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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:19:59 PM No.713911902
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what is your favorite asterix game
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:23:36 PM No.713912207
>Goofiest art style of all time
>Still manage to make cute girls
Unironically how do the French do it
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:24:39 PM No.713912285
>>713911902 (OP)
same thread yesterday, give it a rest already
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:25:44 PM No.713912374
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>>713911902 (OP)
Bravely Default and Bravely Second
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:27:33 PM No.713912537
>>713911902 (OP)
why is this bitch wearing pants
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:28:38 PM No.713912634
cleotigra
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>>713911902 (OP)
I actually don't know if I've ever played an asterix game (besides one that came with a cereal box like 25 years ago). Animations are kino though. (even the newer ones are alright)
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:28:40 PM No.713912638
>>713911902 (OP)
you may not like it, but sexo w/ dis little girl
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:32:55 PM No.713913005
Asterix.and.Obelix.The.Big.Fight.S01E02.Episode.II.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.H.264-EniaHD.mkv_snapshot_03.54.681
>>713912537
There's actually a joke about it in the show
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:50:12 PM No.713914429
>>713911902 (OP)
what a baddie
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:05:20 PM No.713915697
>>713912207
French have soul unlike 'mericans
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:23:10 PM No.713917092
Strange coincidence I watched it last night but they should have made it a simple movie, not separate it in episodes .
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:26:03 PM No.713917342
>>713917092
It was a movie originally but it got chopped in episodes
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:27:52 PM No.713917495
>>713911902 (OP)
Asterix XXL on GBA. Amazed Nintendo didn't snap those devs up
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:30:45 PM No.713917710
>>713913005
thats actually kind of funny
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:31:09 PM No.713917747
XXL on the PS2
My first ever videogame on my first ever console (yes I'm a zoomzoom)
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:33:16 PM No.713917916
>>713913005
this doesn't explain why someone who's elite enough to work under Caesar directly would wear barbaric clothings.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:33:28 PM No.713917935
>>713913005
I don't remember a correction-needing hebe in the original Big Fight
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:34:29 PM No.713918004
censored in germany
censored in germany
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>>713917710
the entire series is funny
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:36:05 PM No.713918136
metatada 5
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>>713917935
original character, she is actually a grown woman, she is in charge of preparing the arena and attractions for the big fight
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:42:18 PM No.713918617
>>713911902 (OP)
Imagine seething so hard about being conquered 2000 years ago by the Romans, that you make an entire comic series about one fictional tribe in Gaul with superhuman powers that hasn't been conquered yet, just to cope with it.
That being said, I love Asterix, but I haven't played any of the games. I did see an Asterix game for the GBA that looked very visually impressive for the device.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjyQ2pL2Cus
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:45:37 PM No.713918885
>>713918617
>Imagine seething so hard about being conquered 2000 years ago by the Romans, that you make an entire comic series about one fictional tribe in Gaul with superhuman powers that hasn't been conquered yet, just to cope with it.
it is just a joke man
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:55:13 PM No.713919668
These anons are crazy! Tok tok tok
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:04:11 PM No.713920402
The old Asterix movies where pure kino. I still laugh at the whole permit A38 thing
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:06:09 PM No.713920559
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What is the prettiest nose in gaming?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:11:54 PM No.713921013
mfw
mfw
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>>713918617
Unironically brainrotted.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:19:00 PM No.713921610
I've only played the Konami arcade one, from back in the day.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:19:16 PM No.713921631
>>713913005
>Metadata
>Heihachi haircut
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:20:23 PM No.713921728
>>713918136
she looks like one of Neroยดs "fuck boys"
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:23:39 PM No.713921994
WEFERGH
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>>713911902 (OP)
the quasi 3d one on the GBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBv8FoQxSnc
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:23:48 PM No.713921998
>>713920559
>dogmatix
that's a good translation but it feels so cursed coming from french
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:24:41 PM No.713922085
asterix and the 12 tasks is the pinnacle of french animation
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:24:42 PM No.713922087
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:25:46 PM No.713922191
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>>713922087
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:26:35 PM No.713922273
nu-asterix sucks
the movies peaked with mission cleopatre and the animated cartoons are old as hell
dont even think there's a proper translation to them all since the dialogues are 90% french puns
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:26:49 PM No.713922294
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:28:25 PM No.713922438
>>713921998
didn't ask muhamad
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:34:27 PM No.713922972
asterix-obelix-xxl-2-mission-las-vegum-20050622033101957
>>713911902 (OP)
They're pretty repetitive but I like XXL and XXL2. Those games were so close to being great.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:55:46 PM No.713924754
>>713922972
How could Nintendo allow this?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:58:43 PM No.713925000
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>>713924754
Whatever do you mean?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:07:55 PM No.713925428
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>>713911902 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-jSyuQkvCM
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:33:48 PM No.713926246
metadata a cute
metadata a cute
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:35:08 PM No.713926292
>>713926246
>>713926246
She looks so goofy but in a cute way.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:35:17 PM No.713926295
>>713913005
was metadata actually a real name

>>713921994
that's pretty crazy for the GBA
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:54:07 PM No.713926895
>>713921998
I have been reading/watching Asterix since I was barely able to read and just now do I realise that Idefix is a pun.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:21:08 AM No.713928289
>>713918885
I know that, I was making a sarcastic joke.
>>713921013
Is it because I posted the wrong link?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0pknb4ghUA
Call me whatever you want, Ownage Pranks is still funny.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:24:31 AM No.713928496
>>713911902 (OP)
That set of episodes really annoyed me. You could see her alignments switch so far away that every scene she was in was a drag. Just waiting for the obvious has to be the worst thing a series can do.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:27:53 AM No.713928708
>>713911902 (OP)
I didn'T know that they made new movies? Are they any good?