs gat 3
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:32:57 PM No.713913006
>>713912776
she is such a disguting slut, i want to fuck the shit out of her while i force her to shower
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:51:24 PM No.713914534
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:53:32 PM No.713914698
>>713912776
>>713908269 (OP)
>>713908965
What is the evolutionary purpose of green skin?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:54:34 PM No.713914776
sazza
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>>713912495
>All the base companions have a strong theme of breaking away from an abusive master (Vlaakith, Shar, Gortash, etc)
Huh, I never actually noticed that.
In that case Sazza definitely should have been a companion. Her whole thing is that she is considered entirely worthless and expendable to the Absolute and her higher ups. You save her life twice from cruel masters who don't give a shit about her. I could see her teaming up with Tav and slowly to terms with the fact that in the eyes of her former allies her life had no worth and grows to appreciate (you) because you actually give a shit about her.
But instead of that we got a faggot bear elf druid. God I hate Larian.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:56:07 PM No.713914919
>>713914698
To attract Human men and make them easier targets.
But in all seriously, probably to make it easier for them to hide in forest and shit.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:56:27 PM No.713914945
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BG3 gobbos are some of the best we've had in a while
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:57:10 PM No.713915007
>>713909972
Redeemed Kagha instead of Halsin as a good druid would've been nice and Evil Kagha never joins you since she takes control of the Druid grove. Sazza fits an evil playtrough.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:59:12 PM No.713915182
>>713914945
We never "had them". Larian specifically chose not to make them party members or romancable.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:01:51 PM No.713915403
>>713915182
I can't find it, but apparently Sazza's VA was down for a romance dialogue. But I'm talking more about their visual design.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:03:52 PM No.713915581
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>>713914945
Its actually incredible that we got goblins are both smelly evil savages and sexy slampigs with thick asses and tits while not falling into "short green elf" territory. They are honestly some of favorite goblins depicted in videos but they are so fucking underutilized.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:06:35 PM No.713915795
>>713915403
This is really disappointing. I feel like BG3 could have gotten some really cool shit but for some reason Larian abandoned it and will never make DLC. I feel like we could have gotten a DLC that adds a Sazza companion, goblins as a playable race and maybe even Tabaxi since (apparently) Sazza sends you a letter saying she's been kidnapped by Tabaxi. But I think there was some fuckery going on between Larian and WOTC so Baldur's Gate 3 never got anything else besides patches. Shit sucks.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:06:46 PM No.713915808
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>>713908269 (OP)
>demand blowjob in advance
>leave
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:08:36 PM No.713915954
>>713915808
do you think she has a gagreflex
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:08:36 PM No.713915957
>>713915795
there was definite fuckery between wizards and larian, recall that larian """accidentally""" leaked all those custom campaign tools
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:10:47 PM No.713916134
>>713910901
You're delusional.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:13:46 PM No.713916362
Swen had better add a romanceable goblin to the next game they're making
And lizard woman too
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:14:48 PM No.713916448
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>>713916362
If Swen's sci-fi game has space lizard women in it and you can take one as a companion I will by the collectors edition.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:15:07 PM No.713916472
lawful goo
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>>713915808
>demand blowjob in advance
>frees her from the cage
>kills her
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:18:40 PM No.713916756
>>713916472
>your deity then punishes you for breaking a promise.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:19:14 PM No.713916796
>>713916472
That's borderline lawful evil.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:19:41 PM No.713916831
>>713916756
Nigga he did free her, from the cage and from this mortal plane
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:22:34 PM No.713917039
>>713916472
Based moral relativist.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:22:44 PM No.713917051
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>>713916831
>demand a sexual favor from an imprisoned woman
>pull some fey bullshit by freeing her and then killing her for no reason because all she asked for was to be released, not to be allowed to live
No LG deity would be alright with this. That's 100% Chaotic Evil.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:23:28 PM No.713917116
I'm starting to think chronic goblinfags are the resident spics of the site that have a thing for tortas
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:23:35 PM No.713917124
>>713908269 (OP)
>just offers to suck my dick
lame
I am owed AT LEAST marriage and multiple children
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:23:43 PM No.713917130
>>713916756
Breaking a promise to a monster has zero consequences.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:24:37 PM No.713917208
>>713917130
How dare you call my wife Sazza monster.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:25:41 PM No.713917306
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>>713908269 (OP)
Breed
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:27:36 PM No.713917475
>>713909761
>It's so fucking stupid that you interact with Sazza a bunch and save her life three times and then you just never see her again.
To be fair, that's a bunch of NPCs in BG3. Alfira is the same issue. In fact, I think we only see her in act 3 because of how popular she was in the beta. Though, a lot of this stuff might be due to cut content as well. While BG3 devs said we'd get it when it was ready, they cut a lot of stuff so it wouldn't take forever to release (or they were running low on budget). For example, players back in the beta kept asking for Alfira to be added as a party member to fit the bard role. The devs declined, saying that they already had a bard character intended (and some of their details were in the beta's game files up to a point), so that was always shot down. We ultimately never got the bard or the other 2 intended party members. There's also the fact that Halsin wasn't intended to be a party member, but due to popular demand for it, they added him in. It's why he just sits in your camp for half of the game with no content until act 3. Mizora got shafted because bitch baby players in the beta didn't like how "boring" he was, when the beta only went to act 1.5 and didn't have enough story for us to even see where it would go. What we do know is that Mizora was originally his love interest and it would play a bigger role, along with him being a false hero.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:31:55 PM No.713917808
>>713915808
>she catches your dick in her teeth
>says to unlock the door or she bites down, hard
What do?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:32:46 PM No.713917873
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>>713914698
iz best
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:38:20 PM No.713918308
>>713914698
It makes me hit harder and cum faster
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:41:16 PM No.713918532
>>713917873
>green iz best
>but red makes fings go fastah
>so green isnt best at sumfin
hol on boss
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:42:17 PM No.713918614
>>713917051
goblins arent people
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:42:39 PM No.713918646
>>713918532
Yeah but if you painted an Ork red he wouldn't be green anymore, and if he isn't green he isn't mean.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:45:08 PM No.713918843
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>>713912495
Minty spends a lot of time telling you of the things she did under the absolute and expresses regrets for most of it so she actually fits. The only problem is Halsin being there just cause they wanted to pander to zoophiles.