Anon. Welcome, please make yourself comfortable.
You can trust me, I'll make all of your worries disappear.

o-okay...
*sits down*
this is my first time doing this
*I nervously smile at you*

>>713918303
Please, have a drink. This particular brand of wine is to die for, or so I've heard.

>>713918523
erm.. is this standard practice?
*takes drink from you, reluctantly sips*
This is part of what I came to you for, I have a serious drinking problem